Hold please for the Dr. Brimley/Rizzo story...Let's get going with Opening Audio...A man plummeted from a ski lift...That is why we stay off of them...We told our zipline story....Elton John wants to coast in his later life...He is hanging with R&B superstar Brandy...We look back 15 years ago in remembrance of the former Toronto mayor Rob Ford...What a mess...Are you Whoopi approved? Whoopi talks about how she is an EGOT winner and not happy that AI is using her image for a phony weight loss ad...Is Neverland still standing after the fires? The voice of Millhouse on The Simpsons talked about her time she spent with Micheal Jackson, and man was it special...Eggs are in such high demand that 100,000 worth of eggs were stolen from a truck...A woman has sued the Miami Marlins for slipping on dog pee for a bark at the park event...Crazy prop bets are popping up for the big game...One of the ones we are dropping money on is "Will Andy Reid be doused in BBQ sauce if the Chiefs win"...A nude horned up news man could not control himself while at a Hooters as he was wearing Spongebob boxers...What movie did North Carolinians choose as their favorite of ALL TIME...You'd be shocked...It was Paul Blart: Mall Cop...A silly Kevin James flick...The Army Corps has made amazing progress when it comes to removing debris in the area...Over one million cubic yards...Date shows the deadly crash in D.C. that happened last week was the result of the helicopter flying too high...A judge in New York quit because he didn't like the verdict of the jury...Build-A-Bear has a new bear you can buy for Valentine's Day..."Cougar Bear" ...Pretty much resembles a lady of the night...Howie Mandel is in the lexicon of America again...His podcast is getting steam...We want him to fire up a Jerry Springer type show...The show that you should fire up is this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

HOLY BUTTONS!! Uncle O'Grimacey is back...We will get to that later on...South Beach does not want you there for spring break...So much so that they made a commercial to deter you from coming...It's Wayne time...There was a sea pony issue in Florida...A woman that was a little larger than the pony caused a chain reaction when the pony dumped her off...Donald Trump will be attending the Super Bowl, and he should overshadow Taylor Swift...The time traveler from 2671 is back and warning us of massive death and destruction on the way this year...The USPS has stopped packages from Hong Kong and China, meaning no more TEMU packages...Uncle O'Grimacey has returned to McDonalds after 40 years...Jeff had zero clue who and what it was...A local mayor thinks you should eat beaver...The rodent that it...We need to stop interviewing people over 100 years old... Rizzo had a creative moment when he came up with "Crime Time"...That is where he runs through a list of scofflaws that have been arrested...A media member asked Patrick Mahomes who his favorite ref is and if he sends any of them a Christmas card...No need to send us a card...Just check out this Wednesday edition of RIZZO & JEFF SHOW

Have you ever met Dr. Feelgood? Well no worries, our tanner score is good...Let's get the show going with Opening Audio...A pilot has to reassure folks that they will be safe...Can he just say there is no turbulence...A zoo in China is trying to pass off Chow Chow dogs as tigers...Everyone can tell the difference...We then got into Amish Chow Chow...What a delicious treat...You should try it...Let's cruise nude...The big nude cruise is set to take sail...It isn't a swinger cruise...Just people on a ship nude...Bea Arthur, what are you planting in that garden down there? Hey Boo Boo, want to get a picnic basket? Thanks for that crazy call, Marsha...Donkeys are going missing all over the country...We believe it to be Jelly Roll who keeps getting donkeys as pets...Joe Biden  has signed with mega Hollywood agency CAA...Johnny thinks he should do manscaping infomercials...17-year cicadas will emerge in Buncombe County in 2025...As Valentine's Day approaches, keep your eye out for fake Viagra...Rizzo kicked some shout outs to some random people...You would think of dogs as guard animals...Think again...At a prison in Brazil they have geese...Geese are nasty...Do you refrigerate Ketchup? That takes us to Listener Court today...Rizzo leaves it out...Jeffy tosses it in the fridge...You don't want the coo-coo clock to go off and then you wake up de-organed...He must have really been on that MJ propofol...We have groundhogs...The Japanese have beans...They throw beans to determine when the seasons change...The North Carolina A&T Basketball team is caught up in a betting scandal...Jake Paul is offering Eagles...A woman eats 5,000 calories a day on the carnivore diet and she has gone from a size 18 to a size 10...A man in Florida couldn't get over the fact that he saw snow...Take a drive up north in December my man...A woman thinks her cats are talking to her...They aren't...A woman tried to explain away the Luka Doncic trade using High School Musical...Take a listen and explain away this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Allen Ludden did not light up on TV...Lets kick off Monday on the show...It's Opening Audio time...Do you trust a man who likes to jump rope? Especially who likes double dutch? A man who enjoys doing that, saved a boy with his rope...We conclude he took the boy to Subway afterwards for a sandwich...Know what a keester watcher is? An elderly woman was stopped at customs for having cocaine in her wheelchair as well as in her keester...We concluded yet again that there is a chunky customs agent that is strictly on keester duty...Someone fire up the lunk alarm...A man was being judged for grunting in yoga class...That is why men don't workout...Thanks Marsha for the workout harping...Jelly Roll is misleading folks...He lost 120lbs, but he needs to admit he's a Semaglutide Sammy...Johnny called and thinks its banana hammock time with the weather getting nice...Diddy was transported to the hospital in the middle of the night for an issue with his knee...Justin Tucker of the Baltimore Ravens loves the brush against...10 massage therapist are accusing him of taking IT out...Google has a new AI feature to where they will call businesses for you, i.e. setting up an oil change...A priest used a girl's hair to floss his teeth, and then he growled at her...If the altar boy didn't make him burnt meatloaf, he wouldn't have had anything stuck in his teeth...Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow which means 6 more weeks of winter...We are worried what he's going through at Gobbler's Knob...The real groundhog Staten Island Chuck who is 85% right says spring is coming sooner...Rizzo wants to own a finger puppet theater...That is on his bucket list...That is nothing compared to this 13-year-old kids list that went viral...The Buroughs is a new senior citizen version of the show Stranger Things...Let's lay down on those tumbleweeds...NFL players will make some nice bonuses this weekend...A man broke into a mall just for Cinnabon...Let's enjoy some gooey together, as we listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Can we please stop the licking? Asheville wanted to continue yesterday's conversation about what body part is licked the least...We must move on to Opening Audio...A prerequisite for driving a bus is that you don't drive it drunk...A bus driver did just that and kept missing the stops...Where he was going, no one knows...Look but don't touch...A man fumbled through a best man speech about strippers...Butt paste...Women are now using diaper cream and then wrapping their faces in diapers to clear their skin...We want to introduce you to the future cold cut killer...A DoorDash driver took a Jersey Mike's order into the restroom and got told on...He then went home and beat his roommate with bologna and a summer sausage...Rapper Cardi B got a butt crack piercing...We think we should decorate our back doors a little bit more...Wildfires are happening in the Asheville area...At the moment they are 15% contained, but the positive is that rain is on the way tomorrow...A horrific plane crash happened near Washington D.C. as an American Airlines passenger plane collided with a military black hawk helicopter...The Walmart in East Asheville is finally going to reopen after Helene...Is cyber-farting a crime? A woman was arrested and prosecuted for sending 7 videos of her farting to her new man's ex, because they are in a contentious custody battle...Everyone knows a meeting guy...Could his name be Meeting Mike? Martha Stewart is the new spokesperson for MAC cosmetics...She is sucking strawberries and being hot and heavy...Monica Lewinsky is coming out with her own podcast...Lets all be honest...What do we really want to know about when it comes to her...Size, the cigar, the dress, as well as the what, when, where and how...Should we rename the Vince Lombardi trophy to the Tom Brady trophy? Bill Belichick thinks so...We think you should listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Our drunk aerobics instructor Marsha pulled her bottle of wine out of hiding this morning and played the mouth harp for us...That brings to Opening Audio...A teacher blew a .40 which maxed out the breathalyzer...ICE is using ice cream trucks to capture illegal aliens in Las Vegas...Problem is that a man who has an ice cream can't get business...Jeff's biggest fear is being tipped over in a port-a-potty...Well a man was sitting on the toilet when the water pressure made it explode...We have celebrity problems...Howie Mandel is a Hollywood hussy and Jelly Roll has made the crossover to arrogant celebrity...A famous women's golfer is not happy with the game at all...She thinks they need to speed it up...We took a peek at some women's golfers...An American Airlines employee was killed in Charlotte by a luggage vehicle...The doomsday clock has been ticked down to 89 seconds...That is the first movement since 2023...We are closer to extinction...The Diddy documentary is getting real sick...What we really want to know is WHAT HAPPENED WITH CARL WINSLOW?!?!...A 600lb woman was denied a ride in a Lyft after the driver said no to her because he didn't think she'd fit in the car and he was worried about his suspension and tires...There was a list of celebrity contract demands...We zeroed in on two...Sally Struthers and Bea Arthur...You won't believe what they were...What is the least licked body part? When we say the calls did not stop, that is a gross understatement...We went for an hour talking about licking body parts...The most accurate groundhog is not actually Punxsutawney Phil...He is only right 50% of the time...The most accurate is Staten Island Chuck, who is right 85% of the time...CVS is trying something new where you can unlock the locked cases on the shelves with their app...Google Maps is changing the name of the Gulf Of Mexico to the Gulf Of America...Candy hearts can be customized for Valentine's Day...Can I stroke your dog? Don't touch my dog...BUT...You can listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

When you wake up at 3am and you see Pee Wee Herman comes across the pipe, you know it's going to be a good day! All we need is a Billy tickle every now and then...Billy Ray Cyrus has been in the news too much lately, and that takes us to Opening Audio...Do not give a 5 year old a knife and a gun...Cops tried to serve a subpoena at a house and the kid showed up to the front door with both...Billy Ray still can't admit that he didn't come up with Achy Breaky Heart...A man was arrested for "trafficking" MDMA when he was caught with it going on a cruise...He had it in Skittles bags...Let the man party...Marsha Marsha Marsha disrupted a perfectly good Saskatoon story with a mouth harp performance...GOODNIGHT SASKATOON...Dave Chapelle was quite upset that Carl Winslow from Family Matters was invited to Diddy freak offs and he was not...Two Florida elementary school teachers were arrested for going to an underage drinking party...The problem is the party was at the principal's house...Roseanne is pitching a new TV show about her being a farmer in Alabama growing weed and mushrooms and saving people from China...Bart, who is a caller to the show called and offered us pleasure if we could hook him up with tickets to see Survivor host Jeff Probst...Has Jeff become Louie Anderson? Jeff is sitting on a Tushguard and he is loving every minute of it...What are your thoughts on Pee Wee Herman? A new documentary is out and Rizzo & Jeff battle in Listener Court if he is actually liked or not...Jeff says no...Rizzo the puppet freak loves him...A college in Pennsylvania has a class that teaches you about appreciating beer...PETA would like to stop with anything Punxsutawney Phil and replace it with what is the equivalent of a gender reveal cake...There is a man who has gone viral for breaking into a house and stealing a toilet...The Pope who writes on X 5 times a day is worried about our brain rot...We scroll on social media too much...Get some brain rot by listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

TRUMP DAY!! President Trump arrives in Asheville today...Let's get to Opening Audio...A 12 year old boy was caught with a Nicolas Cage poster in his locker...We also found out today that Rizzo does NOT like Cheetos...He is not American...A mother discovered that her kids got into her father's urn...AKA her Paw Paw...The problem is they were on the floor, and she vacuumed them up and one of her kids possibly ate some...Ever been involved in a Gary Harper slap and tickle situation? Gary Harper is the leading investigative TV reporter in the country...Yet his stories never lead to news completion...A woman sitting in the hospital with her newborn, pulled the plug on her baby's monitor just to get the nurse to come in so she can have the nurse get her a turkey sandwich...You could win $10,000 from Oddspedia just by watching the Superbowl...Spirit Airlines is laying out some new rules about your dress and tattoos...They can remove you from the plane or not let you board if they deem any of it lewd...Jeff has purchased a TushGuard seat cushion to sit on whenever he needs it...Has he crossed over to the villages? Is Barack Obama getting it on with Jennifer Aniston? The rumors are flying...Jenn's DM's were supposedly leaked...They would make a good couple...We have another jewel heist here in Asheville...Yesterday we talked about a woman who stole jewelry from a retirement community in town...Today we have a handyman who stole $175,000 worth of Rolex watches...Three death stories that are bizarre coming your way...The first one was a family living with one of their relatives since the beginning of the summer...The second one was a man who shot an Instacart driver because his wife forgot to tell him she ordered groceries and he thought it was an intruder...The third was death by bull...A farmer was gored by his own bull...What is alive is this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Another mouth harping to start the show with our favorite mouth harpist Marsha Marsha Marsha kicking us off...It takes us into Opening Audio...We have problems on The Wheel...A contestant that guessed guppies knocked down Ryan Seacrest...It's NACHO CHEESE...A couple of hockey announcers went crazy after a fan threw nachos onto the ice...Vince Vaughn knows its ski season and that all the lifts are open...He is a part of Jeff's Saturday TBS bored movie watching...He took IT OUT! A man was arrested for flogging the dolphin on the 393 bus...Their description was they were looking for a chubby with a chubby...A one armed man in a cape is on the lam after he stabbed family members over a tv remote...The preparations for President Trump coming to Asheville are beginning...You can get a free Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich in Asheville for a limited time...Is the NFL rigged...Will the refs help out Patrick Mahomes? He says no...Would you lay it down with a woman that refuses to purchase a mattress and will only sleep in a dog bed? A woman can't figure out why she can't get any...The calls flew in...We had to stop the calls because it was time to play a game called "How many hot dogs?"...A mom handcuffed her son to a boiler because she caught him on video at home hammering copious amounts of tubed meats...How did the game go you ask? The calls just kept coming...This kid could hammer some lizzies...A study says that parents do actually have a favorite child...We were asked who is the favorite Wahlburger boy...Hard to figure it out but there was a consensus that it wasn't Paul...Joe Exotic is not very happy with President Trump or President Biden for not pardoning him...A local woman was charged with stealing over $100,000 worth of jewelry from a local retirement community that she was working at...iPhones are selling on Ebay for $25,000 with TikTok still installed on the phone...One even here locally...This Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show is totally free!! 









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Could it be the white bean chicken chili that has Rizzo's voice off today? Let's get things going on this super cold day with Opening Audio...The snow was flying in Florida and the folks there made a snow plow out of a box of beer and a pole...A dog that keeps going viral for not knowing how to bark seems to be struggling and the family seems to want him to go viral...A woman went viral for getting her "crazies" out before a date...Someone tell that man to remember the name John Wayne Bobbit...What is with the mysterious balls forcing the closure of beaches in Australia? We investigate...A man was arrested for a road rage incident and then was arrested again for trying to purchase the organs of a child...We had the latest update on the lawsuit happening with Rabbit Rabbit and Asheville Pizza & Brewing...Authorities are saying 4 Chilean nationals are responsible for breaking into Joe Burrow's house last month...You can have a lovely Valentine's Day meal at Waffle House here in Asheville...We delved into the viral comments made by new rapper David Blunts who is 600lbs and has dedicated himself to crowd surfing...He should rethink that...For some reason listeners like to come up to him and talk to him about all of their ailments...We played guess the ailment...One listener came up to him about a deep dark ailment...A few listeners got it right with Hemorrhoids...Who would be on your celebrity cruise? We ran down a list and listeners gave their thoughts...Charlie Sheen? Steve Harvey? Jim Carey? Robert Goulet? ...It is quite the cruise of pleasure...Donald Trump will be in Western North Carolina to personally survey the damage and recovery efforts...Marylin Manson has announced a US tour that will be making a stop not too far from us...Cinemark had a fill up your own container promotion over the weekend and it went as expected...What also went as expected is this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!