Before we delve into Michael Jackson's sex life on the show, we need to get ourselves going with Opening Audio...A guy thought it was funny to record people after coming out of anesthesia...It sucked...If life offers you a ramp you take it...We talked about Jeff's old lady tendencies at a restaurant and how he knows his order before he goes in...That got into a ramp battle...If you are at a restaurant and there is a ramp...Don't you take it? Is anyone actually a Survivor fan? A guy made a Survivor themed bar and we had people call...Got to tell you...Not many fans...This turned into reality TV chat...Asheville police said they are investigating after a man fired multiple shots at a Patton Avenue motel in the middle of the afternoon on Wednesday, Sept. 24...ABC says ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ racked up 6.3 million viewers on broadcast in his late-night return...Ray J makes a shocking claim he’s helping feds build a case against Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner...‘Golden Bachelor’ star Mel Owens is confronted by contestants and slapped with a puppet  about his cutting women ‘over 60’...Let's play a game of DID THEY? OR DIDN'T THEY? Did Micheal Jackson and Lisa Marie get it on? We had our NFL picks for the week...When you see a ramp you always walk up it...We had a ramp over stairs convo...William Shatner who played the iconic role of Captain Kirk on "Star Trek" was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after suffering a medical emergency...William Shatner who played the iconic role of Captain Kirk on "Star Trek" -- was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after suffering a medical emergency...Sean "Diddy" Combs is getting another bite at the apple his attorneys will be in court today arguing to overturn his conviction on 2 federal counts of the Mann Act...Let's not let Diddy violate our dear John Popper...Watch someone driving around Fairview with puppets...Keep your eyes out and ears open while you listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Do you mosh? Well if you don't there is a couple that does and that kicks off Opening Audio this morning...A couple who traveled from New Jersey got engaged during a mosh pit at the Louder Than Life festival in Louisville, Kentucky...A 16-year-old Cape Coral teen faces multiple charges after stealing two vehicles and crashing one while driving under the influence Saturday night...Vicious squirrel sends 2 neighbors to ER after series of attacks...A 70-year-old cancer patient Carla Well-Knight received tickets to see her favorite band, Nine Inch Nails...A North Carolina man driving alone at night says he experienced a terrifying and unexplained encounter on the highway, one that ended with an unidentified creature leaping onto his truck, leaving scratches, and sparking viral speculation online...Kimmel’s show to return Tuesday, but Sinclair will continue to keep it off its ABC stations...Michelob Ultra overtakes Modelo Especial as best-selling beer in the U.S...What is the best minivan to make love in? Rizzo has seen nothing but love making on the Blue Ridge and the debate took us to Listener Court...Gentle parenting is about enforcing boundaries without yelling (as much as possible) or spanking. It relies heavily on natural and logical consequences; it's not about avoiding giving consequences...Blasting to begin at French Broad River Park for sewer project..Emmanuel Macron is stopped by New York cops as street is closed for Trump's motorcade... then rings Donald asking for help...Disney Is ‘In The Dark’ On What Jimmy Kimmel Will Say Upon Return From Suspension...Detroit rapper's lawsuit against Lyft “resolved” sources say it was settled outside of court this summer...A man who's visited over 100 McDonald's restaurants around the world shares 10 items he thinks should be on every US menu...There is a monkey loose from a zoo in Charlotte...People keep getting it on in a bird sanctuary and we keep putting up shows for you to listen to...Like this Tuesday edition of the show!!

We strive...Not necessarily for good, but we do strive...Let's get this Monday going with Opening Audio...Martha Stewart continues to post thirst traps on her Instagram...We wonder who slides in her DM's...Matthew McConaughey shared that the secret to his and Camila Alves’ 12-year marriage is having switched to a smaller mattress: “We got a queen size where we're shoulder to shoulder.”...A woman wanted to punch an elder in the face for sitting next to her at the doctor's office where there were multiple chairs to sit in...Popular comedian Guy Branum says he was told he was too fat to fly by an airline passenger and says the man assaulted him, leaving him with a bruise on his side...He's a tongue luber...Mission Hospital was temporarily put on lockdown Sunday night after two separate shootings injured three people...According to a report, Disney's market value has dropped $3.87 billion since it suspended "Jimmy Kimmel Live".  Even Marvel star Tatiana "She-Hulk" Maslany has called for a boycott...Adele 'in talks to play 2026 Super Bowl halftime show' ten years after turning down...A ‘T.P.’ warning in a Northeast Iowa town expected to have the opposite effect...A Virginia woman recently welcomed her third baby, but says she didn't even know she was pregnant...A public school administrator in Ohio resigned after he was accused of selling the school district's lawnmowers on Facebook Marketplace...Priscilla Presley says her daughter Lisa Marie did have a physical relationship with Michael Jackson...Charlie Sheen was cut off by a Mexican cartel over his massive cocaine consumption...Taco Bell is testing new Double Dipping Burritos for a limited time at participating locations in North Carolina...A teacher was arrested at a middle school in Baton Rouge after she was allegedly caught with cocaine during a random drug search Tuesday...A Nun celebrates her 105th birthday with a round of golf...Orcas have been repeatedly attacking and damaging boats, particularly sailboats, off the coast of Portugal...We will not attack you as long as you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

When you're done reading your Tiger Beat magazine with JTT on the cover, let us have your ear...It is time for Opening Audio...A 27-year-old Ohio man was arrested after allegedly attempting to pose as a student to gain access to Norwich High School...Packed flight forced to circle skies around French airport after air traffic controller fell asleep...Critics are raving about Meta's new wearables. But Zuckerberg's live demo of the $799 Ray-Ban Display was a pretty big flop...A confrontation occurred between a Detroit mom and a couple who didn't seem to care who was around while they were engaging in intimate activities in broad daylight...News story well done Fox 2...Jimmy Kimmel is reportedly looking for a way out of his ABC contract.  And a source says he wants to guest star on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" before it goes off the air...Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, was in negotiations to join the current season of “Dancing With the Stars,” but things never worked out because she wanted creative control...Raja Jackson, the son of UFC legend Quinton "Rampage" Jackson was arrested on Thursday for brutally beating down a wrestler at an event late last month...French President Emmanuel Macron is forced to prove his wife Brigitte Macron is not a man...A man is accused of throwing children over a 6-foot fence to hide them from police after crash...6 children, including a 2-month-old, found locked in a Milwaukee storage unit...The world’s 4th largest cruise ship forced to go back to port after fight erupts leaving 2 hospitalized & kid pool roped off...A Detainee dies hours after being booked into Buncombe County jail...The bodies of a missing Asheville man and friend have been recovered in Colorado...We are off to make haggis with a side of mushy peas and cock-a-leekie soup for dinner...You should be off to listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

We would like to let you know that Jeff is nothing like Henry Winkler, and if you would like to explore his body to find his Bachman Turner Overdrive tattoo you are welcome...Do what Uncle Ben says when it comes to making rice...Irish forecourt retailer Applegreen has opened a major new service station in Dunshaughlin, unveiling Ireland’s first Taco Bell...A man was arrested at Delta's Sky Club at Palm Beach International Airport by police, after he refused to leave...If you hear a hoot, stay calm. Seattle is warning park goers they could be dive-bombed by territorial owls as fall begins...A “screaming” half-nude man was arrested after stealing an ambulance from paramedics at the scene of a fatal stabbing in California...Police searching for a man wielding a machete during an armed robbery in Asheville...Air traffic controllers urgently and repeatedly ordered the pilots of a Spirit Airlines flight out of Fort Lauderdale to turn away from Air Force One over Long Island, New York as Air Force One took President Trump and others to a state visit to the U.K...A group of ladies are baring (almost) all to raise money for a Michigan senior center with a special “risqué” calendar that goes on sale this month...Martha Stewart played coy when asked about her dating life at the age of 84 on Today with Jenna & Friends, she said that "lots of people" slide into her DMs thanks to her thirst trap pictures...A man who was born without thumbs has gone viral on TikTok demonstrating how he performs everyday tasks without them...The Strong’s National Toy Hall of Fame in Rochester on Wednesday announced the 12 finalists for induction into the hall: Battleship, Catan, Connect Four, cornhole, Furby, scooter, slime, snow, Spirograph, Star Wars Light Saber, Tickle Me Elmo, and Trivial Pursuit...A Chattanooga attorney charged with waking a neighbor with flashlight, punching him in face...We are heading to hang out with listener Bart and play with his diorama that includes William The Billy Goat...You check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Howdy Doody...Never do anything prematurely when BTO is on...Rizzo thinks it is Tuesday...Jeff let him know it Wednesday...A workplace safety video was found at a video duplication company in Minneapolis. Apparently, it was supposed to scare you into being safe...It took 10,000 slices, 4,525 revelers, and four hours on Friday afternoon for New Haven to be officially recognized for throwing the world’s largest pizza party....The world stone skimming championship was tossed into chaos by a cheating scandal...Mark Hansen achieved a golfer's dream with not just one, but two holes in one during the same round...A search is underway for missing hunters in Colorado, including an Asheville man...New skating rink rolls into Asheville, a new home for hockey and fun...Let's jam to the 1987 song by Anquette called Janet Reno when we skate...A staff member at Lillian Feinstein Elementary School in Providence was arrested earlier this month for allegedly biting a student...Lou Gramm sent us a potato stamped with his name on it...A Texas man who says he believed he was confronting burglars was shot by police officers after they mistakenly arrived at his home due to a 911 dispatch error...A 19-year-old man and a 17-year-old boy were arrested early Monday after allegedly harassing two women while wearing clown masks...A free grocery distribution event will take place next week to mark one year since Hurricane Helene...Dancing With the Stars contestants make $125,000 for the rehearsal period and first two weeks of the show. If they progress beyond that point, they earn more money each week. Stars could earn a maximum of $295,000...A woman tried to say her husband was driving after she was found heading the wrong way down I-4 in Tampa...Whether you like it medium-rare or medium-well, we just want you to listen to the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

We received a package addressed to us labeled "best gift ever"...We are afraid to open it...We might have to do it outside after the show...While we are still alive, let's get to Opening Audio...A Florida woman jumped into action after an alligator dragged her puppy during a walk...A drunk Florida woman tries ordering Baconator at Popeye’s and is arrested, ‘not the “Baconator she wanted though’...It was a chaotic morning for staff at the Milwaukee County Zoo after a senior elephant took a tumble and needed to be rescued...A man is facing multiple charges after allegedly urinating inside a movie theater on Friday night...The man who took the video of the incident says Hull stood up, unzipped his pants and started peeing...We had a pop music minute with Al Roker...Jelly Roll meets Pope Leo at a star-studded Vatican concert...Bill Cosby has 2 NYC homes in foreclosure and 1 just listed for $29M...Conor McGregor withdraws from Irish presidential election...Charlie Sheen claims Bill Clinton tried to hit on his girlfriend in the 1980s...Two boys have been arrested after deputies say they broke into an elementary school library and caused more than $50,000 in damage...Investigators are searching for a man they say robbed a popular Disney Springs restaurant by swimming up in scuba gear and a wetsuit and then swimming away after he stole thousands of dollars...A herd of escaped goats munched on lawns in a Baltimore neighborhood...They were William Goats...Elton John had his kneecaps made into jewelry, a necklace and a brooch, by designer Theo Fennell after undergoing a double knee replacement in 2024...Oscar-winning actor and director Robert Redford has died...The actor-turned-director and activist passed away early Tuesday morning at his home in Utah...A major stretch of the Blue Ridge Parkway reopens, restoring access to the Craggy Gardens area...Metallica‘s name has been tossed around as a potential halftime-show performer...Let's all grab a bite of our little Cadbury Egg, Al Roker and then check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!

It has been decided that we need separate lanes for Subaru and Kia drivers...Rizzo & Jeff were almost taken out by a Subaru this morning...A woman bought a magic opossum that was being sold outside of a Walmart and named it Poptart...It has now come to this...Geoffrey is now a gender neutral name...A woman is going viral for naming her daughter Geoffrey...For the second year in a row a family accidentally put fireworks on a cake for their grandmother's birthday instead of regular candles...Ne-Yo flaunted his polyamorous relationship while treating his four girlfriends to retail therapy at Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS store in Los Angeles...A man is accused of beheading a Dallas motel manager after he was told not to use a broken washing machine...An Asheville resident shot an adult female black bear in self-defense after the bear repeatedly charged at their door...Greenville Spider-Man, an 18-year-old local superhero, recently rescued two people stuck on the waterfall at Falls Park, demonstrating his dedication to helping the community...Taylor Swift’s appearance at the Chiefs game was kept private...The CEO of Alexandria Redevelopment and Housing Authority has been fired after he was found living in an affordable housing unit run by the authority...Footage from a Stonington police dashboard camera captured a 75-year-old man allegedly driving into a stone wall as he tried to run down pedestrians after an earlier hit-and-run...A doctor left a patient on an operating table under anesthetic to go and have sex with a nurse in another room...Some Walmart stores in Asheville are locking up underwear and other items to prevent theft...Ellen DeGeneres sued nearly two years after allegedly causing a car crash...Trump suggests a TikTok deal has finally been reached with China...More than 100,000 Paris Hilton mini fridges have been recalled over fire and burn hazard...Now that Rizzo is done grasping for straws on what to talk about, you can check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Do you feel it in your loins? That is BTO friends...Bachman-Turner Overdrive...Let's get to Opening Audio...Walmart has banned a 65 year old man and his emotional support alligator from entering and he is not happy...Make sure you keep your beaver clean...We heard from a brother and sister who adopted a beaver...The Pickens County Library Board is considering moving a number of books to a section for older readers...A woman says her neighbor found her lost dog, then demanded $200 for it...The Utah governor says more than 7K tips submitted in Charlie Kirk killing as manhunt continues...Eight men affiliated with Detroit Tigers accused of misconduct against women...Anticipation has been growing for the potential construction of a Costco Wholesale supermarket in Asheville since March of this year, when meetings between Costco and city planners began. As of yesterday, an application for Costco development in Enka-Candler has officially been submitted to the city...A Detroit woman has received 15 traffic tickets since May, even in places she hasn't visited. The culprit? Her personalized license plate that reads LUVSICK on her Subaru...Charlie Kirk's killer has been captured...He was turned in by his father...BOB VILA IS ALIVE!! We found out that This Old House is filming in Asheville...But we are not getting Vila...A British train driver is going viral online for his unique condition. He hasn't slept in nearly 2 years...A man has been charged with murder after allegedly shooting and killing his friend in Texas during an incident where the two men took turns shooting at each other while wearing a helmet. The sheriff stated that one man shot the other while they were wearing the helmet, leading to the murder charge...Mike Tyson admits he used fentanyl 'quite a few times' to get through his boxing career...Let's all head home for the weekend and binge watch Providence, and when we are done, we can all listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

DANNY DANNY DANNY!! Alright it is no longer 105.9 The Trejo...We have to get to Opening Audio...The Senate floor was taken over by folks talking about aliens...Someone needs to check one guy's hard drive...Whoopi Goldberg revealed she can't afford to retire from 'The View' after 16 years as she approaches her 70th birthday...What does Rosie O'Donnell wear to bed? We had to ask listener Bart before we talk about her relationship with Ellen...Charlie Sheen got liposuction after a prostitute called him fat...His new special will be on Netflix and nothing is off limits...Cracker Barrel cancels plans to remodel its restaurants after backlash...Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson have multiple trademark applications rejected For ripping off the Patriots...Elon Musk pushes for Conor McGregor to 'save Ireland' as the country's president...A naked elderly jewelry store owner was assaulted and suffered a stroke during a brazen smash and grab heist in San Jose, when a car crashed through the store and moments later, more than a dozen robbers broke display cases and snatched jewelry...A Virginia man is facing charges for allegedly secretly filming “thousands of” men in a public bathroom since as early as 1996, and police are searching for additional potential victims...An eye-popping policy in Burlington, VT may soon be outlawed after city leaders moved to officially ban public nudity late last week...20-year-old 'Milk' knew she was barking up the right tree. Claiming to have had a lifelong feeling of 'dog energy', Milk now identifies as a Pomeranian...Apple on Tuesday unveiled the iPhone 17, a new series of iPhones equipped with longer-lasting batteries and higher-quality cameras...The Girl Scouts revealed a new cookie for next year...They're called Exploremores and they're ROCKY ROAD-inspired...What is ‘jet belly’ and how to ‘milk’ your gas in your plane seat if you need a ‘mid-flight toot’...Hugh Jackman is the ultimate Neil Diamond tribute singer in the trailer for Song Sung Blue movie...Throw on your Molicare incontinence shorts and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!