Lhurgoyfs are a tribe totally unique to Magic, and they have a long and winding history. We’ll begin our journey in the depths of Magic’s Ice Age, and then take you on a weird Odyssey with a cycle of surprisingly competitive bad cards. Then of course we have Tarmo-daddy himself, and his rash of offspring right up through the present day. 

• See all the cards we reviewed today: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28t%3Agoyf+or+o%3Agoyf%29+%28-is%3Afunny+OR+is%3Afunny%29+-t%3Atoken+prefer%3Aoldest&order=released&dir=asc
• */* creatures in Magic, in printed order: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fpower.*equal+to%2F%29+OR+%28o%3A%2Ftoughness.*equal+to%2F%29+prefer%3Aoldest&unique=cards&as=grid&order=released&dir=asc 
• Lhurgoyf competitive history: https://mtgtop8.com/search?MD_check=1&SB_check=1&compet_check[P]=1&compet_check[M]=1&compet_check[C]=1&cards=lhurgoyf 
• Cards that count things in graveyards:
• 1 for enchantments: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fequal.*enchantment.*graveyard%2F+OR+o%3A%2Fwhere+X.*enchantment.*graveyard%2F%29+-is%3Adigital 
• 1 for planeswalkers: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fequal.*planeswalker.*graveyard%2F+OR+o%3A%2Fwhere+X.*planeswalker.*graveyard%2F%29+-is%3Adigital 
• ~7 for artifacts: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fequal.*artifact.*graveyard%2F+OR+o%3A%2Fwhere+X.*artifact.*graveyard%2F%29+-is%3Adigital 
• ~11 for lands: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fequal.*land.*graveyard%2F+OR+o%3A%2Fwhere+X.*land.*graveyard%2F%29+-is%3Adigital 
• ~25 for sorceries: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fequal.*sorcery.*graveyard%2F+OR+o%3A%2Fwhere+X.*sorcery.*graveyard%2F%29+-is%3Adigital 
• ~25 for instants: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fequal.*instant.*graveyard%2F+OR+o%3A%2Fwhere+X.*instant.*graveyard%2F%29+-is%3Adigital 
• ~60 for creatures: https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28o%3A%2Fequal.*creature.*graveyard%2F+OR+o%3A%2Fwhere+X.*creature.*graveyard%2F%29+-is%3Adigital 
• Red cards that care about sorceries (but not instants): https://scryfall.com/search?q=o%3Asorcery+-o%3Ainstant+-o%3A%2Factivate.*only+as+a+sorcery%2F+c%3Dr+prefer%3Aoldest&unique=cards&as=grid&order=released&dir=asc 
• Terravore Premodern list by Brad Stone: https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=51959&d=585598&f=PREM 
• LSV’s Detritivore list: https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=40&d=102202&f=BL 
• Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son 
• Cubemap for Tarmogoyf: https://luckypaper.co/resources/cube-map/?card=tarmogoyf

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Timestamps for each card:

• Lhurgoyf - 02:00
• Cantivore - 14:50
• Cognivore - 23:48
• Mortivore - 34:46
• Magnivore - 42:22
• Terravore - 52:47
• Detritivore - 1:00:21
• Tarmogoyf - 1:10:42
• Chimney Goyf - 1:22:30
• Necrogoyf - 1:26:06
• Altar of the Goyf - 1:32:13
• Urborg Lhurgoyf - 1:40:14
• Nethergoyf - 1:46:17
• Barrowgoyf - 1:51:58
• Disa the Restless - 1:57:35
• Polygoyf - 2:03:18
• Pyrogoyf - 2:07:59
• Tarmogoyf Nest - 2:12:03

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Music by Ikson, iksonmusic.com

• Intro - To You, by Ikson
• Outro - Summer, by Ikson
• 1:50 - Destination, by Ikson
• 2:16:29 - Again, by Ikson