Chapters:

00:00:00 - Session begins

00:03:36 - The Cleanup Crew is eepy

00:07:10 - Davroid is a bad influence

00:10:47 - We say "coordinate" too many times

00:11:57 - Armis does the classic absent father move

00:16:01 - I doubt you'll hear the phrase "secluded gland" in any other podcast

00:19:21 - "I was trying to relax but now I gotta deal with f---ing Frode"

00:23:48 - Willard does not practice what he preaches

00:28:38 - Frode is a literal cannonball

00:37:01 - Armis goes hillbilly handfishing

00:42:12 - Armis unpacks his trauma (the events of the past 5 minutes)

00:45:17 - That's what- never mind...

00:51:12 - Frode says his iconic catchphrase

00:56:00 - I wish Josh was my dealer

01:00:15 - "It was the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals." -Willard

01:03:52 - Frode plays the long game

01:06:41 - The quickest mood swing in TTRPG history

01:08:27 - And so begins the ballad of Jeffery

01:17:49 - Jasper is 100% our disappointed dad

01:23:17 - Willard begrudgingly has a good time

01:27:18 - Frode puts his master negotiating skills to work

01:36:18 - Surely this is not a backstory related plot hook

01:41:14 - Willard just can't escape demi-planes

01:47:41 - Session end and character debrief