The Far Off Lands are magical, delightful, and bureaucratic. The Foreign Office heads on their first quest to help smooth relationships with their overseas territories. But something's not quite right. Somebody is pulling the strings. Somebody is eating a sandwich.

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Written and produced by:

Joel Cornah

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Perran Bezonian = Aym Phoenix

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Penne Rigante = Steven Poore

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Viktrina Crested Grebe = Joanne Hall

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Agralad = S. Naomi Scott

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Lisa Townsland = Genevieve Sibayan

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Protestor = Hanni Halonen

Shop Keeper = Helmi Halonen

Mr Blyss = Ukri

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