What if we told you the World Cup wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for Donald Trump?

In this wildly entertaining episode of Not Impressed with Josh Rosen, you’ll discover off-the-wall “insider” perspectives on the World Cup from some of sports’ most notorious personalities—real and imagined. From wild claims of masterminding the tournament, to searing doubt about Messi’s greatness, to debates over which “pretender” countries have any chance, this episode delivers biting satire, red-hot takes, and laugh-out-loud moments about the most chaotic sporting event on earth.

Featuring the “analyses” of Trump, Skip Payless, Bad Dog, Stephen A. Goldsmith, and Nick Wrong, you’ll get an irreverent deep dive into why the U.S. may crash out early, why England is always overrated, and which countries truly have what it takes to win it all (and why Patrick Mahomes somehow belongs in the conversation). Whether you love the beautiful game or just love to see sports takes roasted and reimagined, this episode is box office.

Timestamped Overview

00:01 Not Impressed with Josh Rosen kicks off: setting the satirical stage00:17 Trump’s “exclusive” take: claims credit for the World Cup and roasts competitors06:12 Skip Payless goes in: history, U.S. doubts, Brazil’s “girth and tonnage”11:41 Bad Dog’s rant: overwhelmed by chaos, FS1 games, and “expert” overload15:53 Stephen A. Goldsmith: pressure, pride, and US soccer dreams22:05 Nick Wrong’s tiers: Mahomes mythology, pretender nations, and prediction chaos28:24 Outro and subscription reminder