OH IT'S CHO!! All Asheville wants is to pop their tops and hit the wave pool and live fun and fancy free...We will get you there...Let's first get to Opening Audio...Joel McHale has admitted that he is completely bald and has had four hair transplants...As the World Dart finals were happening, the man who was behind ripped a wet one to throw off his opponent...Are you ready for some unfettered meemaw joy? A meemaw got on a trampoline at the age of 92 and oh my did she have herself some fun...A man killed a couple at a nudist resort...You ask what for? Well it was over a hot dog...We heard from a cop in a small town and she described what it is like...Chasing goats and what not...I-40 is going to take at least 2 weeks to repair after the rockslide...R. Kelly will not be released from prison after claims that the feds got another inmate to kill him...A North Carolina woman is suing Truist Bank because she says she has doll anxiety...A coworker kept leaving a Chucky doll on her desk... Rizzo, your sacrilegious blasphemy against tacos and cicadas will not go without retribution...The hat man will see you tonight...That is a message that we got to Facebook...What does it mean? Oprah got asked for a selfie while she was getting a mammogram...Also a firefighter in Miami took IT out while he was driving around...Some kids destroyed a car after they jumped on it and started twerking...Thanks a lot Luscious...Another massage story out of the city Detroit...Helping Hank, who is a big reporter in Motown is being looked at for making unwanted advances at a masseuse...A guy broke out of a police car with the cuffs on and then took a dip and sip in a woman's pool...The woman was listening to the Spice Girls...Yes we know all of the Spice Girls...Anne Burrell was supposedly found with a ton of unknown pills around her body...Diddy had a ton of guns and drugs in his house...The final hour was taken over by liver & onions chat...You can get all hours of the show by checking out this Friday edition of the show!!

A guy broke out of a police car with the cuffs on and then took a dip and sip in a woman's pool...Diddy had a ton of guns and drugs in his house...The final hour was taken over by liver & onions chat...

You can get all hours of the show by checking out this Friday edition of the show!!

STOP IT!!!!

Liver and onions...Do you eat it? Rizzo promised Asheville he would this weekend, and we asked for the best restaurant in town that has it.... now i have to eat in on camera... YUCK. I think i will use my Diabetes to get out of it!

Hulk Hogan is not dying...Hulk up Terry...Let's get to Opening Audio...There was a family who owned a soda company and got scammed after one of their family members sent a check to what he thought was Publisher's Clearing House after he thought he won $5.5 million...A man who viciously attacked his wife proceeded to call her while she was in ICU and asked her to post bail for him...Hulk Hogan is NOT dead...Reports came out yesterday that he was on his deathbed, and that is not the case...A gym teacher who told a student that he was a chiropractor promised a student Chipotle...Instead he took him to his house for a massage with baby oil and said flip over its time for the front...Can't you get Mangos all year long? People are assaulting seniors in Florida for mangos...I-40 is shut down near the North Carolina/Tennessee border due to a mudslide which they say is due to Helene...Tomorrow will be the longest day of the year in the U.S. The summer solstice is when the Earth will achieve its maximum tilt toward the sun, allowing for more hours of sunlight...The judge pulled the plug in the Diddy trial Wednesday after learning one of the jurors came down with vertigo...An elderly man at the ripe age of 84 was not going to be robbed at a laundromat and to defend himself he took off his pants and fended off the would be attacker...Are you an anti-tac-ite? Rizzo does not like tacos...A group of women went to a taco festival and an "I Love Tacos" sign collapsed on them...Somehow the request line became the kiss line...muah...A guy is in love with AI...He pushed his love to over 100,000 messages back and forth...Finally after he restarted, they got engaged...Liver and onions...Do you eat it? Rizzo promised Asheville he would this weekend, and we asked for the best restaurant in town that has it...Police lassoed a guy with a chainsaw...After you flip it over because it's time for the front, make an egg salad sandwich, cram it in your cram hole and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

TP... Does it hang OVER or UNDER? 

To go against the grain is hard, all 68 people on the air today would tell you that BUT science has DIFFERENT PLANS. Talk to OXFORD and DO NOT YELL at the Rizzo and Jeff Show! Let us debate and learn about YOUR BATHROOM!

It looks as if animalia will get things going on the show...We bring you the important news...Arnold Schwarzenegger is jealous of his son Patrick...All he can do is talk about his son naked...He also did knock up Mildred the maid...If you are going to have some tequila, do not wipe out a horse...That is what a woman in South Carolina did...A reporter could barely get through a turkey fire kitchen story...If you can't handle that, then that is the way the cookie crumbles...What type of drug do you have to be on to put 15 hard-boiled eggs back there? We now know 15 hard-boiled eggs are a back door dozen...A 100-year-old man competes in bodybuilding contests...He actually won the contest...Another senior was arrested for attacking cops naked...The parents of one of the victims of R. Kelly says their daughter is still captive under him even though he is in jail...Food Network star Anne Burrell passed away at the age of 55 yesterday...A 65 year old dump truck driver lost control on I40 and crashed into a construction site...Kelsey Grammer is 70 and is having his eighth child...We spent five minutes dissecting his body...Scientists at Oxford University say you should have the toilet paper roll hanging under...Then an hour of your calls came flowing in...Sheesh...Terry Bradshaw had quite the meltdown on social media...He was very upset that the TSA took him to the back room and gave him a real once over...Seven men from Los Angeles are being charged in connection with the largest jewelry heist in U.S. history...Netflix is opening a chain of entertainment venues. Netflix House will open near Philadelphia, Dallas, and in Las Vegas. Pope Leo XIV is reportedly related to several celebrities and politicians. According to the “New York Times,” genealogists discovered he shares a bloodline with Justin Bieber and Madonna. Do you want some of Ozzie's DNA? Well, the company Liquid Death has cans drunk by him that you can purchase and clone down the road...A woman brought liquor into a bar and when they kicked her out, she came back with a shotgun...You can bring your liquor while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

NEW SPECIAL FEATURED BIT OF THE DAY: LISTENER COURT

   A school is going viral for only allowing one clap at graduation for each student...That took us to Listener Court...Should you be able to clap as much as you want or should clap's be limited to make all kids feel ok..

One clap for The Rizzo & Jeff Show to get things going this morning...Have you ever met a man that looks like an olive loaf? Let's get things going with Opening Audio...A principal wrote 443 letters to all of his students at the end of the year...Are we sure it is not autopen? We play the most miserable woman in the world...Or maybe not...She ran down her list of people who are the worst people in the world...A man pranked a homeless man by asking him for a job reference and then making stuff up about embezzlement...Can you not gun down your father on Father's Day? That is what one guy did this past weekend...The father is still alive...Speaking of fathers, a father is under arrest for giving his child beer and laughing about it when the cops approached him...Did your parents rub alcohol on your gums as a kid?...Let's take a little Paregoric and get ready for the JNN...The lawyers for R. Kelly are claiming that he was given too much medication in solitary confinement and he overdosed...The doctor who supplied Ketamine to Matthew Perry has pleaded guilty to supplying it...Donald Trump is coming out with his own cell phone and his own Instapot...A school is going viral for only allowing one clap at graduation for each student...That took us to Listener Court...Should you be able to clap as much as you want or should clap's be limited to make all kids feel ok...A woman was crop dusted in a store and went online and cried for two minutes about it...She had a real breakdown...A guy was shot in the junk during the LA riots and the doctor told him that it is somewhat fixed and to come see him in 5-8 days...We take you to Florida and introduce you to 72 year old Samuel Lee Thomas who called the police over 3400 times this year on his neighbors...The Diddy freak off tapes were shown in court and met with some giggles and intrigue...Do NOT yell bomb on a plane like a guy did in Seattle...It shut down the whole airport...Barbara Streisand can't remember if she got it on with Warren Beatty...We hope you can remember to listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Quiet Riot is not that quiet...That is what the streets are saying...We get rolling with Opening Audio on this Monday...Who would have thought that two grown men would bond over a kitty? A cop pulled over a man for speeding and a kitty came up to them...The guy got off with a warning...Candace Cameron does not allow horror movies in her house because she thinks it opens up a demonic portal...Jeremy Hartman tried to steal bottles of alcohol at a casino and when he was caught, he asked to use the bathroom and lit a firework in the toilet...We had to give you audio of the man who is the friend of the Minnesota shooter...He cried like a baby and ate a whole Shaq-A-Roni and then washed it down with a Papadia...Molly Ringwald is taking credit for the song Don't you forget about me from Simple Minds...The Minnesota shooter will be in court today and has a $5 million bail...His bellowing friend was the star of the show...A juror was dismissed in the Diddy trial on Friday, and the defense is objecting to it...Goliath who is a 135 year old Galapagos tortoise had a baby on Father's Day...Will Smith had some new music that dropped over the weekend...The song is called Pretty Girls...Man was it a tough listen...A 52-year-old man named William Bartholomew was arrested after he robbed a convenience store while wearing a WWE Shaw...Ketchup on eggs? Do you, do it? Maybe some Cholula? In Iowa they fry the eggs in bacon grease...All of our big backs came to play this morning...A woman came home from work to find her boss in her bed...He had been there 32 times practicing his hip gyrations...We thought listener Bart died...He is alive...Nick Cannon chartered a plane on Sunday to visit his 12 kids all over the country...There is a lifeguard shortage in America...We learn how to make a dishwasher steak...A man was a helicopter traffic reporter and while his mic was accidentally left on, he confessed how he is in a loveless marriage...Shout out to the "power man"...He saved a woman whose car overturned and he pulled her from the wreck...Police shot a woman after she shot at a repo man who tried to repossess her car...You can repossess this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show and give it a listen!!

Pump pump pump it up...Rizzo put on his New Balance shoes and crew socks to kick off the show this morning...Ready for some Spaceballs? Rick Moranis is coming back and so is Spaceballs...There is no Barf though...Can we stop with getting close to Bison? A mother is going viral for taking a picture with a bison...Let's not gore a baby...A man who works for a Family Dollar was arrested after he chased down a shoplifter and shot him in the backside...You have got to give it to Billy Ray Cyrus for pulling Elizabeth Hurley at 63 years old...If it doesn't work out we think Lance Bass or Neil Patrick Harris will work out for her...Shout out to our big back community...There are some new Chick-Fil-A sandwiches...Also there are Baconator flavored Cheez-Its...Final tasks of the I-26 project will be in the works in the coming weeks...Ex-WR Antonio Brown has a warrant out for his arrest for attempted murder after an incident that occurred last month...A man on Reddit is known as the fake seizure man...He fakes seizures so that he can have men get on top of him and mount him...Cicadas can kill...A few weeks ago Rizzo caught heat for killing cicadas with oven cleaner...Now we have a story about a cicada that caused a rollover car crash and almost killed someone...TV dads...Cosby? Winslow? Who do you choose? A teacher in Colorado gave kids weed brownies as a prize...Where were these teachers when we were in school? A customer was hurt at Rizzo's favorite Hot Spot in Woodfin after an altercation with an employee...Ramen has a new flavor for Cup-o-Noodles and it is dill pickle flavor...A massive great white shark is lurking in the waters off North Carolina’s Outer Banks...It is 14ft long and weighs over 1600lbs...While you're driving to the Outer Banks, you can check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!