009 Casino Royale

*editors note: I’ve edited the 8 minutes of silence from the end of this episode, yet it remains in the uploaded version. I blame agent Carter.

Every Pod Has a Cast. Every Legend Has a Beginning.

CASINO ROYALE introduces JAMES BOND before he holds his licence to kill. No less dangerous, and with two professional assassinations in quick succession, Bond is elevated to "00" status. When Bond is placed under the watchful eye of the treasury official Vesper Lynd, his initial skepticism of her turns into a deepening interest as Le Chiffre's cunning and cruelty come to bear on them both in a way Bond could never imagine, and he learns his most important lesson: Trust no one.

Casino Royale introduces DoubleBroSeven to a Bond before they had their literal licenses to drive. No more intelligent than they were in 2006, each with two unprofessional asses with them, DoubleBroSeven now have a total of “00” brain cells. Under the inscrutable eyes of (1/3rd of) DoubleBroSeven, Vesper Lynd faces criticism & we search for the deep interests within Herr Mendel’s devastatingly honest & vigorously rousing performance. Reminder of DoubleBroSeven’s most important lesson: Trust no one because we don’t know anything.

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Quotes from “The Daniel Craig Collection” 4K back-of-box description

Intro & Outro themes, I don’t remember, just look up Goldeneye 64 midi files