This Awful Podcast

A gift from us to you - a collection of bits, breaks, flubs, with extra helpings of Chris yelling. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

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A short one from 2019, where we read a brilliantly-written opinion piece about the merits of Christopher Columbus, from one of our city's esteemed newspapers, the Boston Herald.

Afterwards, enjoy a voicemail from our good pal Jake, a guy from whom you should never accept any dipping sauce.

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Now that Chris and Mike are out of jail (big misunderstanding) (you should see the other guys) (they’re dead) (just kidding!) (unless?), we’re coming downtown to pod town for a whole new season of the goddamn show for some reason?

That’s right: for absolutely no reason at all, and against the advice of counsel, your favorite pair of naughty minxes are getting wild for the first time in 20 months. Yeah we’re gonna yell at the TV. Yeah there’s gonna be an angry cop. And yeah....there’s even gonna be a Beau.

Lap it up, you hogs!!!!!

Two unreleased clips here - one where Chris recalls his brush with Scientology, and one where we listen to some Flat Earth psycho's crazy song. We finish up with a classic clip..... the one where we get owned. Enjoy.

Hey there everyone - We are very pleased to introduce the extended cut of a favorite of ours! In 2018 we interviewed a Qanon honk named Duncan. Our phonecall with him ran pretty absurdly long so most of it ended up on the cutting room floor, but now we’re proud to present to you the original interview (with some minor edits for our vanity’s sake) PLUS a little over 40 minutes of interview that never made it to air! 

This is one of our favorite episodes, so we hope you enjoy “Dunkin' on Dunkin: The Director’s Cut”. Keep a look out for more unreleased content soon!

Hi. Wow, this 2020 thing has been a real hoot, right gang?

Enjoy this throwback to Thanksgiving 2019 when whiny boomer a very respectable and tough combat veteran named Drew Bennett wrote into the Baltimore Sun to answer the hot topic on everyone's mind, "How do I confront 'OK, Boomer' at Thanksgiving Dinner?"

Then, an all-new-to-you clip featuring Chris explaining why he caught a 30-day ban from Facebook during the primaries.

Stay tuned for more tidbits of unreleased stuff here and there until we resume production on new full episodes. Happy Thanksgiving, and stay home you filthy animals!!!!!!

**Whoops! We lost this episode in between the seats. If some topics are dated, well, you’re dated, how about that!!??!

Hello friends. Be wretched with us as we discuss:

* Metaphysics with a real-life Opus Dei professor* Elon Musk and Grimes's baby which will one day consume us all* That very awkward moment Chris tried to remember the name given to Leonardo DiCaprio's group of friends who were very popular with the ladies back in the 90s* The YouTube ISIS Training Camps for Incels

Do you know John Lennon's classic tune, "So This Is Christmas?" He was singing it about our podcast, baby, 

* Chris gets a concussion (no funeral please) * We interview posting God @muellerdad69 (now @TonyBeast1957) about his death and resurrection post-Starbucks crucifixion* Beau is back, and we're listening to his Christmas EP! also, Taylor Swift please call him back, thx bb

Happy holidays, you filthy animals 

...you kids wanna see a dead body? Well here's the next best thing!

* The View is shit and the world is a fuck, no surprises there* Michael Bloomberg: Not a billionaire....but a billion-CARE* Your incredibly stupid voicemails featuring bad opinions

Remember to be a good sweetie and call (833) SOY-BOYS ttyl hun

Ehhhhhh, atsamattafayou, huh?? In this episode we talk about:

* Thanksgiving and our families (big and small) SPOILER ALERT! MIKE IS ITALIAN!!!!!!!! LOL* Obama reportedly telling close advisors privately that if Bernie Sanders had a strong lead going into the primaries, he would "step up" to stop Sanders from getting the nomination. Very cool. (via The Hill)* Zume Pizza - 'memba them? - supposedly headed for a valuation of 4 BILLION DOLLARS WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK! We take a look at what it might be like to work there via their Glassdoor reviews. (via Vox/Recode)* "How to deal with 'OK Boomer' at Thanksgiving: A Boomer's Guide" via some nerd using an AOL email address in 2019. (via The Baltimore Sun)* Voicemail

Ciao and vaffanculo