Our drunk aerobics instructor Marsha pulled her bottle of wine out of hiding this morning and played the mouth harp for us...That brings to Opening Audio...A teacher blew a .40 which maxed out the breathalyzer...ICE is using ice cream trucks to capture illegal aliens in Las Vegas...Problem is that a man who has an ice cream can't get business...Jeff's biggest fear is being tipped over in a port-a-potty...Well a man was sitting on the toilet when the water pressure made it explode...We have celebrity problems...Howie Mandel is a Hollywood hussy and Jelly Roll has made the crossover to arrogant celebrity...A famous women's golfer is not happy with the game at all...She thinks they need to speed it up...We took a peek at some women's golfers...An American Airlines employee was killed in Charlotte by a luggage vehicle...The doomsday clock has been ticked down to 89 seconds...That is the first movement since 2023...We are closer to extinction...The Diddy documentary is getting real sick...What we really want to know is WHAT HAPPENED WITH CARL WINSLOW?!?!...A 600lb woman was denied a ride in a Lyft after the driver said no to her because he didn't think she'd fit in the car and he was worried about his suspension and tires...There was a list of celebrity contract demands...We zeroed in on two...Sally Struthers and Bea Arthur...You won't believe what they were...What is the least licked body part? When we say the calls did not stop, that is a gross understatement...We went for an hour talking about licking body parts...The most accurate groundhog is not actually Punxsutawney Phil...He is only right 50% of the time...The most accurate is Staten Island Chuck, who is right 85% of the time...CVS is trying something new where you can unlock the locked cases on the shelves with their app...Google Maps is changing the name of the Gulf Of Mexico to the Gulf Of America...Candy hearts can be customized for Valentine's Day...Can I stroke your dog? Don't touch my dog...BUT...You can listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!