In this episode Patrick's dream job involves remote piloting a satellite into an asteroid, while Tor is channelling her mother and saying things her children won't like.

Maybe the cure for trolling is just to be polite and ask nicely, maybe.

If you knew how many germs live off your phone you'd probably be more comfortable making a Skype call from your toilet seat. And despite all the bacteria festering on the screen Patrick is still determined to sell Tor his old phone so he doesn't have to pay so much for a new one.

We've all heard of white nose, now we'll hear about pink, blue and brown noise.

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