You didn't think we'd do it, but folks...... we did. We're back just like Q predicted.

We recap our depressing holidays (yes it's been that long); Boston Herald columnist thinks teenagers who go to bars should be smarter and avoid being sexually assaulted by a creepy celebrity; Mike and Chris attempt to recruit a would-be poet laureate to Antifa with a $200 Lowe's gift card. Special appearances by Randy Newman and Don Imus.

@shelmaneric provided the prose for today's interview. His site is https://ericshelman.blogspot.com/ and boy is it a doozy.