Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Episode art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher.

A slight diversion for you all, if you would be amenable to that.

This is a playthrough of the upcoming self-described sad vampire game To Feel Your Warmth, a TTRPG by Elliot Davis: A conversation about love in the hours before sunrise. A tragic storytelling card game about two people in love, one of whom has been cursed with vampirism.

This bonus episode is a run of the game featuring our own J Strautman (Hollis) and Kat Letwin (Wilhelmina). It is beautifully intense and, if you are in the mood for some deeply vampiric feelings, I'd recommend you give it a listen.

To back the game (and for Woodbine fans, Alex and J will also be writing on the game), please go to sadvampiregame.com, and if you'd like to see more of Elliot's work, please go to moreblueberries.com.

A second bonus episode will be out next week, featuring Alex and Rob.

CW: emotional abuse, coercion

This episode featured performances by J Strautman and Kat Letwin

Engineering and sound design on this episode by Alex Nursall

Theme and music by Phil Wright

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (this episode's art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher)

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In the dream, the waters are clear and warm and the air is sweet. The sun is shining.

But... that can't be right. That's not how this works. And in dreams, Grace and Bea must both face changes they never wanted, choices they didn't make.

Meanwhile, Hollis is facing the fallout of their choices. Options they took that made things shift and shudder in ways they didn't expect. Or did they? The waters shift and move and the tides roll around them, predictable and yet entirely destructive.

CW: violence

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

J Strautman as Hollis

Rob Deobald as Lennox

Adil Lahkani as The Maestro

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Alex Guthrie as the Zookeeper

Rach Shelkey as Lucritia

and Shaun Oldfield as Lance

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Power is slippery. When you have it - if you have it - it can be wonderful, dangerous, deadly, intoxicating. But without it? Powerlessness is disorienting, brutal, painful, terrifying. What power lies within it, though? Bea is carrying more than she thinks in ways she doesn't expect. If this gets her what she wants, will it all be ok again? Nothing comes without a price. Nothing comes without more questions. Nothing is as simple as it seems.

CW: violence, sex (mentioned), imprisonment

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

J Strautman as Hollis

Rob Deobald as Lennox

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Michael Hogan as Silas

Alan Nursall as Basil

and Mariella Lopez as the staffer

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Hours, days, weeks pass. The world moves on and yet you feel stuck, lost. Bea is still trying to figure out how to get to Grace. Lennox is trying to figure out what his life looks like on the outside. Hollis is trying to adapt to a world that is moving too fast. Rhys is just trying to hold things together.

And all the while, Grace exists somewhere where no one but Hollis can reach them. What did her deal with the devil get her?

CW: violence, imprisonment

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

J Strautman as Hollis

Rob Deobald as Lennox

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Michael Hogan as Silas

Shaun Oldfield as Lance

and Phil Wright as the Security Guard

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Grace, if you get this, I just want you to know that I'll get you out.

I only see you in my dreams now...

Season 3: Part 1 of Woodbine arrives October 16th, 2026.

Woodbine is an original podcast 

Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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Hello hello.

I hope this finds you well. This is a quick update from the team at Woodbine that we'll be delivering the next season in a bit of a different way, splitting it into a fall and spring section, with some fun extras in between. Don't worry, you'll be hearing from us soon. We're looking forward to it.

Thank you for listening, and we wish you a wonderful evening.

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Hello listeners, it's Alex. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 3, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out Harvey In Hell, a new show from Christopher Scott McClure, creator of the award-winning fiction podcast The Milkman of St. Gaff's — a supernatural mystery show about childhood, memory, and the things we're willing to believe to survive.

 The series follows John Harvey Coots, an FBI profiler who might have chosen the wrong line of work, as he arrives in the desert town of Sunnyside, Nevada, searching for missing children along with confronting the ghosts of his own childhood. As anyone who’s been to Nevada knows, he finds a hellish lake of fire, a Christmas-themed casino, and a town built on secrets. And a few Southern Ontario references for good measure.  

Supported by the Canada Council for the Arts, Season 2 premieres this summer.

If you want to get a taste for the show, keep listening to the episode included here. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon.  

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This goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to feel the warmth of another...

CW: drug use

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

and J Strautman as Hollis

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Everyone is trapped by something. Maybe you're in a house you can't leave, maybe you're in a meeting that never seems to end, and maybe you're stuck in a situation where any good outcome is slipping away, every opportunity to make change is disappearing. For Bea and Grace, their chances of escape are slimming quickly. But it's not just them who are in trouble...

So maybe you are trapped in a room, or in an untenable position, or a job you can't leave, or between a ravenous crowd and a broken window. Maybe there is a way out, just not the one you wanted. You can't walk away, you can only escape. You can run.

For everyone, the walls are closing in, whether they realize it or not.

CW: violence, mental torture, death

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Justin Thomas James as Bill

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

Rach Shelkey as the Board Member

and Phil Wright as the Security Guard

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

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Things are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against someone, exhausted and needing that weight against you as comfort? To lose something intangible, something you didn't know was so integral to your very ability to stand on your own? To pull away the thing holding an entire place up, just to watch it crumble? Bea, Grace, Hollis, and Lennox are now faced with what it means to collapse. What waits for them on the other side?

CW: violence (described and experienced), blood, death, gore (described), torture, abuse

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and Kat Letwin as Vivian

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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