We learned before 6am that we have an audience of larcenists here in Asheville...Let's get to Opening Audio..."USA Today" did a story on "ghostlighting." If you've never heard of it, it's a combination of "ghosting" and "gaslighting." It's when you ghost someone and disappear, get called out for it, and act like it didn't happen...An Irish politician has gone viral all around the Caribbean because his Cork accent sounds Jamaican... A nun in New York City shielded a toddler with her body from a falling tree during the big storm that happened this week. She was watching the kid while he played outside near a convent on West 51st Street...Amanda Seyfried revealed that she wore "a prosthetic butthole" while filming a nude scene for the recent movie 'The Testament of Ann Lee...Also, Maude had a rug...Beginning March 1, Wisconsin sausage royalty Johnsonville is officially rolling out a Dr. Pepper–inspired sausage nationwide...Controversial dating service Ashley Madison sheds 'adulterous past' with major rebrand to 'discreet dating'...Nancy Guthrie's Arizona home is set to be turned back over to her family...Asheville's River Arts District has landed the number one spot on USA Today’s list of best arts districts in America for a creative escape...President Trump catered McDonald's for Team USA at the White House today, bringing in STACKS of double cheeseburgers...94-year-old Helen Cvik was declared legally dead in December 2025 by Social Security. The problem is, Miss Helen is still alive...Bill Gates admitted to Gates Foundation staff members that he had two affairs and said it was a "huge mistake" to have spent time with late financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein...Should Melissa Etheridge be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? We debated...Lucky called with another shoplifting story...Asheville City Council plans to decide next month whether to hold a 2.4-acre parcel of land just south of City Hall for the construction of a mixed-use development that would include a new 2,500-seat performing arts center...Skywatchers across the United States will have the opportunity to see the only total lunar eclipse of 2026 in the early morning hours of Tuesday, March 3...Efforts are continuing to revive a proposed Costco development in the Enka-Candler area...A man set multiple fires that burned down his home and three neighbors' homes in the Poconos, telling police he was trying to kill spiders...Remember the name Bo Hess...And remember the names Rizzo & Jeff...You can check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!

YOU ALL ARE THIEVES. PERIOD. END OF STORY. A woman wants to make love to a man and he wants to play. "It's been 4 dates and now", he undressed her sexily and said "I will be right back...". He got her HAIRBRUSH and began to brush her ARSE. 

You all STOLE WAY MORE than I did. You guys are ALL FELONS, so do not judge Rizzo. Speaking of felons, elders are going hardcore and making terroristic threats about Majong. 

Oh... This Dad is PISSED! Rightfully so, his son was charged with killing 22 people. Murder 1. 22 counts.... Hell, "He ONLY KILLED 7 BRA".... Get with it people! 

Enjoy the Wednesday edition of the Rizzo and Jeff Show!

Hey goosey you better watch that mouth of yours...Let's get to Opening Audio...A guy in Canada got so upset when his country's team lost the gold medal to the USA in men's hockey that he immediately took a chainsaw to his mounted television...Frosted Flakes has given their '90s "Hey Tony!" jingle an update. Here's the original, then the new version reimagined by Atlanta musician J.I.D...Man heats the entire house with 133 doughnuts and makes a startling discovery...Gen Z is quietly crashing Florida’s most famous retirement party. In one of the stranger migration twists of early 2026, a new movers ranking puts ZIP code 34762 in The Villages...A viral video that has people talking turkey wild turkeys chasing a local delivery driver just trying to do his job...The mysterious masked figure who was seen trying to obscure Nancy Guthrie's Nest doorbell camera on the night of her abduction is said to have visited the house before...5+ pounds of meth seized, and a woman was arrested after Buncombe County drug bust...49-year-old Floyd Mayweather and 47-year-old Manny Pacquiao are going to fight again, 11 years after their first fight...A former Morgan County jail officer is facing seven felony extortion charges related to taking honey buns from inmates...Video shows a naked man running through the scene of a crash in East Hollywood. Multiple people were hurt, and one person was in critical condition...Is Rizzo a larcenist? We had to determine that in Listener Court today...A 13-year-old boy in town for the Daytona 500 got 13 stitches after a man slashed his throat in a random attack now according to his parents...A video went viral showing a woman being attacked by a transient inside a Subway restaurant in Culver City, California. In that video, employees continued working on food while the struggle occurred...Buncombe County parents are adjusting schedules again after schools closed on Monday, Feb. 23, adding to a growing list of weather disruptions this winter...Nick Reiner, who has been charged with the murder of his parents Rob and Michele Reiner, has filed a plea of not guilty...Savannah Guthrie and her family are offering a hefty reward for their missing mom, Nancy as part of a new plea for information, $1 million...A cemetery said a family needs to remove or redo a headstone that was deemed offensive because of images of middle fingers...Even if you do flip us off, at least listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!

Really with this weather? And listener Melvin chose the lord over coming to see us yesterday? Well let's get to Opening Audio...Adult Content Creator, okay, porn star Bonnie Blue, says she's pregnant after having unprotected sex with about 400 men earlier this month...Wiz Khalifa posted a video where he's giving his teenage son Sebastian 13 birthday punches in the stomach...Another exciting win for Team USA happened yesterday, the final day of the 2026 Olympics. The USA beat Canada in the gold medal game and it happened on a very historic date...U.S. men's hockey teams won gold in 1960 Squaw Valley, 1980 Lake Placid, and 2026 in Milan...AOC tries to explain foreign policy comments in Munich while her husband snores in the background on her Instagram...An Austrian court has convicted a man of manslaughter caused by gross negligence after his girlfriend froze to death...A man who wrote murder mysteries was shot and killed. His death in an assisted living home is now one...Tourists have been left stranded and 'praying to make it home' after violence erupted in Mexico following the killing of the country's most notorious drug kingpin...A 21-year-old man, from North Carolina, was killed by law enforcement officers after he entered the secure perimeter of Mar-a-Lago...A mystery donor gave $3.6M in gold to Osaka, Japan to fix aging water pipes, a widespread issue with over 20% past their service life...A viral clip of "John Barron" angrily calling CSPAN about the SCOTUS tariff ruling has some speculating that President Trump himself...Does anyone was a smooth Rosie? Anyone willing to Nair her? Lisa Monk underwent chemotherapy and prepared herself to say her goodbyes all to later discover that she was misdiagnosed...A Port Charlotte Florida man was arrested after falling into a stranger's pool drunk from too much vodka...A woman says she has spent years living under a barrage of golf balls that strike her home each time the weather warms...A man in Florida has been arrested after calling police to have his meth tested for authenticity...The 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics have now closed...The Americans received the second most, with 33 medals – 12 gold, 12 silver, and nine bronze...Tubi is adding tons of cartoons to its platform. In a social media post, the streaming service announced its acquisition of hundreds of cartoons coming to the platform saying, "My cartoon era starts March 1st."... A baby monkey in Japan has captured hearts around the world after videos of him being bullied by other monkeys and rejected by his mother... Clayton Dietz, 11, was charged in the shooting death of his father, Douglas Dietz, after his Nintendo Switch was taken away...What we will not take away from you is The Rizzo & Jeff Show and you can listen to the Monday edition here!!

Strap up your velcro shoes pappy...It's been a real sour cream type of a week...Listener Melvin kicked off the show flat, so we get to Opening Audio...During an interview, Kelly Rowland pointed out that Beyoncé doesn't pronounce the "R" in algebra in her 2011 song 1+1...Some snow mobilers from New Hampshire saved a moose that got stuck in deep snow the other day...Prosecutors say a California plumber killed a 72-year-old man with fentanyl to steal his money... Recently unsealed documents in the Jeffrey Epstein files include numerous references to Asheville and individuals from the area, according to a review of the records...Nearly a year and a half after Helene, has learned that approximately 47 Buncombe properties and associated homeowners will be able to start the process of getting a buyout bid for their storm-ravaged homes in Buncombe County...Donald Trump has directed Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to release government files related to aliens, extraterrestrial life and UFOs...Residents of The Northfield, a local senior housing facility that's set to close, staged a sit-in Wednesday outside of their building...Australian Olympic reporter Danika Mason, who was seemingly drunk on the air Wednesday, apologized Thursday for her actions... A viral video shows the moment an Uber driver asked a passenger to get out of the vehicle due to the company's "no pets" policy. The young woman identified herself as a therian and introduced herself as "Daysi, a Spanish Greyhound,"...A woman has been charged following a Feb. 13 fatal motorcycle accident that happened at the intersection of Eliada Home Road and New Leicester Highway...Buncombe County residents are reacting after Costco announced its withdrawal plans to build in Asheville...The former Arby's on Patton Avenue is proposed to be a new drive-thru chain, called 7 Brew Coffee...Villain hitting is a traditional Hong Kong folk ritual where practitioners, often elderly women, use a shoe to strike paper effigies, symbolically driving away bad luck, negative energy, or specific enemies...A man says "Ain't that the truth. I spend about $40 - $60 on Butter a week alone."...Reverend Jeff is here to wish you a great weekend and he wants you to listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Shout out to Steve in Leicester who has a Steppenwolf tattoo on his white milky thighs...Let's get to Opening Audio...Tyler Reddick has played down a viral interaction between NBA legend Michael Jordan and his son Beau...Police in Oregon say the driver of a truck was recklessly driving through an intersection, when they hit a dirt mound, and were launched through the air for more than 100 feet, clearing a brick wall, before landing inside a home...Charlotte, North Carolina resident Alandria Killian also known as @Langguini on TikTok, has come up with one for Hidden Valley Ranch...A fight at Chuck E. Cheese during a child’s birthday leaves a man in a medically-induced coma...A controversial business looking to open in Atkinson, New Hampshire has been denied a zoning permit by the town...Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on his 66th birthday today and is in police custody after a raid on his new Sandringham home...Cops were called out to Shia LaBeouf's Los Angeles area home more than once prior to his breakup with Mia Goth...A red, white and blue color scheme championed by President Donald Trump will become the new look for Air Force One, the U.S. military said Wednesday...More students in western North Carolina (WNC) held a walkout Wednesday, Feb. 18, gathering for a peaceful protest against ICE and recent immigration enforcement by the Trump administration...Well Rizzo went out to AC Reynolds to talk to the protesters...Lucky called with another criminal story that involved CD's & DVD's...An ALF employee was arrested after she filmed an 81-year-old and a 59-year-old resident having sex in an assisted living facility...The King has said 'the law must take its course' after expressing his 'deepest concern' over the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor...Anna Marie Viruet-North, 60, of Asheville, was arrested Tuesday night in Washington County after deputies discovered 123 grams of methamphetamine in her vehicle...A 37-year-old man from Nekoosa stole an ambulance in Wisconsin Rapids, leading police on a high-speed chase before being apprehended naked...Monroe police said a 12-year-old boy drove himself to school after he said he missed the bus...Cops barged into a 7-Eleven restroom to arrest a man who was in the middle of his potty break...A 35-year-old man is accused of pulling a gun and attempting to shoot another person during an argument inside a Crunch Fitness gym...This show does not require you to pull the lunk alarm...Check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's take a ride down kerfuffle highway today...Yo mama is so fat she sweats butter and syrup, has a full time job and Denny's and wipes waffles on her forehead...Authorities say six backcountry skiers were found alive and 10 others were still missing Tuesday after an avalanche in Northern California...A woman in Michigan claims another woman shamed her for a poor choice in naming her "son" at a CVS...The name was Whiskey, but it was her dog's name...Do you ever use the word "kerfuffle"? Obviously, it's not a common term for this TV news anchor in Central Oregon.  While reporting on the Winter Olympics, his co-anchor had to take over...Police in Sapporo, Hokkaido, have arrested a 72-year-old man on suspicion of public indecency. According to police, the man is suspected of exposing his lower body on a subway car traveling between Higashi-kuyakusho-mae and Kanjo-dori Higashi stations...A Melbourne woman terrorized her former housemates and landlord for months, firebombing their homes and cars after she was evicted...More than 100 students at T.C. Roberson High School in Asheville participated in a walkout Tuesday morning in protest of recent immigration enforcement operations...Shia LaBeouf has been arrested in New Orleans following an alleged altercation during Mardi Gras celebrations. LaBeouf, 39, is facing two counts of simple battery and is scheduled to appear in court Tuesday afternoon...A 16-year-old boy fell 50 feet down a shaft on the Queensboro bridge in New York City while apparently filming an urban exploration video for TikTok...A 16-year-old was arrested by the Flagler County Sheriff's Office earlier this month and is accused of exposing himself to multiple senior women...'The View' host Whoopi Goldberg explains why her name appears in the Epstein files...No bones about it: Judge allows Buffalo Wild Wings to keep 'boneless' chicken on menu...An Arizona gun store owner says an FBI agent asked him to review recent firearm purchases tied to a list of nearly two dozen people, as the search for Nancy Guthrie continues into a third week...A warming trend is expected to continue across Western North Carolina through the end of the workweek...If you got a restaurant gift card from Costco, listen up. The big box store had to recall Synergy Restaurant Gift Cards that were bought between October 27 and January 26...A warming trend is expected to continue across Western North Carolina through the end of the workweek, with near-record high temperatures possible Friday...An Arizona gun store owner says an FBI agent asked him to review recent firearm purchases tied to a list of nearly two dozen people, as the search for Nancy Guthrie continues into a third week...If you got a restaurant gift card from Costco, listen up. The big box store had to recall Synergy Restaurant Gift Cards that were bought between October 27 and January 26...Frozen bacteria kept for 5,000 years in an underground cave have been found to be resistant to modern antibiotics, researchers say...We hope you aren't resistant to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

RIP Reverend Jesse Jackson...Just kiss it...Let's get to Opening Audio...Restaurant chain Longhorn Steakhouse is confusing customers by offering steak commitment rings as part of its Valentine's menu...Officials say a farm in Onslow County was ravaged by fire this weekend, killing more than 1,300 hogs that were inside...The Backstreet Boys are trying to manifest a Super Bowl halftime show as their next gig 25 years after turning down the opportunity...A man who calls himself “Goose Wayne Batman” and dresses in a mask and eye makeup says he's dedicated to bringing people to justice...A Dubai court ordered Scottish tourist Jamie Harron to spend three months in jail over touching a man on his hip or rear end as he passed him in a bar...The Reverend Jesse Jackson has died. The famed civil rights activist, ordained Baptist minister and former presidential candidate was 84... The NC Forest Service urges residents to skip outdoor burning as drought drives fire risk...In a video clip that has since gone viral online, Jordan can be seen repeatedly pinching Redick's son, Beau, before rubbing the back of his leg...Bikini vs One-piece took us to Listener Court...An Aldi shopper spotted a whole frozen lobster, typically one of the pricier seafood items, on the shelf for under $15...The Winter Olympic organizing committee said condoms will be available after they ran out of stock with more than a week left in the Games...UK man, 35, destroys check-in kiosks at Hong Kong airport, arrested, 4 Viagra pills found on him...Apple is hosting a product launch event next month in New York, London, and Shanghai. The iPhone-maker calls the event a "special Apple experience."...Clemson University now has four fraternities that are on probation for hazing after a fourth was added to the list...R. Kelly is under investigation for possessing a retired warden's phone number at his federal lockup in North Carolina...A large sinkhole appeared in Shanghai's Minhang District, engulfing a large section of road and causing damage to nearby structures...David Watson's been monitoring traffic but first we go to Ryan Marshall who's out monitoring the snowfall...Ryan Marshall is the realest news reporter, and we are the realest show in Asheville...Check out the Tuesday edition of the Rizzo and Jeff Show!

Liver mush and barometer chat with James and Melvin to start the show this morning...That turned out to be Opening Audio...David Heaven has formed a beautiful friendship with the 92-year-old veteran after offering to volunteer for people...The often-sedate world of curling has gotten heated at the Winter Olympics as cheating allegations and audible curse words overshadowed a feisty match between two of the best men's teams... A diner at an upscale Sydney-restaurant was caught sprinkling his own armpit hair into his steak dinner in an apparent attempt to dodge footing the bill...Chula Vista Police Chief Roxanna Kennedy claims the city is trying to force her out after an incident at a holiday party...Local businesses are responding to the economic impact of the four-night Billy Strings concert series in Asheville. The event arrived at a time when some restaurants and bars needed it most...Claims that Jeffrey Epstein lived in the Vatican with Pope John Paul II are completely false and fabricated...A glove found near Nancy Guthrie’s home appears to match the one worn by a suspect seen in her home’s doorbell camera footage, according to the FBI...Some Ontario Hockey League fans were told to freshen up before heading to the rink this week after a team executive for the Oshawa Generals sent a hygiene reminder to season ticket holders...An 87-year-old splits $2,000 monthly rent with a roommate in a 500 sq ft NYC apartment due to escalating housing costs...A woman in China has gone viral after she detailed her love affair with DAN, an AI chatbot designed by ChatGPT...A woman accused of a stolen car chase and DUI in Fort Myers allegedly asked troopers if she could get a hamburger and fries...A D.C. man went viral in his quest to become husband material, learning things that one day will be helpful for his future wife...No evidence aliens have made contact, says Obama after podcast comments cause frenzy. Former US president clarifies 'they're real' answer...The Buncombe County Sheriff’s Office announced that a man was sentenced on Friday in the 2025 murder of a woman at a gas station...According to a Feb. 14 Facebook post by the N.C. Arboretum, the gates had to be closed due to the overwhelming number of visitors on Valentine's Day...There are many women on TikTok claiming that women should always ask a man who his celebrity crush is.  They say it could be a red flag about their personality or traits...A man from Wisconsin has taken an old, retired porta potty and transformed it into his own personal ice fishing shanty...A man in Indiana is in jail after driving recklessly and hitting over 15 mailboxes...California residents spent over $350 million on OnlyFans in 2025, marking it the top state for spending...You don't have to spend a dime to listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Can you handle firing a .45 on Valentines Day? “We ordered two porterhouse steaks medium well.” The steaks in the video look severely overcooked—charred on the outside and far past medium...That's Longhorn Steakhouse...Oscar-winner Michael Douglas has announced a memoir set for release on Oct. 6. He describes it as a “raw, sweeping” account of his personal life...A woman swallowed a 17-centimeter long spoon after her dog jumped on her while she ate yogurt, shoving the spoon down her throat...A North Carolina mayor is the talk of the internet after not denying claims that he wasn't wearing pants inside the local town hall after hours...Jeffrey Epstein was strangled, not hanged in his New York prison cell, according to a doctor present at his post mortem...The Buncombe County Sheriff's Office and Narcotics Task Force arrested a man following a multi-day crime spree involving three jurisdictions...Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has made heads shake with a comment he made on the “This Past Weekend” podcast. The Health and Human Services Secretary says he's not scared of germs because he "used to snort cocaine off toilet seats"...According to FBI statistics, there were 49,292 kidnappings between January 2025 and January 2026. Among those, just 692 were people aged 70 and over...Musician Billy Strings is in Asheville for the second half of a four-night sold-out concert series and fans aren’t the only ones excited about the bluegrass star's back-to-back shows...There are three overrated 1. Anything at Starbucks 2. American Cheese Ever read what the package of Kraft slices says? 3. Lobster...After drawing record-breaking crowds, the troll takeover at The North Carolina Arboretum is coming to a close...The Asheville Police Department is asking the public for help in finding a man wanted for impersonating a police officer again. Officials said they are looking for 22-year-old Rodrigo Barrera-Lozada. He is wanted for two counts of impersonating a police officer in Asheville and is also facing one count in Henderson County...Hi-Wire Brewing and Charlotte-based NoDa Brewing are teaming up to release Odyssey IPA, a hazy India pale ale crafted to benefit ongoing rebuilding efforts in Asheville and surrounding communities...An Arizona sheriff is denying reports that he's blocking FBI access to key evidence in the kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie...A Rocky Point woman is facing charges after 200 rats, “both alive and dead,” were found in her home...111-year-old Luis Kano from New Jersey is believed to be the oldest man in the US. His secrets to a long life: don't drink, get good sleep, and don't smoke...Yolo County deputies arrested a man accused of stealing beehives worth tens of thousands of dollars and hiding them in a remote area...A suspect wanted for throwing a Molotov cocktail into a Cumberland County farm store...Someone get Janet a jug and then check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!