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[TRANSCRIPT]

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Breaker, breaker, this is Whiskey driving up and down the Mississippi, currently in...

[click, static] [beeps]

[click]

Uh, Rosedale? [click, static] [beeps]

[click]

Wait, no, that’s the Mississippi side. [click, static]

[beeps]

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I’m in Arkansas. I think. I’ve never been to Arkansas before. I wonder if I’ll get to all forty eight contiguous states on this little trip of mine. I don’t see why I couldn’t.

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Hell, I could even drive all the way up to Alaska if I wanted! Maybe there are people in Canada.

[click, static] [beeps] [click]

Goddammit, do I have to switch channels again? I told you, I’m done. I haven’t decoded whatever message it is you’re sending, so you might as well just stop.

I’m not interested in what you have to say. [click, static, click]

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