00:00:00 - Start

00:00:25 - Introductions

00:01:17 - Gameplay begins

00:05:43 - Talia makes Mark a new man

00:09:56 - "What could possibly go wrong" is our team motto

00:14:37 - All the time, 60% of the time

00:16:37 - "I scan the pregnant wall"

00:20:42 - But what if we didn't

00:24:23 - Mark gets too confident, the GM steps in

00:30:54 - Mark has never felt so alive

00:38:02 - Sometimes, the GM giveth

00:42:22 - Everything is above JAQLINE's pay grade

00:44:45 - And, the GM ... giveth more? That can't be good

00:45:15 - There it is.

00:49:24 - Astro and Ronan are just hanging around]

00:55:16 - Impact

00:58:39 - a desperate ploy

01:04:34 - Wake up, Link

01:07:41 - Picking up the pieces

01:13:56 - JAQI tries to make a move

01:15:36 - Mark makes another interpersonal 180

01:22:02 - Cleo literally talking to hear herself talk

01:26:05 - JAQI has to tell the principal what happened

01:35:54 - Back to the medbay

01:43:16 - Mark finds out everybody knew but him

01:49:53 - Ronan has a talk with the doc

02:03:19 - Astro invites his friends over

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:30 - Introductions

00:01:34 - JAQLINE gives a brief recap, I mean sends a databurst

00:03:49 - Gameplay begins

00:06:59 - Mark takes a closer look

00:11:43 - You want me to dangle WHAT into WHERE?

00:12:14 - Usb-c is HELLA standard

00:16:21 - Last time we did this it was catastrophic but THIS time it'll be different

00:21:10 - Cleo hits us with her catchphrase

00:26:01 - What are we doing here again?

00:27:01 - The gang decides to move on

00:28:43 - Things start heating up

00:29:34 - Cleo tries to um actually and gets um actually'd

00:34:01 - Cleo does a cool

00:36:41 - Cleo with a $5 word

00:37:57 - Ah gross I stepped in some anomaly

00:44:36 - Mark would like a breaky-poo

00:46:56 - Some space-camfire-conversation

00:53:06 - Astro suggests continuing the game

00:55:37 - Josh briefly explains how Cleo's cool new ability works

00:59:27 - Ronan sticks his head in the sand

01:05:41 - Trevor spends a lot of time lawyering up for this skill check

01:08:13 - Tyler is all growed up now and making player intrusions

01:08:26 - Oh no wait he's just taking an action

01:10:44 - Trevor makes a player intrusion fr fr

01:16:26 - We briefly do twitch stuff

01:16:31 - Baby's first "alright hear me out"

01:18:37 - A "non zero" chance of success

01:25:02 - The voice of reason is... the pirate?

01:34:46 - This explains why Mark can't have S'mores

01:36:24 - Ronan and Astro put their heads together to come up with a solution

01:38:36 - Mark finds his spine

01:39:40 - Talia says the words that will go on the next t shirt we sell

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:18 - Introductions

00:01:28 - Astro sends a message to home

00:04:22 - The research team are working late

00:07:42 - Mark and JAQLINE do some investigating of their own

00:10:56 - That iconic catchphrase

00:20:42 - Ronan's most significant memory from his last misadventures

00:31:46 - Mark asks a dangerous question

00:34:01 - The drop squad gets back together

00:40:05 - Dragomir Hunt's Helpful Hints :TM:

00:43:41 - The gang shares their wardrobe a bit

00:44:40 - Remember that he said this, listener

00:48:37 - I'm going to get a spritz bottle for Cleo

00:55:26 - Good advice is disregarded

00:59:42 - Mark tidies up around the place

01:08:34 - JAQI begins a promising career as a stormchaser

01:10:45 - Ronan has a plan

01:15:04 - The drop squad rolls out

01:18:29 - Consent is important, kids

01:18:39 - r/brandnewsentence

01:19:13 - mfw I roll badly

01:19:42 - Ronan does some space gardening

01:22:20 - Ronan speaks "SpaceTok" into existence

01:22:29 - A high speed data chase

01:25:29 - Mike the player is getting suspicious

01:26:16 - What's next fam

01:28:00 - We see things through a different lens

01:34:15 - Cleo undoes all the hard work we did creating Victor Meridia's NPC Character Quirk

01:38:00 - Ronan is having a hot chef summer

01:45:44 - Social bubbling for science

01:52:58 - Mark learns about how hard work gets you somewhere

01:54:16 - Out of the gravitational frying pan...

01:55:14 - We all hope desperately that Cleo isn't trying to tell us something about herself

01:55:53 - Dark side of the... rock

01:57:04 - Surely this is not foreshadowing

In this episode, Ronan has an idea, JAQLINE learns to speak dial-up, and Mark spends approximately 7 minutes trying to negotiate the difficulty of a single roll

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:16 - Introductions

00:02:21 - JAQLINE's log, entry number 1 (it's a recap of the last two episodes)

00:04:46 - She's in your clouds taking screenshots. No not like that

00:08:16 - The worlds most useful phone call

00:10:08 - Josh sounds like he's being passive aggressive but actually he just doesn't know the answer so he's literally letting the players make this call

00:11:29 - Just add space tumbleweed

00:12:21 - Ronan goes to Texas

00:13:25 - Leaves from the vine

00:14:47 - Ronan sails the 7... stones?

00:15:43 - Ronan is ascawed of da dawk

00:17:23 - Tyler tries to pull victory from the jaws of defeat

00:20:38 - Tyler realizes he has free will, even here

00:20:50 - Ronan makes a find!

00:24:24 - Astro to the rescue?

00:27:55 - Mike is now responsible for whatever happens next. Good.

00:28:43 - Tyler says the words I say before everything I ever do ever

00:30:33 - Ronan goes spelunking

00:32:45 - Josh says something actually scientifically accurate

00:32:59 - Ronan's in the well?

00:35:23 - Back to the start where we began

00:37:22 - Mark has an honest talk with the Inquiry

00:38:30 - Mike pitches a meme and it still has a better plot than twilight

00:39:16 - Cleo speaks dial-up now

00:40:06 - "Plant Tissue"

00:44:17 - A cave dwelling discovery??

00:45:00 - Astro uses a cypher!!

00:45:14 - What's harder to lift - one pallet-sized Ronan or 100 Ronan-sized pallets?

00:47:30 - Tyler has a dope idea

00:52:04 - "Easy"

00:52:24 - Mark straps in

00:56:28 - Dropship? More like jump ship amirite

00:57:21 - "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"

00:57:56 - ...one giant leap for chef kind

00:58:56 - BAM thumbnail

00:59:31 - Cleo is given all the information she needs to understand the situation, and rejects it

01:04:15 - Ronan gives out some samples

01:04:40 - Nevermind

01:05:06 - Oh no wait yeah he is

01:06:24 - JAQI faces her judge

01:20:05 - JAQI finds a plot detail? Or a red herring? YOU DECIDE

01:23:50 - Mark faces JAQI's judge

01:24:59 - Dean has no time for games

01:25:23 - Ronan makes some house calls

01:32:34 - JAQLINE interrogation round 2

01:41:31 - Mike has too much confidence. We take care of that.

01:47:06 - JAQLINE hits the anime inner monologue

01:51:13 - False... stop?

01:51:53 - Benevloent Astro strikes

01:55:42 - Idk why but everybody whispers for a bit

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:10 - Introductions

00:01:09 - The session really "takes off"

00:06:58 - The ride gets a little bumpier

00:08:25 - Cleo did this to Cleo

00:14:04 - We're not in space kansas anymore

00:17:18 - Science requires debate

00:18:16 - Mark thinks Talia is too good to be true

00:20:21 - One small step for chef-kind

00:22:42 - Cleo names the episode

00:24:25 - 3 Guys & A Dropship

00:27:25 - Mark turns this metal box into a home

00:28:34 - Never split the...

00:30:19 - JAQLINE installed a potato

00:30:34 - Ronan Voss heads South

00:33:34 - The Grasslings is the name of my new blues band

00:40:10 - Astro goes north

00:44:13 - "What's the worst thing that could happen" she asks

00:45:17 - Follow the Rock

00:46:46 - JAQLINE hits us with the "This is just like the [insert historical atrocity here]"

00:48:04 - JAQLINE becomes KAREN and whips out her phone

00:51:52 - Ronan is on the move

00:54:49 - Space Pirates are basically the same as other pirates

00:56:41 - Mark is now a switchboard operator

00:59:27 - Talia keeps forgetting to go do her job

00:59:49 - Cleo tries to use actual science knowledge in our science story

01:03:19 - Get the band back together

01:04:53 - Little Rock Big Base is the name of my new hallmark movie

01:06:57 - JAQLINE presents the secondary conflict of the episode the way children's shows do for the kids watching so they know the story

01:09:39 - Astro does more science

01:13:11 - "Research"

01:17:09 - Gotta make a map

01:18:27 - "I'll give it a little tinker"

01:20:09 - Yo this gm is so intrusive tho

01:21:15 - Me when I roll a 2

01:22:21 - JAQLINE notices a thing

01:25:00 - *sigh* there's always one

01:28:00 - Astro is still back at the base

01:31:22 - Zoom and enhance

00:00:00 - start

00:00:19 - Introductions

00:01:32 - We set the scene

00:01:55 - Josh unironically uses the word "pronto"

00:05:39 - Mike can't handle the music

00:06:39 - "I'm fully covered in milk"

00:07:19 - Sometimes the memories hurt the most

00:08:42 - Ronan does not appropriately read the room

00:10:40 - Ronan visits the fabricationist

00:11:59 - Ronan is doing a lot of walking today

00:14:19 - Astro sends ronan back to the kichen

00:15:23 - Mark is de-milk-ified

00:20:21 - JAQLINE gets some sensor practice

00:22:46 - Something's not right with this data

00:32:19 - So much to do, so little time

00:32:57 - Why is Dean so spooky?

00:33:58 - Mark tries to self deprecate and GM doesn't think he did it hard enough so he makes him do it again

00:34:48 - The most surprising surprise of Mark Putty's life

00:36:17 - JAQLINE v0.9 starts collaborating with Adelaide

00:38:31 - JAQLINE is the articulate one for once

00:38:54 - A terrible tragedy bursts through the fourth wall momentarily

00:39:15 - JAQLINE gets to flex

00:43:57 - The plot walks out the door... and Mark Putty stays behind

00:45:15 - Ronan gets booped

00:47:26 - The crew wouldn't be complete without 'er

00:47:59 - The plot is conveniently packaged in a prefabricated steel structure

00:50:52 - Astro Adon checks on the dress code

00:51:03 - Mark finds new and exciting reasons to be afraid

00:52:21 - JAQLINE reminds everyone her descriptor is naive

00:52:43 - My man said "edible purposes"

00:57:11 - A bumpy approach

01:01:00 - The GM lore drops the megacorp that Tyler created to Tyler who has forgotten how it worked

01:02:09 - Tyler says words he will probably have to eat later

01:02:38 - Astro tactfully exits the scene

01:03:01 - Ronan is the soccer mom of the Spirit of Inquiry

01:04:41 - Astro goes to meet with his favorite person on the whole ship

01:07:05 - Sam Nova approaches fabrication the way the US approaches money

01:07:27 - IT'S TOO MANY IONS

01:09:31 - Ronan talks to the doc

01:13:19 - Ronan goes to see JB

01:17:25 - a classic "hold this for me?" prank

01:19:41 - Mark has an original idea about going somewhere new

01:20:51 - Cleo forgets we're like millenia into the future

01:22:05 - This is a strong candidate for a "real scientist reacts" video

01:25:58 - Astro crashes out 01:27:06 - "ability to operate ship" is a hot commodity.

01:27:10 - Ronan expertly de-escalates Astro's crash out (/s)

01:28:57 - Astro is crashing out so hard his voice is replaced with Trevor's

01:32:35 - We get closer to the plot! 01:34:08 - Slow motion suit up montage

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:23 - Introductions

00:01:28 - This one starts off a mess

00:01:36 - Trevor creates a new rule at the gaming table - no more snacks.

00:02:03 - Start... again

00:02:16 - This genuinely could not have gone any worse

00:03:52 - Gameplay begins. again

00:04:15 - Brief recap

00:04:51 - The ships least social member does a bunch of social coordinating

00:08:00 - Mark takes a long walk

00:08:45 - JAQLINE shares some advice

00:10:03 - ITS A CLOSED NETWORK ITS TOTALLY SECURE

00:11:04 - A new challenger approaches

00:11:50 - A game within the game

00:12:22 - Ronan boots up the holodeck

00:14:52 - The character selection screen

00:16:31 - A brief overview of how the minigame will work

00:18:36 - JAQLINE places a bet

00:21:56 - Mark gets mad

00:22:22 - "Ronan, start the match"

00:23:04 - Round 1

00:32:09 - Round 2

00:54:19 - Round 3

01:08:49 - Round 4

01:18:45 - Round 5

01:23:04 - The aftermath

01:35:05 - Ronan makes a deal with the devil

01:35:35 - All four players fall in love with the fake space lady

01:36:02 - The devil makes a deal with... Ronan?

01:36:53 - Ronan complicates the deal

01:38:08 - Ronan makes what might be a bad decision

01:39:14 - Astro asks what we're all thinking

01:43:40 - Downtime activity and suspicious incidents for the other players

00:00:00 - Start

00:01:39 - Trevor does a recap of C3 E4

00:02:03 - Cleo immediately hijacks the recap

00:04:10 - The gang roasts Josh

00:04:21 - Cleo roasts trevor

00:04:27 - Josh claps back with a compliment

00:04:46 - Cleo admits that she's been operating her own tiny jurassic park as a side hustle

00:06:49 - Gameplay begins with Mark and JAQLINE on the dropship

00:11:10 - JAQLINE gets completely sidetracked making Josh make up how the power grid of the ship works

00:11:36 - Cleo loves the engines. Spaceships are cleos new trains

00:12:09 - Mike meddles

00:13:10 - TREVOR ARM

00:13:12 - Cleo learns how her abilities work

00:15:41 - JAQLINE does some scanning

00:15:57 - JAQLINE nopes out of a trust fall

00:16:29 - Josh valiantly attempts to encourage the players to roleplay

00:17:08 - Josh awakens Cleo's inner XP Goblin

00:18:08 - "Anomaly detected"

00:18:33 - It is revealed that despite creating the NPCs and assigning their voices, Josh can't do Adelaide's voice to save his life

00:19:35 - ANOTHA ONE

00:19:58 - Mark gets high on colors

00:20:53 - Josh accidentally delivers one of the most existentially deep lines he's ever said

00:22:01 - I also ding when I learn something

00:22:37 - JAQLINE summarizes the moral lesson of episode 4

00:22:57 - Helmswoman peters disagrees about the moral lesson of episode 4

00:27:47 - Mark is straight up in your matrix peepin yo data

00:29:48 - Mike puts Cleo in her place

00:30:04 - One of the rolls Mike has ever made

00:30:22 - Mark Putty goes home

00:32:18 - Ronan gets goin

00:34:04 - Cleo jynxes the rest of the session

00:35:38 - Ronan has no g's but he's used to it.

00:36:54 - Ronan's biggest enemy is himself

00:38:47 - Ronan is ready to do the thing

00:41:51 - Ronan attempts to do the thing

00:44:45 - Ronan has a lot on his plate

00:50:18 - A shocking gm intrusion

00:51:15 - Not again. Not like this

00:51:45 - Ronan leaps into action

00:54:24 - Ronana faces a tough decision

00:57:34 - Ronan professes his love for Kiya. Or maybe Tyler does.

00:59:58 - A short 30-minute time skip to an uncomfortable meeting

01:02:08 - The principal's office. You see it.

01:03:48 - When even the gm has a hard time keeping a straight face in court

01:04:11 - Okay but he has a point

01:04:57 - The targeting computer reacts

01:06:12 - Ronan is all green flags today

01:06:42 - Cleo says the quiet part out loud

01:08:24 - Checking back in with the dropship crew

01:11:20 - Mark comes to a conclusion

01:13:04 - A plan is methodically discussed for many moons

01:20:24 - Mark tinkers

01:21:37 - The line between Mark and Mike gets temporarily blurry

01:22:16 - Everyone knows if you add the words "slowly and safely" to any plan it will be both slow and safe

01:23:15 - Adelaide says the quiet part quietly

01:23:47 - That one scene from avengers with the hulk

01:23:56 - lol I made the same joke at the table that I just made writing the chapter titles

01:24:16 - When you accidentally mention your problem with your brother in front of mom

01:28:17 - Ronan deals with his feelings the way all men have dealt with their feelings since the dawn of gunpowder

01:35:00 - A parting of the ways

01:36:23 - When the doc doesn't just give you what you want

01:43:53 - Astro has a heart to heart with the only trustworthy confidant on the ship

01:45:13 - JAQLINE and Mark talk about the moral of today's episode

01:50:53 - Mark stumps JAQLINE

01:52:36 - GM's dog Lupin is a space tumbleweed

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00:00:00 - Start

00:01:33 - When last we met

00:03:22 - Mark Palace's Mind Putty. No wait.

00:06:57 - An unexpected visitor in the night

00:12:24 - The deepest conversation

00:18:39 - First kill of the season!

00:22:57 - Astro talks materials with Sam Nova

00:26:37 - GM Definitely doesn't accidentally do Astro's voice

00:28:28 - Mark gets an important call

00:30:59 - Ronan opens the kitchens

00:38:08 - Astro looks out for his fellow crewmate

00:44:22 - Mark has a choice to make

00:48:36 - POV: Ronan

00:50:02 - Ronan tattles on his commanding officer to his buddy

00:52:36 - Tyler attempts to roleplay and is foiled by the technology

00:53:21 - Ronan plays charades

00:54:27 - It's a regular old dropshipping party

00:57:57 - Mark asks Ronan for advice...

00:58:35 - ...and gets exactly what he should have expected

01:01:42 - One of the sentences MIke has ever said

01:04:21 - Astro gets some space

01:09:48 - Astute observers will note that the GM just completely replaced Kyle Smith with Zara Lo with no explanation

01:10:56 - Cleo lawyers on behalf of Trevor

01:11:02 - Cleo is an illiterate lawyer

01:14:03 - Mark and JAQI's big adventure

01:21:12 - 72% of statistics on the internet were made up on the spot... by Cleo

01:21:48 - Mike the player gets lost in the view

01:22:14 - JAQLINE does her best to give helpful encouragement

01:28:28 - Cleo is the beginning of every xbox game where they find an in-game reason to make you choose whether to invert the right stick

01:28:32 - Nevermind she's still just illiterate

01:33:31 - JAQLINE learns an important lesson

01:33:50 - Astro does a work

01:34:46 - Everybody always asks what is speed...

01:39:56 - Trevor takes us all on an emotional rollercoaster

01:44:55 - Tyler uses a stegosaurus

Chapters:

00:00:00 - Start

00:00:10 - Introductions

00:01:13 - Picking up where we left off

00:04:34 - Astro shows some support for the ship

00:07:54 - The most descriptive description of an IT problem ever given

00:08:38 - The most tried and true IT approach

00:09:31 - Tyler recaps session 1

00:10:18 - Tyler recaps session 2

00:13:18 - An awkward elevator ride

00:15:04 - When your boss gets on the elevator

00:18:25 - A frank talk with the crew

00:24:04 - Cleo decides what happens next

00:25:18 - Astro tries to turn on the heat

00:27:14 - Astro is so relieved rn

00:29:48 - Ronan does a medical

00:32:36 - Tyler struggles to take the scotts seriously

00:35:33 - Ronan has problems with security

00:39:43 - Mark goes cortex shopping

00:44:52 - Josh explains a cypher thing

00:45:30 - Mark putty puts up a wall

00:48:35 - Nice to meet you. Again.

00:58:20 - Cleo makes a SUPER sus noise

00:58:32 - Mark takes JAQLINE to meet the captain

01:00:59 - Mark is caught between dad and other dad

01:02:46 - Ronan arrives on the scene

01:05:32 - Tyler's finest moment

01:09:05 - Mark gets a quiet moment to discuss his fears with the captain

01:10:17 - we take a second to be twitch streamers

01:10:30 - back at it

01:16:31 - Mark misses the mark with Astro

01:17:37 - The party you just can't leave

01:18:08 - Mark sets important boundaries

01:20:53 - Mark begins to fray

01:21:06 - Mark snaps

01:21:52 - Things get messy in the mess hall

01:25:33 - Never mess with the code of the naval

01:28:01 - Cleo's finest worldbuilding yet

01:28:47 - The rumor come out

01:30:52 - Astro and Mark have the worlds most momentary moment

01:33:33 - Irradiated ghost peppers

01:38:27 - Astro and Mark share a coffee

01:42:42 - We're still working on trevor's mic awareness

01:42:59 - Mark the therapist

01:43:23 - Oh no wait Astro is the therapist

01:44:28 - Literally the last person we'd expect to enter the scene

01:45:48 - Astro suits up

01:50:51 - A heartfelt apology?

01:52:06 - JAQLINE asks for what now?

01:53:49 - Cleo admits she's just farming Mike tears