Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

It's about dang time for

Super Chillers Season 2!

Join Katie and Jeffrey for belated blathering about FEAR STREET: BROKEN HEARTS by R. L. Stine as @superchillers enters its second season. Pack your coolers for Hot Dog Summer, student bodies!

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New year, new mayhem! Katie & Jeffrey gaze into their crystal ball for January's episode on NIGHTMARE HALL: THE WISH (1993) by Diane Hoh, a missive from the cosmos suffused with Vinnie's pizza, football padding, belt-sagging crash diets, and debilitating cases of marshmallow knees. Heed the mystical musings of The Wizard-- head to your favorite podcast platform and listen to @super_chillers!

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Jingle bells / Dead teens smell / Meat lock the stink away! Up on the housetop, the @super_chillers send you a season's greetings down the chimney in advance of your upcoming holiday commute. For December's episode, Katie and Jeffrey ho-ho-ho about Jo Gibson's SLAY BELLS (1994), a stocking stuffed full of faux animatronic Santas, horse sweat, mayo dip, and Granny's $2 pies. Is it naughty, nice, or a total dish? Stay up all night and keep your ears glued to the cookie plate to find out!

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As predictable as death, taxes, and limp little pieces of spaghetti, the @super_chillers are back for November's episode! Join Katie and Jeffrey for discussion of Richie Tankersley Cusick's HELP WANTED (1993), a novel of creepy smiles, seductive walks, fuzzy library slippers, and the great Hercules Diffenbach Swanson. If this podcast feels a little cold to you, well, that's simply nature's way of preparing you for the grave!

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Is that a pimple on your chin or a blotch of certain death?? For the super-spooky month of October, Katie and Jeffrey join the Clue Crew by reading THE NANCY DREW FILES 41: SOMETHING TO HIDE (1989) by Carolyn Keene! Alongside gaining radiant, glowing skin, the @super_chillers also learn important life lessons like "maybe don't mix arsenic into your soda," "all it takes to fix a computer is a hammer," and "there are pros and cons to the boy you like being a serial poisoner." So, go ahead--stick your hand into our candy bowl and pull out this fun-sized, totally non-toxic audio treat!

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High school debate team rivals murdering each other indiscriminately? ✅ Shockingly gory violence for a 90s teen thriller? ✅ Medium speed snowmobile chases across a frozen lake? ✅ A gratuitous scene depicting a carful of teens driving all the way to another town to attend a Humphrey Bogart film festival? ✅ It must be September’s book, RESOLVED: YOU’RE DEAD (1990), from the Horror High series by Nicholas Adams! Join us for sudden disembowelings, jiggling bowls of party gelatin, lightning hypotheses, big baby grumpuses, and Pee-Wee Herman raincheck strategies.

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Pour yourself a tall stein of raspberry lemonade and lay out a soggy beach towel with the @super_chillers by the cartoon waves under a pea-green summer sky: August's book, PARTY SUMMER (1991), the inaugural Fear Street Super Chiller, is a howling, slurping, ponytail-pulling, downright protoplasmic way to close out the sizzling season. We promise you'll be licking suntan lotion and chanting "PARTY SUMMER" like a mindless automaton quicker than Edward Fear can gulp down a bowl of clam chowder.

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Slather on your avocado and mayonnaise beauty glop, close your eyes, and take a meditative trip to Sweet Valley for July's @super_chillers episode on MURDER IN PARADISE (1995) by Francine Pascal! At Paradise Spa, you'll find unlimited salad and gazpacho, hunky troubled runaways, a matronly Cali Cryptkeeper, up to one corpse in the sauna, and absolutely no ice cream. You don't need to dial up INFOMAX to know you shouldn't miss this latest super-thrilling adventure with the Wakefield twins. And if you lose a few freckles in the process of becoming the template of loveliness, always remember: it stings because it's working.

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Noseride yonder wave into a frog splash and flush out your ear holes, Student Bodies-- it's a new @super_chillers episode for June! Katie and Jeffrey brave the waters and watermelons of THE SURFER (1995) by Linda Cargill. Along the way, they learn to appreciate the soulful eyes and cloven feet of pig dads, the eternal mystery of Bunsen burners, and the utility of breadcrumb pockets. This episode's got muscles and curves in all the right places, so get over your terminal case of sour grapes and listen in, you old grandma! It's the outside of too much!

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What's that very strong, important funniness hanging in the air? Now then! It's the @super_chillers of course, who have returned just in the nick of time to breathe in your face and put you under their wicked spell. For May, Katie and Jeffrey read Imogen Howe's FATAL ATTRACTION (1982), from the Twilight series. No, not our friend Stephenie's Twilight, the other one! The one Where Darkness Begins after a purple clock-faced man chimes. We hope you enjoy the thin gray soup of this one, which in about 70 minutes will snip off your pigtail as a party souvenir, fill your trick 'r' treat sack full of pennies, and put you through all of the initiation rites of The Lint Squad. Don't get mad, Student Bodies; just use blush-- and listen now!

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Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)