Thanks to Mark for getting our noodles moving this morning to kick the show off...A woman got into a fight with her dog over Flamin' Hot Cheetos...Let him have them and learn his lesson...Speaking of Cheetos...They now have Flamin' Hot Cheetos/Dill pickle flavor...There was actually a news story about it...A bus driver has to be the annoying bus driver who has to sing...One is going viral for his awful rendition of Livin' On A Prayer...What job can a man named Gizmo do? A man with that name was arrested for beating a woman with a bag of Goldfish...Listener Derrick nailed it with male stripper...Nummy, Wifey, Living the dream, I did a thing, Babe...Let's deport Rizzo...A Delta plane landing in Toronto burst into flames and turned upside down...Fortunately everyone on the flight survived...The chance of a "city killer" asteroid hitting earth keeps increasing...Get ready for 2032...Fox was unaware of the clothing that Kanye was promoting in his Superbowl ad...He changed the website after it aired...A big debate in Rizzo's house is how did Conway Twitty get his name...Well it's simple...He picked names off of a map of the United States...A listener called and wanted to take his wife and himself to Listener Court...We said no problem...His wife and himself went out for dinner and the waiter offered a cake for a delay on their drink...Do they tip with the cost of the cake or without it...New horrifying video as the show went on of the plane crash in Toronto was released...Amazingly no one lost their life...The average person has 1,598 photos in their phone...How many do you have? A list of the most misspelled words came out...We think they nailed it...If you ever in Ocala, FL just do not go to the gym at 3am...You might get a Travolta/Zuko surprise...The Lego community can be quite vicious and filled with thievery...Does Macy's have $1.5 million worth of jewelry in their cases? A man tried to steal it...He failed and got away...What should not get away is this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!