The month of February has been almost a total wash for me — creatively, personally, professionally, you name it.  I’ve spent so many hours watching the Old Country Buffet Training Video  — analyzing it, looking for easter eggs, finding inconsistencies, etc. that everything else in my life has gone down the fucking toilet.  While the rest of you were enjoying the Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, etc., I was mesmerized by the Old Country Buffet Training Video.  And I still am.  I realize that my friends, family and colleagues are at a breaking point with my behavior, but the sad truth is THEY JUST DON’T GET IT.  Just the other day my significant other told me that I “really needed help” and she couldn’t be more right.  I need help finding a 25th hour of the day in which I can watch the Old Country Buffet Training Video.