There isn't enough North Dakota news in the JNN or 828 News Now so we will change that with Opening Audio...Why don't they leave the ground squirrels alone...That is the biggest story in the state...Ground squirrels are plentiful...A man claims that an older gentleman had the sexiest laugh...We heard it and wanted to deliver a Stone Cold Stunner...A young reporter got the dog poops on a neighbor's lawn story...A rapper in Atlanta is under arrest after he was caught going to the bathroom off of the balcony of his high rise apartment complex...Do you tell your lady if she has a mustache? A woman was arrested after leaving dogs in the car and when we saw her mugshot she had a full mustache and goatee...The Asheville Police Department is investigating a shooting at a South Asheville apartment complex...Malcolm-Jamal Warner, best known for playing Theo Huxtable on "The Cosby Show," has passed at the age of 54...Ingles plans to build a new store in Swannanoa following a meeting with the Buncombe County Planning Department ...Listener Court got real hairy...We asked the question from an earlier convo...Do you tell your woman if she is growing a mustache? Rizzo could not get over the Hamricks store...He was so enthralled...It had the Richard Karn magic bullet hose...Cookie Monster, the "Sesame Street" character, will serve as the grand marshal on Sunday, July 27 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway...A landscaper in North Carolina threw a party at a multi-million dollar house that he did the lawn for when the owners weren't home...Storm recovery efforts in Lake Lure reached a major milestone this week with the completion of silt and debris removal at Rumbling Bald...The unofficial start of fall on August 26 when the iconic Pumpkin Spice Latte...How did we get to a Janet Wood Reno conversation? We don't know either...Let's see if you can figure it out by listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well let's take a Rosie kiss on the lips and get this Monday going with a little thing we call Opening Audio...What happened to the good ole' anabolic steroid? The new trend for bodybuilders is purchasing breast milk and women are selling theirs and making tons of money...A woman jumped into a lake and would not come out when running from the police...It is possible she was built like Andre The Giant...A woman played Frogger on a highway...She was in her 60's and for some reason was crawling on the highway...It didn't end well...We have an update on a story of the man that got sucked into an MRI machine...He was wearing a 20lb chain...Listener Johnny aka Dr. Love believes it was all a set up...‘Pee-wee’s Big Adventure’ Original Red Bike Acquired by the Alamo...Andy Byron resigned as CEO of Astronomer after a viral kiss cam video captured him embracing Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot, triggering affair allegations...An inmate who escaped from the Henderson County Detention Center earlier this week has been captured...Police on Wednesday arrested a man who allegedly followed a woman into the police department parking lot while driving drunk...His name was Tilford Tillman...A woman arrested last year in a prostitution probe at an extremely popular massage parlor was sentenced Thursday to a year in jail for running a prostitution business...Monks were having a freak off! Yes that is correct...There is a sex scandal going on with monks in Thailand after one woman slept with a bunch of them and tried to blackmail them out of millions of dollars...Shannon Sharpe and accuser reach settlement in $50 Million sexual assault lawsuit...Delta regional jet pilot apologizes to passengers for ‘aggressive maneuver’ to avoid a B-52 bomber...Trump Says ‘I Absolutely Love’ That Stephen Colbert Got ‘Fired’ and ‘I Hear Jimmy Kimmel Is Next’...Microsoft is buying 4.9 million metric tons of human waste to help investigate climate change...A father got so angry that a ball hit his car at a high school baseball game that he took the fire engine from the next door fire department and started spraying...After you head home and listen to some Killa 69, why don't you check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's play a game...Would you prefer Rosie gives you mouth to mouth or a tracheotomy with a butter knife? Now that we know Jeff is a take or leave it Wings guy, let's get to Opening Audio...A Capybara Cafe has opened in Florida...You can drink while you hang with them...Somehow we went down a Don Knotts road...A couple of guys broke the world record for the largest scotch egg...We found a website that sells exotic meats...Want to go half on 4lbs of antelope leg meat? If you are going to get hair transplants, don't have crazy sex with someone or yourself afterwards...We have a special job for you Orkin man...A 90 year old woman can't get rid of Gnats...They fly around her genitalia...Speaking of genitalia...A naked man was causing havoc outside of an oyster bar in Florida...He wound up getting chased and arrested at a Dollar General...An inmate has escaped from the Henderson County Detention Facility on Thursday, July 17, the Henderson County Sheriff's Office said...Authorities have released a 911 call related to the killing of a woman at an Arden gas station Monday morning...President Trump was diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, which Leavitt described as a “benign and common condition, particularly in individuals over the age of 70."...Let's play a game of would you rather...Rosie wanted to save a 90 year olds life in a restaurant with either mouth to mouth or a tracheotomy...Would you rather have mouth to mouth from Rosie or a trach? The cheating CEO! We talked about the viral story of the CEO who was caught cheating at a Coldplay concert...A woman was mad that a chicken was crossing the road and another car hit it...So she chased the guy and sprayed him with bear spray...A water rescue call for a person in a canal turned out to be a blow-up doll...While taping his Thursday show, host Stephen Colbert made the surprising announcement that CBS is ending his late-night show in May...If you need your chimney swept you can call Barney's Complete Chimney Sweep...He will have your Boy Scout tenderfoot badge ready...While you wait for him you can listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

THE CHICKEN DIED BECAUSE OF HIS ROAD CROSSING SKILLS AND HIS OWNER BEAR MASED A MAN WHO DID IT. THE CHICKEN WAS PLANNING TO GO OUT IN STYLE.

Want some $41.99 a pound Rizzo fatty meat on your supper table? Let's get Opening Audio going this morning...A teacher read off some comments his second graders left for him...Pa Pa has a hairy back...A man was popped for a DUI...He had six empty bottles of booze...He had to be taken to the hospital...That is where he shoved a pill bottle up his backside...An emu was causing havoc in the great state of Maine...A woman rattled off a list of people that she does not want at her funeral...As we tried to move on to other things we got caught up in a conversation about Art Linkletter, who was the original host of Kids Say The Darndest Things...Coca-Cola has agreed to use real cane sugar in their soda...Let's just drink Dr. Thunder...Nine people have been charged in connection with a fraud ring that operated in Buncombe County...Ada County Sheriff's Detectives in Idaho are looking for a masked, buttocks slapper...A man arrested for running naked around a West Asheville neighborhood and attempting to break into at least one home has pleaded guilty...What is your favorite beef stick? A ranking came out of the best and you'd be surprised that Slim Jim comes in last place...Who has the sexiest voice in Hollywood? We went through some folks, and you'd be surprised to know that number one on the list is John Goodman...Would you leave your partner for a million dollars? Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath's final show set a new record for the highest-grossing charity concert of all time.  It raised over $190 million...The Men's Underwear Index, popularized by Alan Greenspan, suggests that men's underwear sales can be an indicator of economic downturns...Imagine walking outside and finding your laundry on fire. That's what happened to an Arkansas woman who's now warning about the hazard...If your dad thinks you're a loser, don't worry because we don't...So please check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's not start things off with a bah humbug today...Thoughts on Manhunt Monday? A thief was upset that a woman bashed her on a local Facebook group after the victim of the robbery called her trash on a page...The woman "don't be knowing her"...A 114 year old marathon runner was killed by a hit and run...If you are going to be a voyeur, lesson number one is that you secure all of your wires...A fire chief is under arrest after putting cameras in a unisex bathroom at the firehouse...A man tried to find love with artificial intelligence and found out just how dirty the AI woman could get...Do goats make good pets? A man says he got one and it has been a complete nightmare...Two major infrastructure projects along Patton Avenue are officially complete after years of work...A man is behind bars on suspicion of leaving a "human skin teddy bear" outside of a Southern California convenience store...Kevin Spacey wants the Epstein files out there...He posted “Release the Epstein files,” “All of them. For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough.” ...Is there possibly any worse way to die than getting caught up in a meat grinder? Well we asked that question and the phones blew up...Some came pretty close...A college girl who made the principal's list got a DUI and bought a Barbie car to drive herself around campus...Just because the sun is out doesn't mean the guns need to be out...A 911 operator called a woman on her last day and let her know that she is the dumbest person to call the police department...The woman called once a month for 15 years...A door to door salesman was arrested after attacking an elderly woman because she would not purchase solar products...He was shot a few months ago by another customer...Police are investigating him now...A 10 year old was arrested and is being put up on arson charges for lighting the party aisle on fire in a Walmart...A woman was caught stealing items for Helene victims from a church...Shaq wants to punch RGIII in the face...And also thanks Shaq, because of comments from people like you Stevie Wonder had to address whether he was actually blind or not...A 75 year old woman crawled for 14 hours to safety after she broke her femur...Take a ride down Richard Simmons Highway with us and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

DEATH BY MEAT GRINDER IS THE WORST WAY TO DIE UNLESS YOU WANNA CHOKE ON A SPONGE THAT IS ALIVE!!!

RIZZO AND JEFF

Nothing cooler than a cult...We learned there is a cult leader named Judy that is only 40 miles away from where we sit...Why would someone shoot a trashman? A man attacked two garbage men for absolutely no reason...He rammed the truck and then shot at them...NO! Go away...A woman was stalked by a mountain lion and thought that phrase would make the mountain lion go away...A pastor in Alabama was arrested after he left a child in a car, he went into the bar and drank, and then went to Waffle House...There were lots of resources used to save a goat from a cliff...An 86 year old woman has completed over 800 skydives...The numbers are not her side...A man has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder after a woman was found dead at a local gas station by Buncombe County Sheriff's Office deputies, officials confirmed...Sesame Workshop said the X account for its beloved fuzzy, red monster Elmo was compromised by an "unknown hacker" who made antisemitic and racist posts to its official account on Sunday...The Trump administration’s “there’s nothing to see here” stance on the Jeffrey Epstein files is having a rippling effect...Is being a Disney adult weird? A man has created a dating app that is just for Disney enthusiasts...We took it to Listener Court today...It seems we have more Disney freaks than we thought in Asheville...Would you eat a frozen burger popsicle? That seems to be a new trend for the summer...What's the weight for that party? Well, we have some Carrot Top news...That's right...The prop comic...He was on the Howie Mandel podcast and couldn't get his story straight about which seat he was in while sitting in first class...The entire world is getting to know Cal Raleigh this summer. The Smoky Mountain High School alum won the home run derby...The price of Mexican tomatoes will go up soon...Tomatoes from Mexico account for two-thirds bought in the U.S. and the tariff is set at 17-percent...Meta says it's going to crackdown on unoriginal posts on Facebook, those that use other people's text, photos or videos...One thing that is not unoriginal is The Rizzo & Jeff Show, and you can check out the Tuesday edition right here!!

ADULT DISNEY PEOPLE LOVE WHIMSY. RIZZO LOVES WHIMSEY AND SO DOES ASHEVILLE. JEFF AGAIN LOSES!!!!

LETS TALK HARRY BOOMER AND TWERKING IN/ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD