Someone tell Rizzo his "Friyay" days are over!! Go check out the chicks at the soccer game bro...Let's get things going as we head into a long weekend with Opening Audio...A man robbed a bank and got away on a bicycle...Former Bears cornerback Buster Skrine, a fugitive already wanted by the Canadian government for more than a year, was arrested Wednesday in Roswell, Georgia, and charged with 18 counts related to financial fraud...Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County Florida is a gem...If you ever want a happy ending, just remember click click...An Asheville spa owner is charged after bribing police and was caught in a prostitution scheme...Micah Parsons traded from Cowboys to Packers...Asheville man strikes gold twice, wins $1M from scratch-off lottery ticket...Taco Bell Brings Back Chili Cheese Burritos, Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos and More Discontinued Menu Items from the 2000s...AARP's Hottest Actors Over 50 have been ranked...We spruced up the list...Gary Busey was tops on the list...An elderly gym-goer was killed when a woman crashed her SUV into the front of a New Jersey Planet Fitness where he was working out...A senior living facility helps an 85-year-old woman achieve her skydiving dreams...A former hospital employee named Robert Pinon Shrader was arrested for allegedly hiding cameras in hospital bathrooms...A man named ‘Bogus,’ under investigation for alleged fraud, arrested near Colorado hot springs after running from officers up side of mountain in swimsuit, covered in mud...
Trump revokes Kamala Harris' Secret Service protection...73-year-old Bill Belichick's girlfriend Jordon Hudson, 24, has filed a trademark for the term "gold digger," which she hopes to put on jewelry and keychains...A mother plans to file lawsuit, press charges after teacher body slams Westside High student while playing musical chairs...Go get yourself a mud massage from Sven and listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

LET'S GET NUDE ASHEVILLE! We are learning Asheville loves to be nude at home...We will get more into it later...Let's get to Opening Audio...No one likes a bee in the car...Alexa told former NFL quarterback Matt Leinart the truth...When his daughter asked Alexa to tell her about her dad's career it said his career didn't amount to much...Jelly Roll bought two Jazzy's for himself...Why was Jeff getting Facebook invites from an affordable mobility scooter Facebook group? A 72 year old man who is a lifeguard and obsessed with David Hasselhoff rescued a father and son so they didn't drown and wind up in the Bahamas...A grandfather is under arrest after putting MDMA in his granddaughters Dairy Queen Blizzard...He called the cops and said they found it in there...Video showed something different...A couple from New York state got married recently after meeting years ago in high school while they were working together. The newlyweds decided to hold a second ceremony where it all started - in front of some 200 grandparents and other residents at a senior center...All 14 injured children expected to survive after a shooter at Minneapolis Catholic school kills 2...Fans speculate Biltmore Estate as Taylor Swift's wedding venue...That means we might get Mario Lopez...Guinness World Records celebrated its 70th birthday by sharing a list of 70 records no one's attempted yet...Asheville do you get naked at home? We are finding out this happens more than you think...The man who faked death, fled the US gets 89 days in jail for the 89 days he was missing...He's lucky he didn't get the old "Brucey One Two Skadoo"...Florida man survives lightning strike outside pizza shop, describes pain as "unbearable"...High school football referee being hailed as hero after performing CPR on fellow official who collapsed on field...A Nun chases, confronts woman who stole from a purse in Pittsburgh...Google is warning its two-and-a-half-billion Gmail users to change their passwords after a significant number of successful intrusions by hackers...A former staffer on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" says Ellen hated the men who worked for her, especially if she caught them talking to her wife, Portia De Rossi...Come and get your Rizzo & Jeff nanner hammock and enjoy the Thursday edition of the show right here!!

We are all excited about the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, but the real question is what does Ed Kelce think? We will get to that coming up...Let's get to Opening Audio...Officers were trying to arrest a suspect on a high speed chase when he got hit by a chicken truck...Trump took another shot at JB Pritzker...Pritzker thinks mayo should be a condiment on the table at a restaurant...People are running and jumping on all fours like animals for a fitness trend that can give you a six-pack...Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged...Asheville expands high-traffic zones to address panhandling in city ordinance...What about the forgotten Ed Kelce...We have heard all of the reactions to Taylor and Travis...But no one cares what Ed has to say...Well we do...Ed dropped a truth bomb that they were actually engaged two weeks ago...A man was arrested after he answered the door after he ordered DoorDash naked...They set him up with the local news and went to his house and caught him...We asked "can't you be naked in your own house and is it illegal?"...Ladies called in and expressed how they even garden naked...A Colorado Parks and Wildlife ranger charged with staging a fake stabbing incident that locked down schools...Now that Travis Kelce popped the question to Taylor Swift, the prop betting has begun...Hostess issues nationwide snack recall over mold concerns when it comes to their Ding Dongs...Will Smith was accused of creating an AI crowd for a tour video...A Henry Winkler fan brought a coffin for him to sign at an autograph event...The first human case of the flesh-eating parasite "New World screwworm "has been detected in the United States...Let's all celebrate the forgotten Kelce...That would be Ed...Let's also get naked at home, order some food, and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

It's Tickle Me Tuesday...Be careful who you tickle...We start Opening Audio with a linebacker of woman...She was the star of Fugitive Friday...Drem Benjamin took a crowbar to a car and house she thought was the guy she was dating after an argument...It wasn't his house...Another woman attacked a man and three cops after a chihuahua pooped in her yard...A man who was in a stolen vehicle led multiple agencies on a police chase...He actually was able to fill up his gas tank and get away...The butt sniffer was caught again after being released from jail...Guess what he was doing...The Asheville city council will vote on expanding panhandling restrictions amid safety concerns...Lil Nas X pleads not guilty on felony charges and posts bail...Cracker Barrel admits it 'could've done a better job' after new logo backlash...Should a grown adult be taking off work for their birthday? Rizzo wants to...That takes us to Listener Court...Southwest Airlines is changing its policy for "customers of size" to require purchasing a second seat in advance of travel...Rosie O'Donnell Demands 'Free the Menendez Brothers' after Lyle Menendez denied parole...A New York woman claims she bit into a human fingertip while eating a chicken wrap...There are only 20 major old-school rock bands that can still reunite their classic lineups...David Spade says he was followed home by professional autograph seekers: 'I'm gonna get the gun'...St. Pete woman wearing hot dog costume arrested after putting toilet paper on neighbor’s vehicle...18 health code violations found at Kokula Haliscoco Mexican restaurant, including insects in unopened food, unwashed hands, and expired pork chops...Al Roker hates pumpkin spice lattes but loves Krispy Kreme...A husband says a Brazilian Butt Lift meant to enhance his wife's figure left her fighting for her life...Do you know what will enhance your life? Listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Did that clock radio alarm go off and you felt your legs shaking? That isn't anything medical...That's Bachman Turner Overdrive on your radio...Let's get Friday going with Opening Audio...A guy caught a shark and was taking a picture of it and it bit him...Hey shark...He will see you next time...You cannot cure a hangover by putting your face in a bowl of ice...There's a bear in the house!! A family had a bear enter their house and instead of making noise to have it leave, they took video on their phones...Has anyone ever met anyone named Fuzzy? Ever have a fat day? A man named Kevin who slept with a guy named Captain Ron in a van, waited 14 hours for an In & Out Burger to open...Hulk Hogan may have died of medical malpractice, according to a new report. An occupational therapist, who was with the 71-year-old wrestling legend when he passed on July 24, allegedly made this claim. Erik Menendez was denied parole after 36 years behind bars in his parole hearing yesterday... A 14-mile Blue Ridge Parkway stretch near Asheville is set to reopen soon...Rosie is on the Manjouro...We brought back a fan favorite called "Rosie Rambles" on the show...She has a crush on Lyle Menendez and he might get paroled today...U.S. Customs specialists intercept ‘bushmeat’ at Detroit Metro Airport twice within one week...Bushmeat refers to meat from wild animals such as bats, non-human primates or rats...This is what happens when you want a heaping helping of Puerto Rican fun...A Spirit Airlines flight heading to San Juan flew through Hurricane Erin...A brawl broke out on a Carnival Cruise at 2am over chicken tenders...Let's all of us fat guys pick up a book and read today and when we are done we can all listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

From Melvin to Mel Brooks to Wilford Brimley...We get things going on this PHONES ARE BACK THURSDAY!! Before we begin our World Senior Citizen Day celebration, we get going with Opening Audio...One Night Paris was quality programming...Paris Hilton has her own cartoon coming out...It should star Rick Soloman...A large woman did over $10,000 worth of damage to a DoorDash delivery driver's car after he took too long to deliver her chicken wings...A man questioned people's purchase of Great Value items at Walmart...A choir teacher is under arrest after paying for acts from a student on the dating app Grindr...He apologized for his piccolo...He should have listened to the private parts song...Good to hear from Marcy and her first call back with our phones fixed was about public restroom etiquette...A man kicked down the door and pulled a gun on a man in a single stall restroom for taking too long...A man with jiggly jugs was caught on camera stealing an Amazon package from a house in Flat Rock...2 arrested, large amount of narcotics seized in Asheville...The Weinermobile will be making its way into Asheville next weekend and we are trying to get a ride-along...It is Senior Citizen Appreciation Day...We rank our favorite celebrity seniors...Side note...Walter Matheau is like a bland bowl of cereal...Think Grape Nuts or Cream of Wheat...Ever eat your dog's food Jim? YUP...There is a five star Michelin chef that created a burger out of cat food and people love it...NCDOT to do impact study on 8-lane flyover, I-26 connector...The Menendez brothers will make their cases for parole starting later today...Asheville Mayor Esther Manheimer seeks a fourth term...A guy was popped for up-skirting women's backsides at Walmart...A police officer was fired for stealing a woman's underwear...He's a wearer not a sniffer...Rosie who is not getting up skirted does not like Jay Leno...A judge read the wrong verdict in a murder trial...He said the defendant was guilty when she was actually not guilty...There will now be Ozempic for dogs...A neighborly dispute has been going on for years because a man thought people were trying to steal his chickens...Don't do a pootinky and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Let's walk this backwards to get things going this morning...A man with a high-pitched squeal while taking a flu shot kicked off Opening Audio...The man surely sounds like he made that sound more than once and in many different adult situations...Walmart has recalled shrimp because it is radioactive...Have you bought any? Let us check your appendages...A man for absolutely no reason has been buying anvil's using his Amazon Prime for the last six months and returning them...He is going to do it until someone says something about it...There is no reasoning behind it...The Danish, The Danes, people who wear wooden clogs...Ya we are talking about you...A woman donated her daughter's dying pony to the zoo so it could be eaten for the "circle of life"...Elder's in distress...62 year old Micky who was skinny dipping was attacked by an alligator...Another senior named Sheila had no idea that her house had become a brothel thanks to her caretaker...There were cars from other states showing up all hours of the night...Connie Chung is on the release list...It has come to light on her podcast that she slept with Warren Beaty...Then we get newly released audio of Betty White who wants to lay it down with David Boreanaz...A man who is a burn victim is being accused of murder, and because he is missing his hand he said he couldn't have done it...Someone has the plague...Never thought we'd snap into a Vlasic pickle and it's like living in 1346...We delved into a couple of things...Why do we put ducks on Jeeps? We also delved a little more into why the man going viral bought anvils on Amazon and kept returning them...Hurricane Erin churns up dangerous waves, closes beaches along the East Coast...Man sentenced for spending $140,000 in company funds on Pokémon cards...3 teens charged after allegedly stealing East Texas school bus..."Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, cesium"...If you ate that Walmart shrimp check for that cesium-137 and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well Good Tuesday over there Jeff...Well good Tuesday to you Rizzo...You got a problem with the beaver bro? Will Buc-ee's be coming to Asheville...That was the big chatter on the 105.9 The Mountain Facebook page for the last 24 hours...Let's get to Opening Audio...Crazy ex-girlfriends...That happens a lot...A woman poured salt down her ex's engine...She put glitter in the vents and smashed a window...Former MLB player John Kruk postulated a question during a game last night...How did the person that invented the clock know what time it was? A peacock named Kevin was quite difficult to capture...A Louisiana man hijacked a crane, caused 4 car crashes and shut down a major highway...A man went to Turkey and got rods in his legs so he could be over 6ft tall...The news reporter rapped Skee-Lo's "I Wish" to start the story...Brutal...We went through the list of the 2025 Hurricane names...Big wide Olga is going to cause problems...New Florida law lets parents opt in to spanking in schools...The Titanic wreck to be visited by another billionaire two years after the Oceangate disaster killed 5...The only show in America that hit you with a Lori Beth Denberg reference today is this show...A man was jumped by a bunch of kids at a movie theater after he told them to be quiet...He should have gone Costanza on them...A man hijacked a newscast after raccoons got into his house...He will now tell his raccoon story in any situation he is in...Ex-Nashville cop enters new plea after being arrested for groping OnlyFans star during mock traffic stop...Jeff's biggest fear has been justified as cops raced to a scene of shots fired...Well it wasn't that...Some naughty teens put an M-80 in a porta-potty and lit it and blew it up...We would rather watch a Whoopi/Behar sesh and more than to listen to the newscast again of two women cackling over a fat guy being stuck in a tube slide...Former Miss Universe contestant, 30, dies after elk smashed through her windshield...‘Ketamine Queen’ accused of selling fatal dose to Matthew Perry agrees to plead guilty...The fan-favorite Never-Ending Pasta Bowl is coming back to Olive Garden beginning August 25...A woman went whining and crying that Starbucks no longer sells her comfort drink...Did Sharon Stone go on a date with Nelly? We can't get all of the info because we ended the show flaccid...Check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show right here!!

What's the "T" AT&T...As we head into week 2 with no phones we are still instituting the "TEXT US AND WE WILL CALL YOU CAMPAIGN"...Let's get to Opening Audio this Monday...A man was arrested for putting cameras in porta-potties at a church picnic...He was arrested by ICE...We believe he was actually an American but recording Grandma's got him deported...An 18 year old kid went on a police chase on a mini-bike for many miles...Why didn't the cops just open their door and knock him over...The Rotunda family gave birth to a little Rotunda at a McDonald's...We postulated about what the child's name should be...It has to relate to McDonald's...Mama June admitted that she tipped 5% on a $176 Instacart order...South Carolina’s $3.7 Million QB flaunts NIL wealth with $185K Mercedes-Benz...Taylor Swift's 'Sourdough' comments have fans convinced she's playing the Super Bowl Halftime Show...Henderson County officials warn of rising indoor bat encounters, urge safety measures...A man was scammed out of money from who he believed to be artist Jelly Roll...We believe it was actually Jelly Roll...Is your type a bad boy George Wendt? It may be Tampon Tim's type...Ava Leone Kock, 64, is charged with one count of second-degree attempted murder and two counts of second-degree assault after deputies allege, she shot at her 34-year-old neighbor several times...In the Villages, Florida, Hooters opened its doors, becoming the first new location since Hooters of America filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy...A man attempted to steal a giant $2,000 goose statue outside a Waffle House in Berkeley County named Waffles...Volkswagen introduced a monthly fee for its electric cars, where people have to pay extra to unlock the full horsepower...Airlines could now face lawsuits over WINDOWLESS "window seats."  So, rows that don't line up with a view or the ones without a window at all. “Skibidi” and “Delulu” are officially in the Cambridge Dictionary...Time for us to go home and mouse jiggle to Drew Carey...While we are doing that, we want you to listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Your Chinese symbol tattoo could mean Rob Schneider is a carrot...That is what brings us to Opening Audio...A woman went through pictures of Chinese symbol tattoos and let people know what they actually mean...Here are a few...Chicken soup and refrigerator...Well hello Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna...She says lawmakers have evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’...Pete Davidson was ‘embarrassed’ by the focus on his big junk...A pastor in Virginia has a long list of arrests...Those arrests have to do with recording men in bathrooms and at gym's...An update on the story of the train horn man from yesterday...A man who has blared a train horn, tormenting an L.A. neighborhood for two months, is arrested...President Donald Trump is set to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska this afternoon...Instagram's new location-sharing feature poses risks to minors...Bryan Kohberger whines about being kept up at night by ‘relentless’ inmate taunts...A man in NC who won the lottery wants to up his meat game...He said “I’m tired of eating the thin bologna, I want the thick bologna now.”...Angela Merkel seems to enjoy being nude...There is a big event that goes on there and because of her nudist night at German history the museum is a sell-out...Let's see that schnitzel Angela...A couple with the last name of Crane had their house destroyed by an actual crane...HOW MUCH DOES HE WEIGH?!?! That is a silly game we played after we played some audio of a guy that called 911 over the fact that he didn't get his burgers at a Brewers game on burger night...The consensus was 333lbs and he is 5'11...Are you with Bird? A 91 year old woman's car was destroyed after her local gas station was putting water in the gas...A man who admitted throwing a sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer deployed in Washington, D.C., worked at the Justice Department and has been fired...City clarifies Asheville Holiday Parade's future amid cancellation rumors...The trailer for the explosive Kanye West documentary drops...It has not been a good August for the Japanese...Besides the bear issue they now have a problem with Pokémon Happy Meals...McDonald's got rid of them because of scalpers...We hope you have a better August than them and you check out this Friday edition of the show!!