Listen... This is a long one. James does a lot of research, Bee makes some great points about the American Empire, and we get mad at Criminal Minds a little more than usual. We like to think things have changed in the past 16 years, but... America is still a Capitalist Hellscape. There will be no peaceful resolution. Anyway! We do make some good jokes and Emily is very attractive this episode!! Join us for Lessons Learned.