Paddington Bear got the mid-week early morning folks going...He better watch out for the coyotes...One was wrangled up inside of an Aldi after it somehow got into the store...Even a coyote knows a good deal...A dog cannot stand when you mention the name Taylor Swift...Everyone has that one story they love to tell...Bruce Springsteen continues to tell one about meeting teens in a lobby and then going home with them and meeting their mother...Cue Chris Hansen...Bonnie Blue is a one-upper...She is a woman who wanted to break the record of most men slept with in a day...She surely completed that...1057 men in less than 12 hours...What a hero...76 & Pregnant...A woman who was 76 years old found out she was 12 weeks pregnant...This should be a show on MTV 2...We tried to figure out what song got it done...The fancy McDonalds has put in permits to tear down and rebuild in Biltmore Village...Shoutout to Doug who called from Ohio to ask where he can donate for Helene victims...What do our elected officials drink? We discussed...We think Pelosi goes with Grey Goose...Mitch McConnel goes with the ludes...And Fetterman knocks back the Old English 800 40's...A woman found weed in her kids BK Chicken Fries...Rizzo was sad the spicy ones were discontinued...We postulated on fast food items we wish would come back...Big n Tasty...McPizza...A man had a job interview and the interviewer told him he looked like the Tiger King...What would be the celebrity that would have you insulted if someone said you looked like them? A restaurant is charging $110 for a pineapple pizza because they don't want anyone to buy it...There was an elderly driver driving the wrong way on I-26 near Weaverville that didn't make it...A passenger died on a plane on the way to Boston...Diddy's lawyers have seen the freak off videos, and they don't see what all of the stink is about...We believe all of the stink should be about this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!