Well let's take a Rosie kiss on the lips and get this Monday going with a little thing we call Opening Audio...What happened to the good ole' anabolic steroid? The new trend for bodybuilders is purchasing breast milk and women are selling theirs and making tons of money...A woman jumped into a lake and would not come out when running from the police...It is possible she was built like Andre The Giant...A woman played Frogger on a highway...She was in her 60's and for some reason was crawling on the highway...It didn't end well...We have an update on a story of the man that got sucked into an MRI machine...He was wearing a 20lb chain...Listener Johnny aka Dr. Love believes it was all a set up...‘Pee-wee’s Big Adventure’ Original Red Bike Acquired by the Alamo...Andy Byron resigned as CEO of Astronomer after a viral kiss cam video captured him embracing Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot, triggering affair allegations...An inmate who escaped from the Henderson County Detention Center earlier this week has been captured...Police on Wednesday arrested a man who allegedly followed a woman into the police department parking lot while driving drunk...His name was Tilford Tillman...A woman arrested last year in a prostitution probe at an extremely popular massage parlor was sentenced Thursday to a year in jail for running a prostitution business...Monks were having a freak off! Yes that is correct...There is a sex scandal going on with monks in Thailand after one woman slept with a bunch of them and tried to blackmail them out of millions of dollars...Shannon Sharpe and accuser reach settlement in $50 Million sexual assault lawsuit...Delta regional jet pilot apologizes to passengers for ‘aggressive maneuver’ to avoid a B-52 bomber...Trump Says ‘I Absolutely Love’ That Stephen Colbert Got ‘Fired’ and ‘I Hear Jimmy Kimmel Is Next’...Microsoft is buying 4.9 million metric tons of human waste to help investigate climate change...A father got so angry that a ball hit his car at a high school baseball game that he took the fire engine from the next door fire department and started spraying...After you head home and listen to some Killa 69, why don't you check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!