One toot for Kamala...2 toots for Trump...In our head that's how Jimmy Carter voted...Let's kick off 2025...Opening Audio time...Gas granny is upset that her grandson put diesel gas in her car...Did you know you can buy a cheese grater at Olive Garden...That is quite a golumpagus move...A woman went crazy over it and wanted the cheese as well...She is obviously not a booth lady...Jocelyn Wildenstein didn't make it...The catwoman has passed away at the age of 79...or 74...or 89...No one really knows...Her current man is a fashion designer named Lloyd Klein who has 4 inch caterpillars for lips...When you walk around and someone follows behind you with a tuba, it might be time to go see Dr. Now in Houston...A string of awful events happened over the past week...A truck ran over people on Bourbon Street in New Orleans...A Cybertruck blew up outside of Trump Tower in Las Vegas and a mass shooting occurred outside of a teen nightclub in NYC...Today we reminisced about President James Earl Carter...We tried to find some excitement from the peanut farmer...We went through some campaign commercials...It was a rough go...Speaking of commercials we also went through some commercials that come across a little differently now...Commercials with Diddy, Jared Fogle and R. Kelly...Do you know someone with a buttercream chin? We talked about chinless celebrities because the new hot surgery this year is chin implants...Clay Aiken has quite the buttercream chin...A massive winter storm is on the way for much of the east coast...A massive winter storm is marching its way east...Jolt Cola is making its return to the shelves with over 2000mg of caffeine...That's 5 times more than it originally had in the 1980's...According to science you would need 68,000mg of chocolate to kill you...A psychic says aliens will make contact with us this year...Rizzo is going to go put Preparation H ointment on his tooth and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!







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