You didn't think we'd do it, but folks...... we did. We're back just like Q predicted.

We recap our depressing holidays (yes it's been that long); Boston Herald columnist thinks teenagers who go to bars should be smarter and avoid being sexually assaulted by a creepy celebrity; Mike and Chris attempt to recruit a would-be poet laureate to Antifa with a $200 Lowe's gift card. Special appearances by Randy Newman and Don Imus.

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Chris and Mike are back again and wouldn't you know it, so is our wide-stanced large beautiful son. Chris found out that Beau has an IMDB credit for a student film he did at Northwestern, and it is everything you could ever expect it to be. Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb2lb73GNlQ

Then, we check out some scam of a product that supposedly helps regulate your temperature with nothing more than strapping a small TV to your wrist: Embr Wave.

Finally: Beau-spirations.

We're back and for real this time. Chris and Mike talk about some chud who yells into the void about how wealth inequality is actually good; Zume Pizza tries to convince us all that it's innovative and efficient. 

Featured: an interview with Heidi Beedle, an old friend of the show, who talks about being an Army veteran and why she gets annoyed when people thank her for her service. She also writes for the Colorado Springs Independent, and you can find her work here.

Finally: our wide-stanced boy does it again; 2nd anniversary of the cumburger post!

Chris and Mike inexplicably get the opportunity to speak with Shiva Ayyadurai, the Independent candidate for the Massachusetts Senate, (in)famous for his campaign signs depicting Liz Warren with a Native American headdress; he also claims to have invented e-mail, which our lawyers have wisely advised us to not comment on here. 

Check out his AMA on TheNewRight's subreddit - and this post, which he claimed to have no idea about:

Here's his appearance on Howie Carr where he was asked about his arrest record: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64bFDjRApgs

Also: Chris spars with the Stolen Valor Squad on Twitter and .... it gets weird.

Heyyyyyy we're back and we're talkin' about stuff! 

"Stuff" includes: Chris gets upsetting news from his super; The killing of one of Chris's heroes; Laughing at tributes to Elon Musk - THE THINKER!; Our large beautiful son Beau Davidson launches another mouth turd towards Taylor Swift this time; Chris has breaking news!

1-833-SOY-BOYS - leave us a voicemail, cowards

We're back and just as podcast-y as ever. In this one we talk about some stuff, there are a few musical interludes, then we talk about more stuff and then we're done! Here's what we covered:

* Brett Kavanaugh loves beer and boofing* Kanye has a time on SNL* We listen to voicemails from our adoring public (1-833-SOY-BOYS)* Mike gets mad at a lot of things and Chris laughs at him* The debut of a re-tooled Neil Kinnon bot with advanced AI

Then Mike's head exploded and he died. He's okay now though.

**yelling so the whole restaurant can hear** LOOK THIS EPISODE ROCKED, OKAY!!!!! Chris (@chriscaesar) and Mike (@thisisnotmikeg) watch Beau Davidson be a very, very smart man on The Daily Blast LIVE! as they discuss Nike and the Colin Kaepernick protest which amazingly is still a problem for people after a whole year of diaper-soiling.

This one is a long one, sorry; Chris and Mike talk about the passing of John McCain and try to figure out why he's loved by so many on the left, somehow. Then, we watch a video of a young scrappy reporter by the name of Chris Caesar grilling a not-so-young-or-scrappy John McCain on the 2007 campaign trail. Then, last but not least another BEAU-wned segment talking about Mollie Tibbetts, and we find a brand new hero in our new Lord and Savior Al Jackson.

We also recorded for like, 6 hours, so be grateful that someone cut this down to 2.5.

Chris on C-SPAN: https://www.c-span.org/video/?200881-1/road-white-house

Mike and Chris having a normal one on the pod today. They talk about: a dearly departed relative; Chris hates Jeff Jacoby; Mike and Chris have gas (station) problems; a sitting Senator discusses on CNN how he would AND wouldn't be okay if Trump used the n-word (he did); Video Time! Meet Beau Davidson (video thanks to The Daily Blast LIVE); Mike's experience with an archduke and a post-war dance rock band; Kirk Minihane's unfortunate circumstances; The Boston Globe's possibly disingenuous "Free Press" campaign; Jason Kessler's dad owns him on a livestream.

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