The Pope didn't make it...Rizzo believes it's an inside job as he just met with the Vice President yesterday...It's time for Opening Audio ladies and gentleman...A man showed us how to really talk to the ladies...When you're in a pickle you need the comedy of Dratch...They unveiled a commemorative arch in her hometown and it collapsed...Stick to giving it to Pearlman DeVito...Danny is looking to revive his role of garbage from Sesame Street...All Jelly Roll ever talks about is his weight loss and we wished he would talk about something else...Well he did...He talked about how he pooped himself...We delved a little more into the death of The Pope...The final fan voting for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame is today, and Chubby Checker may be on the outside looking in...He's in 7th place...Sam's Club is getting rid of all cashiers in all 600 of their stores...A police department was caught playing bingo and having to do things like break into cars or frisking people...What happened to the good old nickname....No one uses nicknames anymore...Meet Parrot and The B...Bryan Adams really misses his tomatoes when he is on the road...That is quite bizarre...He often thinks about his big juicy's...A big boy was put in the friend zone and he really pulled quite the trick out of the bag...He went on the beach and began sinking into what he called quicksand...Afterwards he and the girl got together....Pat Sajak is set to star on Broadway in a musical that inspired the TV show Colombo...We can't get over the size of his head either...He is extremely top heavy...Also he is 78 years old...This turned into a convo about big bulbous heads and the celebrities that have them...Peyton Manning, Ron Jeremy and George Costanza just to name a few...A man started a massive fire after he lit his adult toys on fire...Italy is going to have make love rooms in their prisons...We would love for you to make love to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Flail those hands in the air...It's WrestleMania weekend...Rizzo the walking amusement park is getting us going with Opening Audio...Joe Exotic is a bad bunny...He misses doing Easter egg hunts at his zoo...He is dressing up like a bunny in jail...Gayle King and Katy Perry are not happy with everyone...They didn't like how no one found their trip into space inspiring...A man in a werewolf mask robbed a store...It is going to be hard to catch a man in a werewolf mask...It's a good get-up...Nursing homes are quite the place to be...One story of a woman who was flashing other residents, the other about a woman who brought meth into the home...Neither did jail time...The Kool-Aid challenge is back...That is where teens run through a fence on social media...Somehow Hacksaw Jim Duggan made the conversation...We hate having to talk about school shootings, but another one happened yesterday at FSU...The cicadas are getting close to emerging here in North Carolina...Aaron Rodgers flew all the way to NY to find out in 60 seconds that he will not be with the team...He might not play this year...Mets legend and memorable Seinfeld character Keith Hernandez has an upchuck problem...He upchucked during a Mets broadcast...Hey ya crumbum...A group of people tried to rob a pizza shop named Sopranos Pizza and they have been offering free pizza for a year...A former spokesperson for Florida Ron DeSantis named Rick Piccolo has been accused of pulling out his Piccolo all over Florida...Even in a Dillard's dressing room...Does anyone watch the show Ghost Adventures or The Discovery Channel at that? One of the star's wives finally pled guilty to trying to have him killed...Rizzo still can't get over Burts' call yesterday about seafood enchiladas...4/20 is upon us and the food deals are plentiful...I'm James...I know what I am doing...That is what a man said before he crashed a car going 155 MPH...An American attempted to hijack a plane in Belize and was killed...Ever hear the one about the Easter Bunny and the chicken? It's a real 1-2 surprise...If not, then you'll have to take a listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

You get a good morning...He gets a good morning...Everyone gets a good morning...We found out today that when Rizzo leaves here he does voices all around town...Another annoying woman went through a drive-thru and made horrible voices...Another principal and teacher threw a party at their house with students...The audio of the drunk teacher was quite silly when she talked to the cop...Everyone was hammered...A woman was on an airplane when a child was going up and down the aisle with a fork and picked her to stab with it...Let's call the missing beaver hotline...A beaver went missing at a zoo and had a hotline to help find it...We called it and it went to the zoo's gift shop...A sinkhole opened up at a busy intersection in Asheville...There is fear there will be more after the hurricane...Temu and Shein have said they intend to raise prices on 4/25 because of the tariffs...A woman was killed by a trash truck in Asheville...We had to walk Rizzo through some trauma...His neighbor Argyle that he met twice passed away and Riz can't stop talking about it...We have a question for the seniors, how does overdosing on blueberries help you as you get older? An old lady told a girl to do that...Does that lead you to the elderberry? A man who wears a full leather dominatrix outfit is the head chef at a restaurant...He has "special" ingredients in his food...A handyman made a sloppy mistake...He was hiding cameras in a woman's home and she didn't know until he left his phone at her home and she went through it and saw videos of herself...A lady of the night was hired to make a chocolate hit on someone for some crack...For $50 she had to put chocolate syrup in someone's gas tank...She got caught...A rabbit almost brought down a United Airlines flight...The snack wrap is returning to Mcdonalds...A security guard at a Wings To Go restaurant tased two customers for not paying...The problem is that they did pay...Make yourself some seafood enchiladas and check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

This show is dedicated to you at Wink Martindale...We hope you are winking around up there...Let's get to Opening Audio...An ex-girlfriend saw her ex with his new girlfriend and ran her over in an intersection...A teacher is suspended with pay after she taped children's mouths shut with painters tape...It's not the worst of the tapes...A serial peeper was arrested after he whipped it out at a CVS then went to an apartment complex nearby and knocked on windows and did the same thing...Belly dancing is becoming a hot trend for seniors...Keep your eye on those blue hairs according to listener Johnny...A woman believes that she can out sing Reba...We played the comparisons...Most didn't agree...North Carolina is ramping up their "Speed a little." Lose A Lot." campaign...So make sure that you slow down...Records show that Gene Hackman's wife was googling stuff about Covid 19 and respiratory issues on her computer the week leading to her death...Bill Belichick's girlfriend is trying to trademark some of his famous phrases...Was your dog Abe Lincoln? There was a 1-900 number back in the early 90's that you could call and it would tell you who your dog was in a past life...An entire police force quit in a town at once and everyone in the town is at a loss of what to do...The mayor says his job is to get cops...Yes it is...Ever had Livermush...Rizzo was invited to dinner at his neighbors for dinner and he was offered livermush...He had no idea what it was and North Carolina surely let him know what it was...You must mush...A group of teens planned to hide in a hammock behind the paper towels at Walmart and rob it when it closed...They were caught...Two guys were left 2 and a half miles off of the coast during a snorkeling trip...Another boat came to help them and the boat that left them said to leave them there...Amanda Bynes has joined Onlyfans...She says it's just chat with fans...A jilted lover called in a bomb threat to a Carnival Cruise after his girlfriend's family wouldn't let him come...The Time's Magazine influential list for 2025 came out...People are beginning to believe that the women who went to space on Monday did not actually go to space...Take your Exit To Eden and listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Bert and Ernie were just a couple of confirmed bachelors that took baths...That isn't exactly the crux of Opening Audio but it is brought to you by the letter "T" today...Tortoise...A tornado came and swept away a family's pet tortoise and he was found 60 miles down the road...Turkey...A turkey went wild inside of a tool store and attacked people and destroyed the store...Tall...A Tinder date got a little silly when a 7ft tall woman showed up to a short man's house...He was mad at first but went for it...A man burned down a massage parlor...We tried to figure out why...It is obvious that it did not "end" happily...A woman was in a Walmart restroom when a peeping tom was peeking at her through the stall and making extremely bizarre licking sounds...More lanes are opening on I26 this morning...It is Tax Day and if you are a creamer, Krispy Kreme is offering a buy one get one for the price of sales tax...A health report came out about the residence of Gene Hackman and he was living amongst dead rats and mice...A 70 year old man wanted to spend an entire day just petting dogs in a park...It took us to Listener Court...Do pet owners want you to pet them?...We are learning that the Shaq-A-Roni comes out once a year at Papa Johns...We looked for one person that waits for it to come out every year...Well we found Craig...There was a nude elderly man running around Disneyland and climbing on all of their structures...A company named Wicked Wonderland is a company that for years has been selling human bones and they were finally caught on it...There is a rising number of teenagers and even people in their 20's that do not want to get their license and have no desire to drive...The video of the hit-and-run that led to the chaotic events that had the wife of one of the members of Weezer has been released...Jay-Z and Beyonce have been dropped from a Diddy lawsuit after they were proved to not be near Miami during the time of the claim...Spend some money at Dave's Dollar Bonanza after your time at the massage parlor and leave happy...We hope you leave happy after you listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rosie is ready to step into a straight relationship to get things going this morning...We will get to that later on...A priest has issues with security...He refuses to go through the security machine because they will see him naked...So he would rather be groped and touched by the TSA...A Karen who enjoys eating the bean went crazy on her roommate for not paying...She was pretending to be hit but it was all caught on video...A man was wreaking havoc on a woman's house after she was at fault...He went and spray painted her house and tried to put sugar in her gas tank...The accident was 2 years ago...A woman is back in jail after she made thousands of reservations at a hotel because they didn't have pancakes...Well she was arrested and when she got out she did it again...A gun related road rage incident happened on Fairview Road early Sunday morning...We go over some of the perks for winning The Masters...Four people who rode horses into Walmart were arrested...One said it was an emotional support horse...Rosie O'Donnell has admitted that Lyle Menendez is the first straight man she can love and trust...What a conjugal visit that is...Meet Edward Cocaine...He was arrested for drug possession for having Xanax and not cocaine...The grandmother who was trapped in Puerto Rico with her emotional support parrot was able to fly back to New York with the bird...A rundown of the worst game shows of all time came out and poor Alex Trebek topped the list with Classic Concentration...Ever been crab clawed by a granny? A woman on a flight from Las Vegas to North Dakota was grabbing the junk of flight attendants...Are you a gum swallower? We learned today that Rizzo never spits his gum out...He's a Dubba Bubba Beluga...Gayle King and Katy Perry are heading into space today with Blue Origin...A man firebombed the house of the Governor of Pennsylvania while his family and him were in it...He was able to escape...Diddy uses packets of mackerel as currency while he is in prison...Gayle King made it back safe...You can hear that and anything you missed on this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

RIP Lemon Head...You will understand what we are talking about as we get this Friday show going with Opening Audio...The Masters are underway and we must talk a Masters pee...Jose Luis Ballaster took a leak as he was trying to make the cut...He peed in the river there and it doesn't look like he is going to make it...A man followed a female Walgreens worker into the ladies restroom to simply ask her if he can use his credit card through the pharmacy drive-thru...A man nicknamed lemon head was shot at a violence intervention gathering...His family wanted you to know his nickname was lemon head...Are you large and in charge? You don't want to do a suck and button...This is a great invention for the large persuasion...Cheetos pants are now available...They are designed so you can wipe the cheetle on them...Publisher's Clearing House is going bankrupt...We thought Ed McMahon was a part of that...But he is actually a part of American Family Publishers...He took umbrage to it...A helicopter fell apart and fell into the Hudson River yesterday...It killed all six people on board...If you win a car on The Price Is Right you can take the credit instead of the car...Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 says he is responsible for the capture of Saddam Hussein...An assistant principal made a student rub her feet when he got in trouble and was called to her office...Not only that, she nicknamed him sexy chocolate and told him she is preparing him for the ladies...We learned today that Betty White survived on a diet of vodka over ice and chocolate cake...If there are no deviled eggs left in WNC, then you can thank our co-workers...They ate them like they are going out of style at a company event...If you order a sizzling fajita meal, just know that it's not really sizzling...They pour water on it before it comes out...Another helicopter crash happened because of penguins...What is your panic percentage? That is the battery percentage on your phone before you start to freak out and need to charge it...Charge your phone so you can listen to not only this Friday edition but the whole week of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Put on your mask with a zipper and let's get things going...We are going to laugh, we are going to cry, but we are going to be smarter for it...That our friends is Opening Audio...Rizzo is awake after not sleeping well because he is worried about the round mound of fun Chubby Checker making the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...A town is being taken over by geese...Every time they go outside they get attacked...When it's time for winding down, try wiping out a clown...Liquid Death water has quite a commercial about it...Oh boy...This promposal was brutal...A band kid did a medieval proposal and the girl was quite hesitant...A grandmother was taken into custody because she tried to offer her granddaughter to a monkey dealer in exchange for a monkey...A woman has had it with herself...She cannot stop telling dad jokes for some reason...Portions of I26 will be opening in Henderson County...A woman tried to hire a man on Tinder to kill her police officer ex-boyfriend and his teenage daughter...She gave an undercover cop a $500 down payment...The wife of the bassist from Weezer was shot by police in an unrelated hit and run incident...She pointed a gun at police in her front yard and was shot...She had nothing to do with the hit and run...We apologize to listener Jimmy from Weaverville who only talks to us using the open mic option on the app...We hope we didn't cause your divorce...Weight Watchers is about to file for bankruptcy because of the rise of weight loss drugs...We blame Oprah...She loves bread and even got Stedman hooked on counting points...There have been a lot of horse stories this week...The latest is a new trend where people ride horses into Walmart's to get people's reaction...A Chinese restaurant was caught selling street pigeon instead of duck...What is the sexiest TV show of all time? As we went through the list it shocked the city that it was Maude...Who was unzipping to Maude? Bill Belichick's girlfriend Jordan Hudson is running for Miss Maine 2025...NASA needs your help getting rid of human waste in space...A man claims he knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa...If you visit Daytona Beach in Florida, make sure you don't get your head run over...Just make sure that you check out this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Three stories that we wished were wrapped into one kick off Opening Audio this morning...We wish we were invited to this party...Yesterday we debated the merits of the Easter Bunny...Today we talk about a group of teenagers who beat up an Easter Bunny at the mall...It's nothing like a kiss for a candy cane...1950's jokes take us to a story about a JV football player who peed in a water jug and 15 players drank it...He now has 15 assault charges...A group of rotund pallbearers were carrying a casket when they dropped it in the grave hole and fell in...The son of the man who passed was stuck under the casket and was knocked unconscious...Let the man get his pants...A man was stopped by police with no pants on and  he simply told them he was going to get his pants...He was arrested...A larger woman asked a man if he could handle a big woman...He said yes and he failed miserably...She tied him up and pulled out a boombox...She only played AC/DC Thunderstruck and almost smothered him...Lebron James now has his own Barbie...It is actually him...The Hawk Tuah girl is back after getting away with that crypto scam...She will be in a Hulu series...Bill Gates is only leaving his kids 1% of his fortune...So they will each get around $300 million...Rough life...A grandmother got on a Frontier Airlines flight from NY to Puerto Rico with her parrot but now they won't let her fly home with it...They told her to get rid of the bird...We learned that listener Bart gets licked through the phone by his friend's parrot...A psychic has been jailed after she promised a man she could double his $3,000 by putting it in a bag with eggs and worms...It didn't work...Would you collect middle-aged Japanese men? A new trading card game in Japan has just regular middle-aged men from the neighborhood on them...Kids are destroying movie theaters while watching the Minecraft movie after Jack Black yells "chicken jockey"...A man was arrested after he left diet coke for people that live on a remote island...Humans are not allowed to make contact with them...A missing 74 year old woman was out in the woods after her car caught on fire...She had a concussion, yet she was able to survive...If you survived the show today and missed any of it, check out the Wednesday edition of the show here!!!

No one wants to be known as "bird boy"...Just remember that as we get things going on a Tuesday on the show...Opening Audio is upon us...Are you game with a street thruster? A man was caught on camera dancing on and thrusting tourists to distract them and then take their wallets...We switched up the Pepto Bismol song with a bit of an island feel...Don't like it...It's not a robin or a bluejay...It's a Samuel...A boy can mimic over 50 different birds...It is going to be a tough love life for bird boy...A dead horse was found dead on the busy streets of Atlanta and no one can figure out why...Supposedly some guys were riding them around on the busiest road in Atlanta and just left the horse there...A man was calling 911 because someone was breaking into his home while his family was there and the 911 operator...A petition is gaining a lot of steam for changing the name of the Nashville Airport to the Dolly Parton International Airport...The slogan is "Departin from D. Parton"...A restaurant is catching heat for fat shaming because if you can squeeze through tight spaces at their spot you get a discount...Scientists have brought the Dire Wolf out of extinction, and next could be the Wooly Mammoth...Are you terrified of the mall Easter Bunny? Rizzo is so terrified that he does not even want to take his kid...We take it to Listener Court...What would you do if you looked at your Ring doorbell camera and saw an Amazon delivery driver licking your cat? That happened to a woman, and it went viral...He is a purrrvert...Are you a chicken checker? A man went into a gas station for some chicken and when he wasn't happy with what he got he spit at the clerk and got shot at...A Peruvian man claims to be 125 years old...He was never married and never had kids...Buying it? A mountain resort in China has installed escalators so that you can go to the top of the mountain...Stephen A. Smith has not ruled out running for President Of The United States...A man got a triple transplant...Heart, kidney and liver...He better play the lotto...A woman got quoted $700 for a haircut...Just a cut...Do you know what is free all the time? The Rizzo & Jeff Show, and you can check out the Tuesday edition of the show here!!