This episode was a full-blown carnival of chaos where reality, nightmares, and chicken tenders all fought for airtime. It kicked off with Viktor Wilt battling his CPAP hose like it was a drunken python, which somehow segued into the very real story of a 12-foot snake biting a poor guy in the groin mid-toilet session—setting the tone that everything in life is horror comedy now. From there, the show careened through a gallery of cursed content: haunted pentagrams under ripped-up carpets, zombie-hand mushrooms, and the single most terrifying relic of all—an early Ronald McDonald that looks like it crawled out of The Conjuring. Then came the social media apocalypse over the Cracker Barrel logo, where humanity collectively decided that fonts are a reason to declare cultural war. Viktor spiraled into an existential crisis about smartphones, reminiscing about digging holes for fun like a feral raccoon child, while callers like Mark and Patrick dropped in to either wax nostalgic about tree forts or casually confess to blasting through construction zones at 80 mph like it was Mario Kart. Things escalated with news of a chicken tender brawl on a cruise ship (proof that the human race deserves extinction), Grok AI leaking people’s private thirst-chats into Google, and Lil Nas X allegedly charging LAPD officers in nothing but tighty-whities (which Viktor furiously insists is NOT naked). Florida Man naturally joined the party by crash-landing a drug drone into someone’s house, while Japan fired a teacher for the unspeakable crime of working a second job. Just when you thought it couldn’t get darker, Peaches rolled in with nightmare fuel about drinking snake blood in Vietnam, fermented sharks, and preserved kittens floating in jars of formaldehyde, effectively assassinating Viktor’s appetite on air. The show closed in peak absurdity with more logo drama, Peaches proudly destroying all sense of culinary joy, and Viktor warning listeners not to trust Google AI—while broadcasting straight from the heart of East Idaho’s own Twilight Zone.