It's MADNESS, March Madness here at the Film Dungeon. Ian and Maya are back with Lovecraft month and kicking open a door to another dimension with 1991's HBO TV movie: Cast A Deadly Spell. Find out what happens when you order your Gremlins on Temu, which movie monster has the sassiest hips, and who in the LAPD has the most punchable face.

Sorry for the late drop, Dungeoneers, but this one was a monster! We've got two straight hours of horror at what Gary Oldman is doing in 2002's hate crime: Tiptoes. We welcome on two new guests, Evan and Zoe, and ask them why they made us watch this. WHY???

Tune in for very little plot! Gary Oldman's spider arms! And Ian's deep-seated white-hot hatred for the aughts!

It's February which means it's Bad Romance month here at the Film Dungeon! We're kicking things off with another truly awful erotic thriller, this time courtesy of Madonna. Tune in to find out whether or not Willem Dafoe is hot enough for this, if there's such a thing as gaydar for kink, and how they somehow got multiple Oscar nominees to debate whether Madonna was too sexy for her shirt (spoilers: she was).

Is it a mood piece? Is it working out generational trauma? Is it British? The answer to at least one of those is yes in the final episode of our 2026 New Year's extravaganza! This week, Maya and Ian crash headlong into 1987's Bloody New Year and sink it. Tune in to find out why everyone wants to sleep with Rick, whether the main characters really deserved to be murdered by carnies, and whether this movie is secretly the conclusion to Lost. See you on The Island, Dungeoneers!

It's the first Film Dungeon of 2026! Our second New Year's movie, but ignore that. The last one was clearly for Christmas. This week, we're starting off with a bang and our first guest, Cara! We discuss the mailed-in Rankin/Bass animated special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year. Tune in to find out why Humpty Dumpty is a judgmental b•tch, whether it's wrong to kill a baby if it's going to lead to your death, and what happens to your Christmas-themed company after you've completely run out of songs.

Merry Christmas, Dungeoneers! Maya and Ian take on the very 80s slasher New Years Evil, where they are shocked to find bad hair, bad acting, and...competent cops?? Come with us and find out why you shouldn't trust preppy people, what happens when you ask white people to mosh, and hear Ian's pretty damn good Evil voice. Because how else do you celebrate Christmas than with a different holiday-themed horror movie?

Welcome to the start of our Holi-slay Spectacular! This week, we tackle the very weird and John Waters-approved Christmas Evil. Is this a performance worthy of Joaquin Phoenix? Is this an anti-Reaganomics masterpiece? Find out with us, Dungeoneers, and don't forget to check your bushes for Santas. Ho ho ho!

Happy Thanksgiving, Dungeoneers! This week, Ian and Maya close out Noirvember with the face-blind (not color-blind) erotic thriller, Color of Night. It's a giallo with Bruce Willis and a very 90's level understanding of transness, therapy, and the LAPD. Come for the sex scenes, stay for the movie's weird belief that Jane March is completely unrecognizable in a wig!

We open Noirvember with a film that deserves to go in the Film Dungeon: The Big Cube (1969). Maya and Ian break down this groovy and weirdly Republican cross between Reefer Madness and Gaslight. Expect: 45 year old teenagers, avant-garde eyeliner, and the creation of two new stars in this week's DungeonMasterpiece Theater.

The Film Dungeon dives headfirst into The Seventh Curse (1986), a Hong Kong rollercoaster of evil puppets, blood curses, and way too many grenades for everyone's good. Maya and Ian try and keep up with the chaos, as Maya's crush on Maggie Cheung is put to the ultimate test. Also featuring Ian's spot-on impersonation of The Wig and a new ad for the Baby Juicer 9000!