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The boys are starting their own PR firm.

Don't know about you, but we are starting to feel old. Kids these days... am I right? We discuss some things that make us feel old, things that we just don't understand about the youths, and even some current slang trivia.

Shout out to all the baby mommas out there! This one's for you!

So you call yourself a "SpOrTs FaN" huh? Everyone watches football. Baseball is Americas Pastime. You think that now because you watch soccer, you're better than everyone? Well what do you know about cheese racing? Hobbies Horse Show? What about Calcio Storico, basically imagine if the NFL, Rugby and the UCF from the 90's had a twisted ass baby! Take your helmet off and pick up the cheese wheel, LETS GO!

We discuss some of our favorite songs and also some of our worst. Naughty and nice lists and a gift exchange!

In today's episode we discuss the little things you do that could make you a trashy person. Maybe it's clipping your toe nails on an airplane, maybe it's the way you clean your ass. Either way everyone has a little trash inside of them. 

Times are hard, and we're ready to point the finger. We try and figure out who's responsible for the crazy inflation and how we plan to combat it. Plus a little game at the end where the loser takes a shot.

The guys are drafting a super team for different sporting categories. From uniforms to tailgating. Listen in and let us know who you think won!

Did you have a weird neighbor who thought their pet opossum was just the cutest? Maybe a crazy aunt who had a beady eyed rat as her plus one? This one's for you. 

Welcome to the wackiest episode of "Chaos & Coffee," where we dive headfirst into the wildest current events from June 2023! Buckle up and grab your life jackets as we explore the depths of the ocean with the Titanic submersible, dodge relentless Instagram product ads, and race through town in electric car chases!

Join your hosts, Jolly Jules and Hysterical Harry, as they navigate the curious world of underwater exploration. Hear the tale of Captain Daring Dave and his daring dive into the depths to find the lost remote control. Did he really discover a hidden civilization of mermaids or just a stash of forgotten pizza crusts? Tune in to find out!

Next up, we tackle the pervasive presence of Instagram product ads that seem to pop up every time you blink. Are they secretly spying on us or just trying to tempt us with a never-ending supply of self-stirring coffee mugs? We'll share our tips on how to outsmart those sneaky algorithms and avoid ending up with a closet full of banana slicers.

Finally, hold on tight as we race through the streets in the latest trend of electric car chases. Who needs the Fast and Furious when you can witness Granny Gertrude zooming past on her suped-up mobility scooter? Find out how local authorities are trying to keep up with the increasing demand for electric getaway vehicles and what happens when you accidentally mix up your self-driving car with the ice cream truck.

So grab your popcorn and prepare for a sidesplitting, rib-tickling adventure through the absurdities of June 2023. We promise you'll laugh until your coffee comes out of your nose (but please don't try that with your new self-stirring mug). It's a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss on this hilarious episode of "Chaos & Coffee"!

Note: This podcast episode description is meant to be funny and fictional. It does not represent real current events in June 2023.