Buckle up for Shark Month, Dungeoneers. It's America's 250th birthday and that means it's time for Canadian Jaws ripoffs! Evan's back and Zoe's been eaten because we watched the thoroughly mid Sea Beast (2008).

Tune in and find out why Maya hates being pooped on by birds, Evan was hoping for were-anglerfish, and Ian still hates the aughts with the passion of a thousand fiery suns!