Pat and Garet drink a bottle of wine and discuss the concept of "DTRs", which supposedly means "Defining the Relationship".

Top Quotes include:

"DTR Conversations. They should be used like a weapon, right Garet?"

"Have you ever given a gal your watch and asked her to be your girlfriend?" --- "No, but I have given my Letterman Jacket" --- "Oh wow. I've never had one of those in my entire life."

"Unfortunately, there's no Dance Dance Revolution System out there that can measure body rolls. And until that day, I won't be playing DDR."