Has a doe touched you? The reckoning is coming when it comes to Bambi...Let's get right into Opening Audio to kick off the show today...Apparently several thousand people are going viral over the fact that entire bags of chicken nuggets have no meat inside of them...There are epic ways to quit a job...A guy was sick of working at Cracker Barrel and hired a mariachi band to quit...Ladies and gentleman...Bambi...Bambi The Reckoning is a new horror movie that is out today...Bambi is a murderous deer...Do you have a public transportation story? Rizzo & Jeff had some crazy stories from car accidents to other things...They got to a guy who made love to a train seat...A couple took their honeymoon in the beautiful mountain region of Gatlinburg Tennessee, and when they got there they did not like it because it was too mountainy...We lost a Waffle House to Helene due to a sink hole...The Lt. Governor of Texas wants the New York Strip changed to the Texas Strip because New York mainly has dairy cows...Monopoly is changing and they are now using an APP as the banker and for the money...Remember Scotts Tots from an episode of The Office? Well Steve Carell is back and this time he is paying for prom tickets for high school kids...Let's hope it doesn't turn out like it did on the show...More than half of Americans would prefer to have the stalls in public restrooms go floor to ceiling...Tony Danza is hinting at the return of Who's The Boss...What show would you like to see make a comeback? A man was not happy about how long it was taking for his plane to take off so he called 911 while on the plane...He was also high on drugs...Should we call it a trend? This is ridiculous...People are eating packing peanuts? Why? A man took his brother-in-law to court for putting super glue in his belly button as a prank...The hospital bill was over $2500...This is no prank...You can check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show right here!!

The motto for the day...Let er rip!...We get to Opening Audio to kick things off...We'd like to talk to you about country music star Tyler Childers says he has never eaten potato wedges...We don't believe him...The price of rent-a-chicken has now gone up to $100 a month...The price is beginning to skyrocket...Let's not get crazy...Yet another Steve Harvey plan on the Family Feud...No one is buying what you're selling...Elder waxing is the new trend...We played audio of an 87 year old man getting a Brazilian...You're in your 80's...Just let it all hang out...A woman went on a first date and when she went back to the guy's apartment, he had a book with 100 photos generated by AI showing what their life would be like...Luigi Mangione has over 20 adult movies that he made...Reports are that they are quite cinematic...Gene Hackman's dog was mis-identified...It was the wrong dog that was deceased in the reports...COSTCO is coming!!...The reports are that representatives for Costco are meeting today with county representatives to see if they can make something work...A man went to Burger King so much that they gave him his chair that he sits in after he passed...He was buried with BK Fish n Crisp sandwiches...We talked about our video that went viral locally yesterday about the $500,000 public restroom that was built downtown a few months back...We did an update and the video went viral locally...What a mess the bathroom was...A man called 911 after he saw people getting attacked by an alligator...The conversation with the 911 operator carried on while the people were going through shock...Another Gene Hackman story as the show went on...A miniscule gas leak was found from the stove in his house...A man swallowed about $800k worth of jewelry after he was caught after robbing a Tiffany & Co. store...Brazilian police dressed up as Power Rangers to arrest criminals at a carnival...Although we will not dress up, we will deliver to you this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Shout out to Juvon who found us on Elon's X machine...Get ready for Opening Audio Juvon...Someone needs to knock some sense into Micheal Strahan...He believes he can be James Bond in the next movie...He really believes it...That is scary...Almost as scary as a woman that collects chicken rent...A woman threatens her chickens that if they don't lay eggs they will be a 3pc. and a biscuit...Portland, OR is dealing with a dysentery issue...Let's place them on the no vacation list...A woman opens up the van door and catches her husband cheating with another woman...It was quite the Irish Costanza...Nothing like a good old conversion van...The View is scraping the bottom of the barrel...Can anyone name one thing Bruce Vilanch has starred in? What is one work Bruce has done...Well calls came in...Someone said a cowbell is more interesting...The husband of Dolly Parton passed away yesterday after over 60 years of marriage...A new theory on Gene Hackman is that he died of a heart attack and when his wife went to get his heart pills she slipped and fell...AG Pam Bondi is saying that a "truck load" of Jeffrey Epstein evidence was delivered to her office on Friday and the FBI is currently going through it...Our boss shaved his head to be like Rizzo...Will Rizzo now be in a situation where he is stuck in constant bald talk? A quarter of Americans pee in the shower...Are you one of them? That takes us to Listener Court today on the show...Rizzo says he never has...Jeff does it free as day...What is party juice? A bunch of teenagers took over an abandoned house and threw a party...When the owner showed up he noticed tons of party juice on the ground...Hopefully the wildfires stay at bay with the winds coming our way...A South Carolina man was killed by a boobytrap at his Uncle's house when he went to do a welfare check...A man was robbed after he did a horny meet up at 1am on a dating app...Wes Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd says he was roofied by one of his bandmates...We would never roofie you because we want you to listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Nothing like a mug of Mark and a lick to make it move on a Monday morning...That takes us to Opening Audio...We start with that one annoying flight attendant who has to sing when making announcements...This time it was Vanilla Ice...The Florida Man Games happened over the weekend in Florida and man was it a scene...Lots of day drinking...Tossing gators...Watch for PETA...Have you ever changed the toilet roll? Joe Buck went viral for singing about changing the toilet roll...Does every cow wear a bell? A cow got loose in a town and a restaurant that recorded it went viral...They believe the cow was seeking retribution for the spot selling burgers...A quadriplegic got on the microphone at Sam's club...We could not stop the cowbell phone calls for an hour...We were finally able to get to the JNN...Reports are coming out that Gene Hackman actually died on the 17th of February...Investigators say nothing is off of the table...Skype will no longer be around coming up in May...A pair of JFK's underwear recently sold at auction for $9100...Steve Jobs' bowtie actually went for more at the same auction...Reba has gotten quite sexy lately...She did a version of Dua Lipa's song and oh my did Rizzo really enjoy it...The Oscars were brutal...Adrien Brody...Conan...Adam Sandler...Add in the politics and it was rough...That's it...That is your recap...Apparently all Girl Scout Cookies are not that healthy...They have arsenic and stuff used in weed killer...The Girl Scouts say they are safe to eat...You be the judge...Could you handle 18 wives and over 100 children? There is a man in Tanzania that has just that...Also, he is 86 years old...Anyone have Casey Anthony on their bingo card for 2025? Well, she is back and giving legal advice...The child named Unakite Thirteen Hotel finally got her social security number and she will now be named Caroline...Citigroup accidentally deposited $81 Trillion into someone's account...Colleges are offering phone seminars for Gen-Z because they are afraid to talk on the phone...We offer to you this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

We have a murder mystery on our hands today...We will delve into Hackman later in the show...Opening Audio starts off today with a dunce cap...Come on Iola...A girl is suing the school district she went to because she can not read...She claims they sat her in a corner and made her draw flowers...Gayle King is going to space...She sounds scared to death to be going on Blue Origin...Oprah keeps pushing her...How do you celebrate spring break? How about cocaine and bronzer? PEPPA PIG NEWS!! Momma Pig is very excited to tell you she is having another baby...She was on Good Day Britain...This feels like a Roker story here in the US...Elders are losing it...A 91 year old man was ordered to surrender his guns and pay a fine after killing a bald eagle...An 84 year old man is in jail after he killed another man at an assisted living community...A 105 year old had a rave for her birthday...Some of these Epstein files came out yesterday and there were really no big revelations...It was really just his contact list...The Asheville police have been very busy this week...A man barricaded himself inside of a hotel...Rizzo is mad because Jeff went behind his back and got his fiance to sign up for Sam's Club when Rizzo is strictly a Costco guy...Wild stuff...We threw on our Inspector Gadget and had to figure out what in the world happened with Gene Hackman...His wife's body was mummified...They were in separate rooms...A referee lost his testicle in a youth league soccer game after one of the kids was angry about being tossed out of the game...He bit the referee down there...A man's dog ate 41 socks and had to have them removed...Today is supposed to be economic blackout day...We aren't supposed to be shopping at the big retailers...Daylight Saving Time is a week from this Sunday...A piece of toast leftover on a plate from George Harrison went for big money at an auction...You can have your toast and listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

RIP GENE HACKMAN!! We will get to Gene later on...Cosby resurfaces! That certainly gets things going on a Thursday...It is time for Opening Audio...Who has an ax in their car? Only elders...A road rage incident occurred between two elders and one attacked the other's car...The man known as wide neck was arrested for being a perv...Speaking of perv...An old video of an interview Bill Cosby and Sofia Vergara resurfaced and man was he uncomfortable...BLV...D...Every elder story is either a car crash or involves nudity...One story was of an elder crashing into a store front...Another of a man breaking into a home nude and throwing food all over the place...Monica Lewinsky is on the interview circuit...She thinks Bill Clinton should have stepped down and feels he threw her under the bus...Also, Jay Leno picked on her alot...RIP to Gene Hackman, his wife and his dog who were all found dead in their home after a welfare check yesterday...No cause of death has been revealed...Earlier in the day, child actor Michelle Trachtenberg was found dead in her NYC luxury apartment...Also, no foul play involved there as well...The I-26 connector is looking like it will be 8 lanes...THE EPSTEIN LIST is looking like it will be out today...We ran down a list of some names that were mentioned in court documents of people tied to Epstein...Michael Jackson? Stephen Hawking? It is so easy to come up with a country song...Point proven by Einstein Bros. Bagels...They made a song about a bagel sandwich...Nicolas Cage is back in a movie called The Surfer...Natives in Australia would not let him surf so he killed them...That is the concept...What are your thoughts on the Shamrock Shake...We conclude it tastes like Bengay and old man...The private jet belonging to Judge Joe Brown is to blame for the near collision at the Chicago airport earlier in the week...Legislation is going to be presented to pass the $250 bill with Donald Trump's face on it...A man was stuck on a building in Charlotte after his parachute got caught...A woman spray painted the wrong car when she went to spray paint her ex-boyfriends car to get back at him...Police are hunting for a man who is handing out yellow flowers to women...After they take the flower, they get sick...What will not make you sick is this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Well this show started with a THUD!! More Taylor Swift as we watch the NFL next year...Travis Kelce looks like he is going to be back next year...Time for Travis to have an oopsie baby...An Uber delivery driver dropped off dinner at a house...He came back to ask the woman out on a date...Her husband was not pleased...Her name was Esther...If your name is Esther you are either on the show Maude or the mayor of a mountain town...A man who lost fantasy football had to finally do his punishment of screaming how bad of a partner he is...It was weak...A school teacher robbed the school of money to pay for her Onlyfans habit...Rizzo went on a list of people he'd pay for...For some odd reason it was 80's pro wrestlers...Unakite Thirteen Hotel...What a beautiful name that was given to a child and her father is having trouble changing her name because she has no social security number or birth certificate...$500 million in hurricane relief is on the way for Western North Carolina...A patient was found dead in a bathroom at Mission Hospital...Two people were shot at the Econo Lodge on Tunnel Road...America's mayor Tiffany Henyard, who is the mayor of Dolton Illinois is out...She is the mayor who had her own secret service and spent the towns lavishly...A woman has been taking advantage of older men on the old school dating site POF...She meets them and then robs them...Have you ever found love on POF? What happened to the days where a random man can scare kids in a supermarket with a Chucky doll and not be arrested...A man was locked in a storage unit by his girlfriend and then after a week he was able to find his phone and call 911...How and why? We have many questions...A South Carolina man is going to spend 33 months in jail after he stripped naked at a TSA checkpoint...JOANN Fabrics is shuttering all stores...Go find your yarn elsewhere...McDonalds will not add an egg surcharge...Hello, I'm Mark Brown and I'd love for you to check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo prefers his insects manscaped...A man lost it over a spider because he does not like hairy...Jeff we found out he was the inventor of the game "gimmie butt"...It is a TikTok trend between couples...Jeff plays it with his dog when chasing him...A woman who cannot let high school drama go refuses to get a "marg" with someone from her school who reached out...You know things are going bad when there are pee problems...A woman peed all over items at an organic grocery store...Those include tri-colored quinoa and raw walnuts...A company is offering hot air balloon rides for you to join the mile high club...The pilot will wear noise canceling headphones...It's $1400...Would you do it? A woman was awarded $215,000 for her addiction to Candy Crush...The court blamed it on her doctor who gave her medication that made her impulsive...A planned London to New York tunnel backed by Elon Musk would get you between the two cities in 54 minutes...It would cost around $19 trillion...It was nice to see all of the money from the Concert For Carolina stay local...Drew Carey is out on the talk show circuit...He is about to celebrate the 10,000th episode of The Price Is Right...BTW...His middle name is Allison...William Shatner is being besmirched by Rizzo...He claims he is overrated because he is being chosen at 93 years old to lead the new Star Trek tv show...We take you down to Florida to visit The Honey Bee with a man named MILF...The Honey Bee was a total front for prostitution and was uncovered...You'd never know it by going in the store...The WNC Nature Center will be re-opening early on March 17th after Helene...The smuggling of eggs has gone up 30% at the southern border...A man who got out of jail after 30 years after being wrongly convicted could not get over the fact that people do nothing but stare at their phones...A man was buttered by his co-workers...What do you have to do to get buttered by your co-workers...The Sheriff of Daytona Beach says stay away...The same man was arrested for DUI at the same time at the same intersection in the same car...Same bat time...Same bat channel...Check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Another REALLY BIG SHOW!! A man was upset about an alligator who had a football stuck in his mouth...He went to try and help and the gator wasn't having it...We give you one name sir...Steve Irwin...A man signed up for a voluntary lifetime ban at casinos in PA because he had a gambling problem...He went in and won 60k but he could not collect the winnings and he got arrested as well...A man saw a rat in a vending machine and decided that he was going to get his snack anyway...You can't just put jugs on a man...A man left a woman a 2 minute voicemail after she ghosted him...Rizzo believes it is because he is jugged up...A man is in jail after he picked his kid up from school drunk and let the kid drive home...The kid is 11 years old...They wound up in a ditch...The Pope might not make it...After double pneumonia he now has mild kidney failure...Hooters is in talks to file for bankruptcy in the coming months...A Wyoming entrepreneur is on the verge of purchasing TikTok, and he is going to move the headquarters to Wyoming...Can you have a porcupine as a pet? Well in Tennessee you can...They do not make great pets...You can pour vinegar on their quills to make them softer...The elders are at it again...An 84 year old woman ran over another woman's head on the beach in Daytona...The 84 year old woman was topless...The woman did survive...Dolly Parton has teamed up with The Wiggles...Has this ended her career? Who let her team up with The Wiggles? A man known as the mad urinator is on the loose and the cops are looking for him...He urinated all over a bar...On the floor...Counter...You name it, he urinated on it...An American Airlines flight was diverted over a fake bomb threat...A man who owns a ramen noodle restaurant will put a bounty on your head if you leave a bad review...Panthers legend Steve Smith has been caught cheating with a married man's wife...Steve is a married man himself...The Rizzo & Jeff Show will never cheat on you! Listen to this Monday edition of the show!!

We have a real giggle box on our hands this morning...As we sit on the big comfy couch we start with Opening Audio...Arnold Schwarzenegger singing The Backstreet Boys got things going...We still can't understand why he nailed the nanny...It's like bedding Alf...Monica Lewinsky is back again...This time she is talking about how men open up to her...Wonder why...Maybe it is curiosity...Vince Vaughn has a way to fix the NBA...He thinks there needs to be a dog involved like Air Bud...A woman claims she has to move after one of her son's friends walked in on her using the bathroom...What in god's name was she doing in there that she feels she has to now move? Mouth to udder is the way to live until 104...A woman says the key to her long life is doing just that...She drank milk directly from the cow...Donald Trump had the desk in the Oval Office get refurbished after Elon Musk's kid wiped a booger on it...Aquafaba is the new egg substitute...It's the liquid from a can of chickpeas...Protector is a new app where you can hire personal security and a motorcade...A woman is having issues with her HOA because she has 5 emotional support chickens...Did you know that ABC's TGIF did not stand for Thank God It's Friday? It actually stood for Thank Goodness It's Funny...The rankings came out and Full House & Family Matters weren't even in the Top 10...Rizzo called  his local BK to see if they have chicken fries...Do people actually call fast food restaurants to see what items they have in stock...We actually called a local Burger King so see how many calls they get in a week...The young lady said 1...Maybe 5...Do not mess up your Cantu's...Kim Kardashian is being sued by a man because she posted the wrong Ivan Cantu on her Facebook...The one she meant to post is sitting on death row...A woman has a huge fear of ketchup...Taylor Swift has brought in over $1 billion in revenue to the NFL...Happy Bday Kelsey...Hope it's not your last...This is NOT the last Rizzo & Jeff podcast, so enjoy this Friday edition of the show!!