There's a new season of Evolution in town, and Sheriffs James and Bee are on the case! This week, they're talking about open water, teeth anxiety, scattershot pop culture, and reusing plot points!

It's Criminal Minds Evolution Season 18 Episode 1 - Swimmer's Calculus!

James may not be a Balkan Scholar or a Neurologist, but they know something about doing research. Criminal Minds, however, does not. Join James and Bee as they unpack some revisionist history, cultural insensitivity, and general behavioral foolishness.

It's Criminal Minds Season 5 Episode 8 - Out Foxed!

Today, we're joined by none other than Papa Pasta,,, JOE MANTEGNA! We chat with Joe about the origins of David Rossi, why Rossi ended up thrice divorced, and if he actually knows how to cook like Rossi does.

You can watch Season 18 of Criminal Minds starting on May 8 on Paramount+!

This week, James and Bee talk about Vampires, Freak Flags, and Bush. Sorry it's late! Hopefully, our in-depth analysis of Vampire lore and freaks makes up for it!

Join them as they talk about Season 5 Episode 7 - The Performer!

Gotta take the unfortunate wins where you can get 'em, I guess. Join James and Bee as they talk incredibly specific fetishes, a Saturday morning cartoon of a man, and eyes. Just genuinely so many eyes.

This week, James and Bee discuss Fetal Microchimerism and other horrors of pregnancy. Join them as they navigate the dark dungeon of Doubting Derek and childbirth. It's Season 5 Episode 5 - Cradle to Grave!

Join James and Bee as they talk about Structural Walls, Real Life Contract Work, and Gentrification(?). This Criminal Minds episode was bad! That's why the Wheels Up episode is nearly three hours long!

Join us for Criminal Minds Season 5 Episode 4 - Hopeless

We're not watching the good therapist solve problems show. Join James and Bee as they discuss Jacobean tragedies, Oscar Wilde, and sad, sad clowns.

This week, Bee and James discuss the importance of taking your brain meds and the lingering legacy of the KKK. They also talk a bunch of shit about Hotch's Male Pain.

Join them for Criminal Minds Season 5 Episode 2 - Haunted.

This week, James and Bee talk about Emily's slutty little boob buckle, Foyet's intricate rituals, and Criminal Minds maybe being good? Is Criminal Minds a good show now??

Join them as they talk about Season 5 Episode 1 - Nameless, Faceless