There's a ladybug crawling on my microphone as I type out this episode description, and let me tell you dear listener, the sounds coming from its tiny legs are surely more heartwarming than the things I talk about today. I want to provide an accurate description of what is said this episode, but instead I think I'll leave you the phone number of The National Domestic Violence Hotline, which you should call if you or someone you know is a victim of domestic violence.

NDVN: 1-800-799-7233

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