INDULGE ME

Navigating through a career is hard, and continuing to learn new skills can be challenging. In this episode, we're digging into what it takes the re-skill / skill up to continue to stay relevant in the workplace. Quotes include:

"Garet, you know why I bought that bottle? Because it has a hog's ass on it." ----

"I've been challenged in the workplace. I used to work with children, and sometimes I just would wish I had that cattle gun from No Country for Old Men". ----

"Garet: 'Don't ever cut me off. You messed up the qualms intro'... Pat: 'Oh whatever. I'll figure it out later. We'll splice it in or something.'"

Navigating through a career is hard, and continuing to learn new skills can be challenging. In this episode, we're digging into what it takes the re-skill / skill up to continue to stay relevant in the workplace. Quotes include:

"Garet, you know why I bought that bottle? Because it has a hog's ass on it." ----

"I've been challenged in the workplace. I used to work with children, and sometimes I just would wish I had that cattle gun from No Country for Old Men". ----

"Garet: 'Don't ever cut me off. You messed up the qualms intro'... Pat: 'Oh whatever. I'll figure it out later. We'll splice it in or something.'"

In this episode we talk about our experiences of dating around, going on many dates in a small period of time, and more. Quotes include:

Garet explaining "dating around" to small children: "Here's the thing kids. Don't get em mixed up. Imagine if you had multiple tooth fairies, and you called one by the wrong name. Do you think you'll ever get a buck from that tooth fairy ever again? Never. You won't even be able to sleep out of so much fear." ----- 

Pat: "Dating is very very very similar to selling professional services".

With the Coronavirus spreading throughout the world, many companies are choosing to send their employees home, where many of them will begin to telecommute. In this episode, we talk about the pros and cons of the telecommuting lifestyle, as well as a bunch of other related and unrelated nonsense.

Quotes include:

"I believe Congress should sit alphabetically. That way, Mitch McConnell would have to sit next to Nancy Pelosi all the time." ----

"Hey Wuhan, could we maybe not eat bats anymore? How about that?" ----

"Garet, I know you're very comfortable with sexuality."

We're tackling the same topic as just about everyone else this week - the Coronavirus. We hit on airport searches, retail nightmares, and ethics.

Quotes include----

"There are plenty of things you can do where you look back and think you were a fool. Three weeks from now, I could be talking about how I took a shit in an airport the other day. There, I said it.". ----

"I think we should create a tax credit for people who purchase bidets. It's about time America appreciated what those are". ----

"Charmin Ultra executives at this point are probably like 'thanks everyone, but honestly, why toilet paper?"

In this episode, we discuss household trends, roommates situations, and all of the reasons why Garet and I hate living together.

"Living with you makes me want to drink every night." ----

"If I could poll as well as Tulsi Gabbard, I would run for US President". ----

"People don't get good at wrestling by being required to wrestle. They do it optionally, okay? It's a fine line between intramural sports and Anne Frank."

Type 2 Fun represents something that you do that isn't necessarily fun in the moment but is gratifying in retrospect. In this episode, we're joined by our friend Brittany to learn more about it. Quotes include:

"'My friend is from Miami.', "Oh well, Miami has a lot of aesthetic bodies. But not necessarily functional bodies. But yeah, I'm sure your friend is great.'" -----

"You just looked at me like I'm an idiot…"' 'Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.'... 'Oh it's okay. I am one.'" -----

"Nicholas Cage is my f***ing hero" -----

"'I'm usually willing to share a bed with just about anybody'... 'That's what I say when I go into bars on the weekends.'" -----

"Anytime someone cries in the shower, it probably needs to be classified as Type 2 fun".

In this episode we're talking about gossip. We talk about its historical significance and its place in our society today.

"Everybody always wants to add a Venn diagram to their analyses, because they feel as though it adds something. But Garet, you're taking this too far" ----

"Garet, true or false, you get a haircut every 21 days." ----

"I feel like we're off to a weird start on this episode. Should we chug this wine?"

In this episode, we're chatting about 23&Me, Ancestry.com, and other services that offer customers the ability to understand more about their genealogy.

Quotes include:

"I'm not talking about self image, self actualization, or family values. I'm talking about pure sex appeal. Would you rather look like Justin Bieber or Ed Sheeran?"

Megan Bellamy joins us to talk about Nice Guys (and Nice Girls). We dig in deep, comparing each other's experiences, and figuring out where these personas come from and how they work.

Quotes include:

"When I walk into a room, people consistently say things like 'wow, he must be a really nice guy with a well rounded personality..' Just kidding. That's literally never how it goes. They just comment on how tall I am." ----

"I don't know. Maybe there are people out there who would say I'm not a nice guy…" "Uh yeah. And one of them is in this room.".