Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Grace, if you get this, I just want you to know that I'll get you out.

I only see you in my dreams now...

Season 3: Part 1 of Woodbine arrives October 16th, 2026.

Woodbine is an original podcast 

Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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Hello hello.

I hope this finds you well. This is a quick update from the team at Woodbine that we'll be delivering the next season in a bit of a different way, splitting it into a fall and spring section, with some fun extras in between. Don't worry, you'll be hearing from us soon. We're looking forward to it.

Thank you for listening, and we wish you a wonderful evening.

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Hello listeners, it's Alex. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 3, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out Harvey In Hell, a new show from Christopher Scott McClure, creator of the award-winning fiction podcast The Milkman of St. Gaff's — a supernatural mystery show about childhood, memory, and the things we're willing to believe to survive.

 The series follows John Harvey Coots, an FBI profiler who might have chosen the wrong line of work, as he arrives in the desert town of Sunnyside, Nevada, searching for missing children along with confronting the ghosts of his own childhood. As anyone who’s been to Nevada knows, he finds a hellish lake of fire, a Christmas-themed casino, and a town built on secrets. And a few Southern Ontario references for good measure.  

Supported by the Canada Council for the Arts, Season 2 premieres this summer.

If you want to get a taste for the show, keep listening to the episode included here. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon.  

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This goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to feel the warmth of another...

CW: drug use

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

and J Strautman as Hollis

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

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Everyone is trapped by something. Maybe you're in a house you can't leave, maybe you're in a meeting that never seems to end, and maybe you're stuck in a situation where any good outcome is slipping away, every opportunity to make change is disappearing. For Bea and Grace, their chances of escape are slimming quickly. But it's not just them who are in trouble...

So maybe you are trapped in a room, or in an untenable position, or a job you can't leave, or between a ravenous crowd and a broken window. Maybe there is a way out, just not the one you wanted. You can't walk away, you can only escape. You can run.

For everyone, the walls are closing in, whether they realize it or not.

CW: violence, mental torture, death

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Justin Thomas James as Bill

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

Rach Shelkey as the Board Member

and Phil Wright as the Security Guard

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

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Things are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against someone, exhausted and needing that weight against you as comfort? To lose something intangible, something you didn't know was so integral to your very ability to stand on your own? To pull away the thing holding an entire place up, just to watch it crumble? Bea, Grace, Hollis, and Lennox are now faced with what it means to collapse. What waits for them on the other side?

CW: violence (described and experienced), blood, death, gore (described), torture, abuse

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and Kat Letwin as Vivian

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Grace has made a deal that she and Bea can't back out of: A return to Emiel under Lennox's endlessly watching eye. Everything is getting too close, everything is starting to strain, and Grace is now returning to the world she thought she had escaped from. Bea is experiencing some real flighty coworkers. And Rhys? Well, he's out there listening to the siren call of the night, the sound of smooth jazz leading him onward onto the rain-slick streets, and taking the chance to make his own fun while left to his own devices...

CW: death, violence

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

Bridget Cann as The Spider Woman

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Chris Berube as the Ex-Husband

and Cody Crain as Grace's Victim

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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... To die, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,

For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,

What dreams will come, what dreams will I be found within,

What dreams may become real, for the dreams... wait,

What dream is this? What dream do I find myself within?

To sleep, perchance to wake, perchance to dream, to dream, to dream

To dream and to dream again, only to wake,

Once more, as always, in the dark.

CONTENT WARNING: physical abuse, verbal abuse, body horror, blood, gore, death (implied)

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and Bridget Cann as Grace's Ex

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The only way to keep a secret is to tell no one. The second you tell another person, it's out and it has a life of its own. Grace's secret is carried in Bea, but the shadow it casts is spreading. Lennox knows this and he'll use it to his advantage, she knows that. But he's not the only one who knows, and the shadow grows longer and longer and touches more and more. Oh, and just a reminder that the AGM is coming up, so hope to see you there! You will have to be there. You wouldn't want people talking now, would you?

CONTENT WARNING: N/A

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Vanya Drakul as Bob Dracula

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Adil Lakhani as The Maestro

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and B Marsollier as the Hacker

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes and you'll understand them better," that's an approximation of the saying, right? Well, what about their socks? And their pants? And their shirt? And their skin? The feeling of their muscles and bones moving in concert, a feeling you understand but is still completely and utterly foreign to you, because they are not yours. What then?

Bea and Lennox experience a bit of a shift in their perceptions of the other person, but not in a way you'd expect. And now it's Grace and Rhys's problem. Or, wait, which one are you again? ... Hoo boy.

CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied)

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

and Danica Bansie as Ginger

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠woodbinepod.com

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