The crew gets "Upper Crust" this week as we attempt to stay classy while drinking a bottle of wine apiece—one glass every thirty minutes, no exceptions.

Danny plays sommelier, teaching us how to sniff and swirl like the elite, while we roast your wine choice: from the "adult grape juice" Moscato crowd to the Shiraz lovers who live for group chat drama.

On the menu:

Rich Speak: Decoding terms like Coxswain, Complications, and Escrow.

Service Stories: What really happens behind the scenes at high-end weddings and Marriott events.

Loud vs. Old Money: Why Jeff Bezos rents out Venice while Warren Buffett lives in a $31k house.

It’s a deep dive into the "King of Wines," the "King of Egos," and why the elite suck. Sorry in advance for the slurring by the final glass.