Slather on your avocado and mayonnaise beauty glop, close your eyes, and take a meditative trip to Sweet Valley for July's @super_chillers episode on MURDER IN PARADISE (1995) by Francine Pascal! At Paradise Spa, you'll find unlimited salad and gazpacho, hunky troubled runaways, a matronly Cali Cryptkeeper, up to one corpse in the sauna, and absolutely no ice cream. You don't need to dial up INFOMAX to know you shouldn't miss this latest super-thrilling adventure with the Wakefield twins. And if you lose a few freckles in the process of becoming the template of loveliness, always remember: it stings because it's working.

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