One of Jeff's biggest fears...ICE is upon us this morning...But we got the show going talking about reusable toilet paper...A woman tried to convince her husband it was a good idea...He wasn't buying it...Artificial Intelligence is recreating songs from the 80's and it's creepy how good it is...Maybe we should be worried about our jobs...Bill Murray is kicking off a singing career...He is going around to clubs and doing covers...Bill Clinton's presidential limo is for sale...It is not a very intimidating vehicle...It does come complete with a VCR...We think Bill had his own movie collection that included Bill Does Dallas and Bill Gone Wild...Over half of Americans carry around spare underwear and we didn't believe it...Well that was until the calls started flying in during the 6am hour...Asheville seems to be very thong heavy...Justin Trudeau has officially stepped down as Prime Minister of Canada...It looks like he didn't want to be Governor for the 51st state...Uber & Lyft are preparing to launch their own self-driving taxis in a major announcement in the coming months...McDonald's is launching the all new McValue menu today...Another weatherman making another rap song...This seems to be a new trend...Today is National Nicolas Cage Day...Why does he have a day? That brings us to Listener Court...Rizzo LOVES him...Jeff finds him to be a dunce...The calls flew in...Facebook will be ending fact checking and will lighten up on censorship ahead of Trump taking office...TikTok is in discussions to be bought by Kevin O'leary aka Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank...Two bodies were found in the landing gear of a JetBlue airplane that landed in Ft. Lauderdale from NYC...Jeff missed some world news according to Rizzo...The anniversary of the AT&T 2 video phone? It flopped...Jellyroll got a donkey...Please don't ride it...You can take a ride on this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Llama chat and Van Halen to get things moving on a rainy Monday...That leads us into Opening Audio...A Hooters girl was trying to get out of a ticket and she kept calling the cop daddy and was popping her top...Rapper Ice-T was pulled over in one of his 7 cars...His license hasn't been valid since 2021 and his registration has expired...T was able to get out of it...T's got a guy...A guy got pulled over and said he was the DUI driver...Not the DD...The DUI driver...What was in your backdoor in 2024...A year in review of sorts...We went down the comprehensive list...A xylophone mallet...A can of cooking spray...A can of deodorant...A broomstick...Far be it for us to call for someone's job, but we have a rapping news man who is rapping about snow to 50 Cent...Just stick to reading the news...Rizzo is upset that Malachi Rodgers turned down his invitation for a Christmas goose...Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is said to be stepping down this week because of huge inflation...Skip Bayless if being accused of offering a woman $1.5 million to sleep with him...The judge is set to sentence President-Elect Trump and he is not expected to see any jail time...Gosh-A-Roni...That is what Ted Danson yelled in the bedroom on the first night he had with his wife in 1983...We tried to figure out the origin of Gosh-A-Roni...Where would he pick up that word in the 80's? When you get home from work do your clothes explode off of your body? Are you a nudie? Arnold is going to check in with us tomorrow when his wife goes to work...Are these popular wedding songs floppy meat or not floppy meat...We will listen and decide...Chick-Fil-A has changed their fry recipe and people are not happy with them at all...People are beginning to miss the mushy's...More stories about Fox Sports workplace sex...Brad from Home Improvement was arrested again...A boy survived being in a big cat enclosure for days...We hope you survive this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Stop going on the 105.9 The Mountain Facebook and asking for the Dr. Now magnets that were posted...Buy your own...A woman couldn't figure out how to work her Temu stud finder...Rizzo also got fooled by a Temu meme on X...A man in England better have his best barrister wig ready to go when he sues a mechanic for telling him to put juice in his gas tank...A woman caught her man cheating when she called the airport...We are down an Osmond...The infamous Wayne Osmond passed away...Celebrity deaths happen in 3's and he completed the trifecta...We did get one call from Mark who could barely muster up anything on Wayne...We have caught Steve Harvey putting another plant into the Family Feud so that he can make his sexual jokes...A bomb threat happened on I85 in Greenville...Everything turned out to be ok...A man was pulled over and was arrested for being under the influence...Cops found a spider monkey hugging him...They are illegal to possess...Somehow that took us to Micheal Jackson and bubbles and his train and Neverland Ranch...Choo Choo...We got into some of the greatest lines of Dr. Now...He is very blunt, and we went down a rabbit hole and found people who have eaten peanut butter by the gallon...Others who have ham hocks for brunch...Leno is a liar...We have been listening to Jay on talk shows lately and he is really beginning to embellish some stories that are a bit over the top...From the mob shaking down Johnny Carson to other things...What is the deal with llamas? What purpose does a llama serve...There is a new swab that can determine how long you are going to live...Would you like to know? If you found out, would you become a fat booze bag? A high school coach is being sued for making kids do 400 push ups in less than 50 minutes...Some of the kids wound up in the hospital...You can now claim condoms on your taxes as an itemized deduction...We hope that you claim you are listening to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

One toot for Kamala...2 toots for Trump...In our head that's how Jimmy Carter voted...Let's kick off 2025...Opening Audio time...Gas granny is upset that her grandson put diesel gas in her car...Did you know you can buy a cheese grater at Olive Garden...That is quite a golumpagus move...A woman went crazy over it and wanted the cheese as well...She is obviously not a booth lady...Jocelyn Wildenstein didn't make it...The catwoman has passed away at the age of 79...or 74...or 89...No one really knows...Her current man is a fashion designer named Lloyd Klein who has 4 inch caterpillars for lips...When you walk around and someone follows behind you with a tuba, it might be time to go see Dr. Now in Houston...A string of awful events happened over the past week...A truck ran over people on Bourbon Street in New Orleans...A Cybertruck blew up outside of Trump Tower in Las Vegas and a mass shooting occurred outside of a teen nightclub in NYC...Today we reminisced about President James Earl Carter...We tried to find some excitement from the peanut farmer...We went through some campaign commercials...It was a rough go...Speaking of commercials we also went through some commercials that come across a little differently now...Commercials with Diddy, Jared Fogle and R. Kelly...Do you know someone with a buttercream chin? We talked about chinless celebrities because the new hot surgery this year is chin implants...Clay Aiken has quite the buttercream chin...A massive winter storm is on the way for much of the east coast...A massive winter storm is marching its way east...Jolt Cola is making its return to the shelves with over 2000mg of caffeine...That's 5 times more than it originally had in the 1980's...According to science you would need 68,000mg of chocolate to kill you...A psychic says aliens will make contact with us this year...Rizzo is going to go put Preparation H ointment on his tooth and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!







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Gene Hackman is from Nebraska...Maybe it is him throwing the dead deer in the road...There is a man who shows up to accidents right after they happen...He has done it more than once...That kicked off Opening Audio...We then traveled to a school Christmas musical where a little girl said she liked her whole class except one chunky kid...Why pick on the young chunky? We jammed to a mash up of a lovely Christmas tune remixed with a Ludacris song...Yesterday we listened to a man who enjoys the holidays while working at Walmart and he sings you home when the store closes...He is a little too much Richard Simmons...We heard from a viral grandmother who wants the simple things for Xmas...Pall Mall cigs...Whiskey...New dentures...Steve Harvey is not dead...There was a death hoax going around online...Thieves are now targeting the homes of Boston Celtics players and coaches...We have seen this across all sports...The Hawk Tuah girl is being sued for her plummeting Cryptocurrency...The city of Canton has banned pornography from all of the town's computers...They say no one is to blame for it but we postulate...Is it someone else? A caller thinks it's us hacking in...Aaron Rodgers is on that ayahuasca, and a video went viral of him high as a kite...He wants to be a butterfly...Lights on or lights off? The cast of The View played that game on the show yesterday and we went through the cast and played the game...Do you eat while going to the bathroom? Rizzo was caught eating Baked Lays on the toilet...Surprisingly it seems Asheville agrees with Rizzo in a very stunning turn of events...Luigi Mangione will be in the same jail as Diddy...Also the lawyer Tony Buzbee that brought cases against Diddy and Jay-Z is now accused of giving a woman an STD...Pornhub will be blocking access in Florida after the new year...Scientists have discovered a species of squirrel in California that eats meat...While you eat meat, you can listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

We talked about eating squirrels before 6am with some folks...That kicked off our Thursday...And thanks to Bachman Turner Overdrive we are Takin' Care of Business to get things going...It's going to be a really big show as we kick off Opening Audio...A Santa made a citizen's arrest on a man that attempted to steal a bone in ham...What was supposed to be a conversation about elf on a shelf turned into story time about Jeff's 3 1/2 foot tall friend Chuck Love and how he took care of business...If you want to commit murder, do not buy a South American poor car...A guy was caught on Google Maps loading a body into a car...If you see a Reheatza, make sure you buy it...We got to listen to the happiest retail employee alive...Somehow we wound up in a convo and singing the theme song of The Love Boat...Shout out to Captain Stubing...If President Joseph R. Biden Jr. signs the bill, the bald eagle will become the official bird of the USA...The final two Sam Goody stores are closing in the US...Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and others misused government grants that were given during the pandemic...Some of the grants reach $10 million...106 year old "Fireball Flo" celebrated her birthday with Fireball sending her tons of whiskey and some swag...She's a saucy lady...We found a rap song from Steve Urkel rapping about being celibate...That took us down quite a rabbit hole...We found actors who did a one-off rap song...There were many...Mr. T...Mark Walburg...Betty White...David Faustino...The Charlotte Hornets gave a kid a PS5 during a commercial break and then took it away and gave him a jersey...Juan Soto who signed a 15 year $765 million contract with the Mets has clauses in it for suites...private flights for his family and a clothing allowance for his mother...Amazon workers went on strike nationwide...Do you know who is never on strike? Rizzo and Jeff...And you can check out our Thursday edition of the show right here!!

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Well, he's just Drew...What is Drew Carey? He is quite androgynous...We will get to him coming up...Opening Audio kicks off today with a coach who is a real man's man...He talked about his hot wife and how he gets to go to work every day in jogging clothes...Another man is a professional drinker after he admitted to having 10 drinks...Maybe just let him circle the sack...A 320lb woman was stuck in a high chair...We played what's that sound?...It was her getting out of it...OJ's Penthouse collection is up for auction...He has compiled quite a collection...They could be yours for the right price...A stripper stabbed a DJ in the back for no apparent reason as he was preparing music for the night...He said it felt like being hit by a 500lb guy...The other strippers saved his life...Luigi Mangione and Diddy have something in common...Their lawyers are married to each other...Will Smith says he did not play slap and tickle at any Diddy freak offs...Some things that turn 10 years old today...The Periscope app...The eggplant emoji and selfie sticks...America has the worst bus etiquette in the world...NewsNation is on in prisons...Specifically the one Luigi Mangione is in...Prisoners were heard yelling from the prison windows during a live broadcast...Drew Carey thought his career was over after The Drew Carey Show...We postulated what are some of the most pointless and dumb TV shows of all time...They all seemed to be wholesome family fun...Step By Step...Full House...Family Matters...Alf...Saved By The Bell...It could be the end of Sesame Street...HBO has decided to not renew the show which runs on its streaming platforms...PBS could no longer afford the licensing fees...If no one picks them up it is over...Jaime Foxx got hit in the face with a glass over the weekend at a restaurant...A mother received an eviction notice as she came out of a coma...We have to start checking our elders and their canes...A 91-year-old woman had a sword in a cane...Keep an eye on your Cheez-Its...A girl ate a blue one and it tasted chemically...The head coach of the Detroit Lions Dan Campbell is going viral for his teeth...They look like George Washinton's wooden teeth...Help us go viral by checking out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

It's TT not DD...We start the show with a little ditty...Luigi it's a me Mario...A man stood outside the jail where the now executie is staying and yelled that...Women still want him and feel like his life is being wasted...Charles Barkley made a joke about Jay-Z on the NBA broadcast and the rest of the panel couldn't handle it...Diddy is exposing everyone...Or should we say Didstein...Did your parents ever tell you if you put your mind to it that you can accomplish anything? Well one woman did just that and slept with 100 men in 1 day...Doug Ford who is the Premier of Ontario is threatening Trump over his tariffs...We took a walk down memory lane and played audio from his brother Rob who was the mayor of Toronto talking about his crack use... Bill Belichick has officially returned and will be the head coach at UNC on a 5 year deal...Jim Carrey is back playing a role in Sonic The Hedgehog 3...Adam Sandler says Happy Gilmore 2 will be in theaters in July with some big cameos...We have Santa issues...One Santa was wearing a green suit to greet kids...Another was blatantly a drunk bum...Rob Schneider is launching a brand new all women talk show to compete against The View...We also went through all of his awful movies...A couple got offered $20,000 to promote adult diapers on their social media platform and the husband just could not do it...The worst Christmas song of all time is Dominick The Christmas Donkey...We take umbridge...Britney Spears has lost it even more...She was on video talking about driving around in her self-driving Nissan Corolla as she was heading to ride horses...Speaking of driving, the man who drove through the car dealership offered a heartfelt apology...Have you been to dinkyone.com? That is a site where men with mini members can go on and find love...Elton John is not happy with the legalization of weed in America and Canada...He has gone to war with it...Elon Musk is now worth over $400 billion...That is $180 billion more than Jeff Bezos...The most dangerous toy just sold at auction for $13,000...It was a science kit that contained uranium...What is not dangerous is this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!