Everyone is trapped by something. Maybe you're in a house you can't leave, maybe you're in a meeting that never seems to end, and maybe you're stuck in a situation where any good outcome is slipping away, every opportunity to make change is disappearing. For Bea and Grace, their chances of escape are slimming quickly. But it's not just them who are in trouble...

So maybe you are trapped in a room, or in an untenable position, or a job you can't leave, or between a ravenous crowd and a broken window. Maybe there is a way out, just not the one you wanted. You can't walk away, you can only escape. You can run.

For everyone, the walls are closing in, whether they realize it or not.

CW: violence, mental torture, death

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Justin Thomas James as Bill

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

Rach Shelkey as the Board Member

and Phil Wright as the Security Guard

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Things are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against someone, exhausted and needing that weight against you as comfort? To lose something intangible, something you didn't know was so integral to your very ability to stand on your own? To pull away the thing holding an entire place up, just to watch it crumble? Bea, Grace, Hollis, and Lennox are now faced with what it means to collapse. What waits for them on the other side?

CW: violence (described and experienced), blood, death, gore (described), torture, abuse

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and Kat Letwin as Vivian

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Grace has made a deal that she and Bea can't back out of: A return to Emiel under Lennox's endlessly watching eye. Everything is getting too close, everything is starting to strain, and Grace is now returning to the world she thought she had escaped from. Bea is experiencing some real flighty coworkers. And Rhys? Well, he's out there listening to the siren call of the night, the sound of smooth jazz leading him onward onto the rain-slick streets, and taking the chance to make his own fun while left to his own devices...

CW: death, violence

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

Bridget Cann as The Spider Woman

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Chris Berube as the Ex-Husband

and Cody Crain as Grace's Victim

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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... To die, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,

For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,

What dreams will come, what dreams will I be found within,

What dreams may become real, for the dreams... wait,

What dream is this? What dream do I find myself within?

To sleep, perchance to wake, perchance to dream, to dream, to dream

To dream and to dream again, only to wake,

Once more, as always, in the dark.

CONTENT WARNING: physical abuse, verbal abuse, body horror, blood, gore, death (implied)

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and Bridget Cann as Grace's Ex

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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The only way to keep a secret is to tell no one. The second you tell another person, it's out and it has a life of its own. Grace's secret is carried in Bea, but the shadow it casts is spreading. Lennox knows this and he'll use it to his advantage, she knows that. But he's not the only one who knows, and the shadow grows longer and longer and touches more and more. Oh, and just a reminder that the AGM is coming up, so hope to see you there! You will have to be there. You wouldn't want people talking now, would you?

CONTENT WARNING: N/A

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Vanya Drakul as Bob Dracula

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Adil Lakhani as The Maestro

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and B Marsollier as the Hacker

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes and you'll understand them better," that's an approximation of the saying, right? Well, what about their socks? And their pants? And their shirt? And their skin? The feeling of their muscles and bones moving in concert, a feeling you understand but is still completely and utterly foreign to you, because they are not yours. What then?

Bea and Lennox experience a bit of a shift in their perceptions of the other person, but not in a way you'd expect. And now it's Grace and Rhys's problem. Or, wait, which one are you again? ... Hoo boy.

CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied)

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

and Danica Bansie as Ginger

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠woodbinepod.com

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A quick shout out to The Wrong Station, who are celebrating 10 years of their show with spooky stories coming out every day this October - 31 stories for 31 days. You can check them out at www.wrongstation.com or listen anywhere you get your podcasts.

May you have a good day, and we'll see you next Wednesday.

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There's something in the distance, just out of sight. There's something whispering to you in the darkness, but you can't make the words out. There's something coming, but you can't seem to make out what it is. The storm is growing and growing and growing, thunder in the distance, a lightning flash on the edge of your vision.

You feel something stirring. What do you do next?

CONTENT WARNING: N/A

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Adil Lakhani as The Maestro

Dain Miller as The Book

Shaun Oldfield as The Ghoul

and featuring the voices of Cat Nakaza, Keith Ohman, and Kyle Anderson

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠

Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠woodbinepod.com

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When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Do you know who's looking back? A client comes looking for help with a presence in their life that's causing problem after problem. Another client is looking for closure on a chapter of their life that they want to be done. But closure isn't easy, or wanted, or guaranteed. Sometimes you're left picking up the pieces of the mirror, unsure of your own reflection. Is the person that you see the person you want to be?

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Motzie Dapul as Eleanor

and Alexa Morgan as Natalia

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠

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A client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait, what is Hollis doing? ... hmm.

CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied)

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Niall Spain as Friedrich

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and Harleen Bhogal as the ROM employee

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠

Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠woodbinepod.com

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