This is NOT a Follie Friday? Welp we take that back...Mic's not on...Mic's falling down...Let's hit the restart button...We updated our liver & onions escapades that went down yesterday and the calls flew in...Everyone was so proud of us...We have earned our street cred in Asheville... TRY US NOW DOG WE HAVE STREETS TALKIN AND HIT A MILLION THIS WEEK! 

Someone needs to check on the King of England...They have him shaking hands and having meaningful climate change conversations with life size gorilla puppets...

This is NOT a Follie Friday? Welp we take that back...Mic's not on...Mic's falling down...Let's hit the restart button...It is Opening Audio time...The worst type of impression guy is the guy that believes he has mastered the Ace Ventura Pet Detective voice...A senior citizen woman has a pigeon named Screech...She rolls around town in a wheelchair covered in bird crap...A 75 year old woman was on video being attacked by a rabid fox...It went on for 10 minutes before someone finally came and choked it out...Johnny finally called and admitted that AC/DC had a rough go on some vocals at the Nashville show...What was happening on the roads of Asheville yesterday? A fiery crash on 40 and another on 74...AMC theaters are now preparing you for the wait when you buy tickets...There will now be 25-30 minutes of commercials before your movie starts...The Diddy trial will come to a close today after the defense rests its case...Then the jurors deliberate...We updated our liver & onions escapades that went down yesterday and the calls flew in...Everyone was so proud of us...We have earned our street cred in Asheville...Someone needs to check on the King of England...They have him shaking hands and having meaningful climate change conversations with life size gorilla puppets...Would you vacation in North Korea...Kim Jong Un is looking to ramp up tourism as he has built a beachfront resort area...It does look lovely...GET ON THE GROUND...A man on a scooter tried to stop a robbery on South Beach...The Golden Bachelor who is 66 years old says he does not want anyone over 60...He doesn't want fake hips...Brian Wilson died of respiratory arrest, with sepsis, cystitis, neurodegenerative disorder, obstructive sleep apnea, chronic respiratory failure and chronic kidney disease...A 66-year-old woman had a standoff on a highway while sitting in a lawn chair...Drew Carey at 66 is dating and Onlyfans model/Pornstar...While you picture that, take a listen to this Friday edition of the show!!

.Steve Burns, original host of ‘Blue’s Clues,’ is launching a podcast for ‘grown-ups’...Asheville went nuts and a man called in and told us that aty a stoplight 6 people werte dancing to BLUES CLUES and that WE HAVE THE MOST LISTENED TO SHOW he had EVER seen... It takes Liver and Onions and Blues Clues!

When we Bachman, when we Turner, and when we Overdrive it means it's time to get things going this morning...It is Opening Audio time...Could Caitlyn Jenner do this today? A man who was running a race and hurdles had "IT" fall out...He still won the race while shoving it back in...A man named Richard Lovelady has signed with the Mets...He prefers to be called Dicky Lovelady...He is a ginger...He needs to put the work in...A man was on a first date and asked the lady to come inside at the end of the night...The exchange was special...A police officer asked another officer to pull his finger...When she declined, he delivered her an egg salad sandwich to the face...The next time you walk downtown in Burlington, VT you will need to bring your pants...They are tired of nuisance nudity...We wonder if Bernie Sanders' wife Jane enjoyed walking around...If you want to experience the rodent side of New York City, there is a special tour for that...Social media influencer 'Liver King' arrested for making 'terroristic threats' after seemingly challenging Joe Rogan...Jay-Z is rumored to be the next big name to headline the 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show...Steve Burns, original host of ‘Blue’s Clues,’ is launching a podcast for ‘grown-ups’...LeAnne Rimes lost her teeth during a show and ran off stage...She came back and told the crowd what happened...Today is liver & onions day...We will be eating it...Imagine you nor your cable company can figure out why your cable...Well Kathy Seaman figured it out...Someone is shooting the power lines with a shotgun...The Asheville Pinball Museum is in the running for the best arcade in the country...The new TikTok trend is eating raw onions...Well that turned into calls about people who eat onions raw...No Razzle Dazzle or Sazzle...It turned into liver & onions chat again...While we head to eat it, we want you to listen to this Thursday edition of the show!!

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED:

   Bye Bye Mr. Sherman dear guy took your caboose to Rosie's koosh and your career just died, you left your home and kissed you family good by and said soon I am going to be a DEAD GUY... Soon Ill be a Rosie French Fry

Ever hear of the band CrazyTime? That seems to be what Rizzo thinks this show is...We are a mix of the Chuck E Cheese band and Savage Garden...Come come my lady...Let's park the struggle bus and get to Opening Audio...A man ordered at an artificial intelligence drive-thru like a robot and his girlfriend giggled away...Every once and a while we talk about Evansville, IN...Police arrested a juvenile for several break-ins while wearing a clown mask...His parents turned him in...Side note, fat camp should be in the winter...New Zealand wants to take the stigma off of having herpes in 2025...Melvin called and told us his ex-wife got herpes from birth control...He heard that can happen from a TV doctor like Hawkeye aka Alan Alda...How much do you tip a pianist? The Asheville Airport opened up the new terminal this morning...Diddy will not take the stand in his rico case, as closing arguments will happen today...Ric Flair is being accused of soiling himself in several bars in Tampa and being thrown out...Bobby Sherman didn't make it...He was 81 years old...We tried to figure out if his appearance on the Rosie O'Donnell show was a career definer or a career killer...You've got to love social media...A self-proclaimed troll was arrested for spraying pesticides on produce at Walmart and recording it...A guy who was shoplifting at a mall in Houston jumped over a glass barrier and fell and broke both legs on a hockey rink...Police have ID'd the pedestrian killed on Patton Ave...The list of America's most trusted brands came out by generation...Gen Z says YouTube...Boomers say Philadelphia Cream Cheese...Fans are calling for AC/DC to retire after a tough performance...A man Looney Tune was a story we talked about yesterday who was on the lam was caught...Granny hobbies are coming back...Talking about knitting, crocheting, and even bird watching...A woman was afraid to open up an egg after she felt something tapping inside...There is a baby chicken in there...While you're trying to find us an Abu Dhabi daddy, you can listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

WOAH WHAT A CRAZY GRANNY: 

An 84-year-old woman left her whole fortune to her 23-year-old escort and not her family...They are taking it to court...We took it to Listener Court...Who should get the money? A sheriff was charged with a hit & run after he completely lied about it...He could have simply admitted to it...Do older folks have a specific smell? Science says so, and they say it begins at the age of 40...The calls flew in...If you broke into a Wendy's overnight, what would you eat? A man did, and instead of eating a Baconator he decided to eat a raw potato and take condiments...Chick-fil-A scored major points as America's overall favorite chain...Johnny Knoxville will host the rebooted series fully titled Fear Factor: The Next Chapter...Ken Jennings wanted to be kissed by Richard Dawson on The Family Feud...Drew from The Property Brothers called Micheal Bublé to wish him goodnight...Amanda Bynes is going to take Ozempic to lose 30lbs...A woman was not happy that a guy took her out on a date to Shake Shack...Arnold Schwarzenegger made his most money doing the movie Twins...In Portland there is a man leaving bottles of urine in people's trash can...We are leaving you this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

You let Bachman-Turner Overdrive come to completion before you start talking...The beloved Rizzo & Jeff Show want to get things going with Opening Audio...The cops were called on a man because he was pretending to marry a 9 year old at Disney for a social media stunt...A woman was arrested and admitted she has drugs...Except the drugs were in her person...You can figure out where...Meet No Name Given Happy...That is a man's actual name...He was arrested for murder...You never forget a woman with armpit hair when you see it...A woman is going viral for saying she refuses to shave her armpit hair...Then stories came in from guys who distinctly remember seeing women with armpit hair...Residents and longtime business owners in Hot Springs, North Carolina are feeling the impact of tens of thousands of drivers coming through the town while I-40 is repaired...Hulk Hogan is opening a huge, 9000 sq/ft, $7 million bar opposite his spiritual home, Madison Square Garden called slam...Sean “Diddy” Combs won’t be testifying at his bombshell Manhattan trial, his lead attorney signaled Monday...An 84-year-old woman left her whole fortune to her 23-year-old escort and not her family...They are taking it to court...We took it to Listener Court...Who should get the money? A sheriff was charged with a hit & run after he completely lied about it...He could have simply admitted to it...Do older folks have a specific smell? Science says so, and they say it begins at the age of 40...The calls flew in...If you broke into a Wendy's overnight, what would you eat? A man did, and instead of eating a Baconator he decided to eat a raw potato and take condiments...Chick-fil-A scored major points as America's overall favorite chain...Johnny Knoxville will host the rebooted series fully titled Fear Factor: The Next Chapter...Ken Jennings wanted to be kissed by Richard Dawson on The Family Feud...Drew from The Property Brothers called Micheal Bublé to wish him goodnight...Amanda Bynes is going to take Ozempic to lose 30lbs...A woman was not happy that a guy took her out on a date to Shake Shack...Arnold Schwarzenegger made his most money doing the movie Twins...In Portland there is a man leaving bottles of urine in people's trash can...We are leaving you this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

Rizzo can't get over the fact that Chili's corn on the cob will be leaving the menu...Then the calls came in about corn...Do you still brown bag to work? Rizzo still does...A man named Looney Tune was arrested after running from the cops...We also HIT OZEMPIC GAS and WHEW... it stank!!! 

September 13th is a day that will live in infamy as Chili's will get rid of corn on the cob...Rizzo is distraught...He needs to learn to cob on his own...It's Opening Audio time...A woman who was butt naked was arrested for burning american flag and hitting a deputy in the face...A 102 year old fox decided that for her birthday she wanted a butler stripper and she surely got it...A 96 year old man is dead after a woman ran a car into a senior center...Walty Humphs didn't make it...A woman who works in corporate America wants to shave her eyebrows, dye her hair pink & show her tattoo of doodlebob...She definitely voted for Bob Dole...A middle school in Taiwan was caught off guard after some parents ordered exotic dancers to perform outside after graduation...Bill Belichick may be 73 years old, but there's still time to be a father to a new baby if his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson gets her way...A beloved lollipop man has been told he can no longer give 'high fives' to children as they cross the road. Nick Cannon was asked to name all 12 of his children and he forgot a few...Was Gary Coleman murdered? A new series on A&E is coming out which will have his ex-wife Shannon Price take a lie detector around the circumstances of his death...Rizzo can't get over the fact that Chili's corn on the cob will be leaving the menu...Then the calls came in about corn...Do you still brown bag to work? Rizzo still does...A man named Looney Tune was arrested after running from the cops...What job could he possibly do for a living...We also discussed weirdest names...An AI company is getting huge funding that claims it can help you cheat on anything...A beekeeper got pulled over for a seat belt ticket and released bees on the cops...Jeff Bezos is gearing up for a huge wedding...We have another Dollar Store issue...A woman assaulted a man after he offered to help her when she was $2 short...A cursing parrot needs a home...They have to be selective because the parrot has a potty mouth...Tom Brady and Gronk broke the Superbowl trophy...Will Smith is continuing his mid-life crisis...A Chucky doll is the reason a woman is in federal court...Let's stay out of court and check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!