Discover why sometimes the boldest NBA trades and wildest free agency moves aren't always what they seem—and which teams actually cooked this offseason.

In this rapid-fire episode, the crew breaks down blockbuster deals like Jalen Brown for Paul George, the Lakers' dramatic roster overhaul, Kawhi Leonard’s polarizing return to Toronto, and why the Clippers and Spurs may be the stealth winners. Spirited debates, sharp takes, and outrageous character commentary make for a can't-miss NBA off-season roundup.

Timestamped Overview

[00:00] Intro & episode setup

[00:16] "Skip Payless" analyzes the blockbuster Jalen Brown/Paul George trade

[05:55] "Nick Wrong" transitions to Lakers discussion

[06:38] Lakers' revamped roster breakdown

[10:32] "Bad Dog" on Kawhi Leonard’s return to Toronto & Ja Morant to Portland

[13:17] "President Trump" reacts to Celtics signing Mitchell Robinson

[15:37] "Nick Wrong" calls out the Lakers for not re-signing LeBron and highlights the Clippers’ rebuild

[19:28] "Skip Payless" (as Josh Rosen) picks the Spurs as the offseason’s sleeper winner

[21:50] Outro, subscribe & follow reminders

Discover why predicting NBA greatness is tougher than ever and get ready for the spiciest takes on the most unpredictable draft in years.

In this episode of "Not Impressed with Josh Rosen," the crew dives headfirst into the drama of the NBA Draft and the blockbuster trade sending Giannis Antetokounmpo to the Miami Heat.

From President Trump's outrageous takes on why he should have gone #1 overall, to "Bad Dog" and "Stephen A. Goldsmith"'s rants about tough names and tougher trades, and "Nick Wrong"'s relentless campaign for Darius Acuff Jr., this episode delivers blunt opinions and bold humor—while host Josh Rosen tries to keep the madness in check. Was this the worst NBA Draft ever, or did some future superstars just find their homes?

Tune in to find out who was impressed…and who was definitely not.

Timestamped Overview

00:00 Episode intro & show welcome
00:17 Josh Rosen sets up the draft and trade topics
00:48 President Trump shreds the draft and franchises
01:25 Bad Dog jokes about complicated names & NBA nostalgia02:28 NBA Draft picks breakdown and roasting
06:46 Bad Dog mocks the draft and new stars
08:27 "Stephen A. Goldsmith" critiques the Giannis trade to Miami
09:49 Deep dive on Heat roster & potential
12:25 "Stephen A. Goldsmith" weighs in on prospects, draft winners & losers
15:31 Nick Wrong weighs in: Darius Acuff Jr. is the hidden gem
18:32 Josh Rosen & panel close with final words on the draft
20:08 Show outro and how to follow

What if we told you the World Cup wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for Donald Trump?

In this wildly entertaining episode of Not Impressed with Josh Rosen, you’ll discover off-the-wall “insider” perspectives on the World Cup from some of sports’ most notorious personalities—real and imagined. From wild claims of masterminding the tournament, to searing doubt about Messi’s greatness, to debates over which “pretender” countries have any chance, this episode delivers biting satire, red-hot takes, and laugh-out-loud moments about the most chaotic sporting event on earth.

Featuring the “analyses” of Trump, Skip Payless, Bad Dog, Stephen A. Goldsmith, and Nick Wrong, you’ll get an irreverent deep dive into why the U.S. may crash out early, why England is always overrated, and which countries truly have what it takes to win it all (and why Patrick Mahomes somehow belongs in the conversation). Whether you love the beautiful game or just love to see sports takes roasted and reimagined, this episode is box office.

Timestamped Overview

00:01 Not Impressed with Josh Rosen kicks off: setting the satirical stage00:17 Trump’s “exclusive” take: claims credit for the World Cup and roasts competitors06:12 Skip Payless goes in: history, U.S. doubts, Brazil’s “girth and tonnage”11:41 Bad Dog’s rant: overwhelmed by chaos, FS1 games, and “expert” overload15:53 Stephen A. Goldsmith: pressure, pride, and US soccer dreams22:05 Nick Wrong’s tiers: Mahomes mythology, pretender nations, and prediction chaos28:24 Outro and subscription reminder

Welcome to the first-ever episode of "Not Impressed with Josh Rosen"!

Comedian and Impressionist Josh Rosen dives into his podcast journey by recapping the wildest NBA Finals in decades—where the New York Knicks finally end their 53-year championship drought.

Enjoy a hilarious and insightful breakdown as Josh brings to life his impressions of Skip Payless, Bad Dog, Nick Wrong, President Trump, and Stephen A. Goldsmith—each with their own hot takes and over-the-top reactions to the Knicks' victory and Jalen Brunson's legendary performance.

From emotional celebrations to tongue-in-cheek political claims and perspective from long-suffering Knicks fans, this episode is your full-access pass to the chaos, drama, and joy of a historic NBA moment.

Don’t forget to subscribe, like, and follow Josh on TikTok, Instagram, and X @joshimpressions

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 – Intro & Welcome

1:10 – Skip Payless Recap & Knicks Praise

9:40 – Nick Wrong's Take

15:41 – Bad Dog Goes Off

20:39 – Stephen A. Goldsmith's Emotional Soliloquy

27:07 – "President Trump" Takes Credit

28:54 – Josh Rosen’s Final Thoughts

30:55 – Outro & Where to Find Josh

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