Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

You can only run for so long. At some point, you have to face your problems head on. Usually, you'd do this in therapy, but Grace is tired of platitudes and obfuscations and questions. She wants answers and there's only one person who can give them to her. But that means no more running, no more avoiding, no more looking away. You have to face your problems head on, no matter what happens, no matter what they bring.

You have to stop running at some point. No matter what, the past will find you and it is not kind.

This is the season finale of Woodbine (Season One). We'll see you soon.

CONTENT WARNING: verbal abuse, violence, death

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Rob Deobald as Lennox

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

J Strautman as Hollis

and Shaun Oldfield as Neil

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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Sometimes you have to turn to an old friend for some help. The life experience that comes with age can give a lot of insight into all kinds of situations. And when that person is ageless? Well, then you can expect some truly sage advice. For Grace and Bea, Lennox's shadow grows ever longer, Hollis continues to insert themselves wherever they want, and the night stretches out beyond them endlessly. Meanwhile, Rhys is somewhere nearby, looking at Hawaiian shirts on his phone.

CONTENT WARNING: alcohol, violence, death

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Vanya Drakul as Dracula

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

and Marialla Lopez as the server

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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The past will always find its way back to you, whether it is the distant or the recent. It comes back with claws, ready to pull you into its embrace. You can't escape the violence that made you. It will always find a way to hook itself into your skin, burrow under, and then wait until you think you're safe.

The past Grace has been running from is catching up. The past Bea is searching for is coming for her. And Rhys continues to just have a good time, everyone else be damned.

CONTENT WARNING: violence

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Adil Lakhani as The Maestro

Rob Deobald as Lennox

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

and Harlan Guthrie as Vander

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy, it's time for a super fun bar crawl with the team! Obviously this is some sort of delightful work outing, right? In any other capacity, it probably would be. But for Grace, Bea, and Rhys, the party is overshadowed by the case at hand. Hard to get too enthused when you've got a malicious being on your tail, really puts a damper on the evening. Don't stop, don't lose your nerve, and don't ever look back...

CONTENT WARNING: alcohol, physical violence

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Harlan Guthrie as Alden

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Phi Walker as The Hidebehind

and Doug Walker as The Dadbehind

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Wait, didn't I say that? Anyway, something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. But something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Hang on. Ok, I'm good, I know what we're talking about. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And... something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Didn't I say that already? I'm not sure what's happening. Something is weird in the episode description and I don't know what to do. I don't know how to escape. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and... I can't escape. And I don't know what to do.

CONTENT WARNING: fire, alcohol

Featuring the voices of:

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

J Strautman as Hollis

Kyle Anderson as James

and Gina Sorell as the Ghost

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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There's getting under someone's skin and then there's taking it. Grace and Bea are tasked with finding the missing skin of a client who just wants to be whole again... in more ways than one. Turns out the issues run a lot deeper than a simple lost layer and are complicated in ways neither of them expected. Hope you came prepared to yearn, because everyone else here is. Minus Rhys, I guess. He's just vibing.

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Anuja Varghese as Phoebe

Harleen Bhogal as Amelia

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Harlan Guthrie as Alden

and Jo Guthrie as Selena

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The worst kind of joke is not one where no one laughs, but one where the joke-teller takes a violent, unyielding umbrage with your lack of mirth. The joke is on Grace when a not-so-funny artefact goes missing and someone from her past makes a sudden return. It's really no laughing matter though when Lennox reappears, leaving her with more questions than answers. There's no clowning around when he's involved. Alright, I've run out of puns, I think that's enough for this episode description.

CONTENT WARNING: blood, violence, bodily harm

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

Adil Lakhani as The Maestro

Cameron Wylie as Travis

Phil Wright as the heckler

Keith Ohman as the MC

Reyna Stillwater as the ticket taker

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A family torn apart by past hurts. A search for an estranged mother. A mothman standing in your office, staring at your lamp. Bea still struggles with her new diet, Rhys finds out there's more to the job than paperwork, and Grace begins to regret the gaps in the agency's onboarding procedures.

CONTENT WARNING: blood (mentioned)

Featuring the voices of:

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Harlan Guthrie as Alden

Stéphanie Broschart as the Sasquatch

Mariella Lopez as Tracy

and Maggie Blouin Pearl as Elizabeth

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grace takes Bea straight into the deep end with her first case: A boogeyman is missing a very key part of something important to him. It plays the music of the night, giving him a sense of peace, covering up the sounds of the world... He just wants his groove back, is all. Plus, it's time to hire a new assistant, and there's a single standout in a world of duds.

CONTENT WARNING: blood

Episode transcript available at woodbinepod.com

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Ian Boddy as Rhys

and Alex Guthrie as Mariah, the Boogeyman

Woodbine is an original podcast 

Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beatrice Ashe is having an incredibly average day, up until the part where she is brutally stabbed to death. Well, near death. Some people have bosses who meddle in their work, some have bosses who are little too quick to act, and some have bosses who will bring you back from the precipice of annihilation by turning you into a vampire. Now, Bea has some new problems, only one of which is the mystery around who did this to her and why. 

CONTENT WARNING: violence, blood, death

Featuring the voices of:

Alex Nursall as Bea

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Harlan Guthrie as Alden

and Rob Deobald as Lennox

Woodbine is an original podcast 

Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices