In this crunchy, witchy episode of Big Witches Go Wild!, we kick things off with a working mic, democracy jeans, and the saga of my chipped tooth, beloved holistic dentist, and a Bronco Sport sidewalk mission through Seattle traffic to make it to the appointment. (I love some good Broncin' around!)

From there we dive into kid chaos (benzo-fueled tiny drunk uncle behavior, forehead stitches, surprise surgeries) and the exhausted joy of ending the day with, “I kept them alive.” BOY MOMS, WE SEE YOU. 

We get witchy with a claircognizant hit that pulled me to Thing Two’s unannounced dance performance, and how we use intuition and pendulums to make real-life decisions—when we’re grounded and hydrated.

Then we go straight for the throat of patriarchal beauty and dress codes: teenage body dysmorphia, our parents’ thinness vows, nylons-over-merit feedback at work, and why we’re done sacrificing our bodies and time to the male gaze. With a little Susan Sontag, a nod to the Morrigan, and our new motto—“fucking make it crunchy every time”—we invite you to be a wrench in the spokes, host your own witch party, and join us as we witch out and burn down what needs burning.

See you witches next week! Xo

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Resources mentioned in this episode: No affiliate fees are being paid, LOL. But we talk about what we love. 

Democracy Absolution Wide-Leg Jeans (kinda like these)

No One is Illegal on Stolen Land (t-shirt) (link coming)

Shout out to Dr. Andrew Lewis / Holistic, Restorative Dentistry in Seattle

Book: Be as Irritable and Quarelsome as Possible

Book: On Women, by Susan Sontag

Book: The Morrigan, Celtic Goddess of Magick and Might, by Courtney Weber