There's something in the distance, just out of sight. There's something whispering to you in the darkness, but you can't make the words out. There's something coming, but you can't seem to make out what it is. The storm is growing and growing and growing, thunder in the distance, a lightning flash on the edge of your vision.

You feel something stirring. What do you do next?

CONTENT WARNING: N/A

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Adil Lakhani as The Maestro

Dain Miller as The Book

Shaun Oldfield as The Ghoul

and featuring the voices of Cat Nakaza, Keith Ohman, and Kyle Anderson

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠

Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠woodbinepod.com

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When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Do you know who's looking back? A client comes looking for help with a presence in their life that's causing problem after problem. Another client is looking for closure on a chapter of their life that they want to be done. But closure isn't easy, or wanted, or guaranteed. Sometimes you're left picking up the pieces of the mirror, unsure of your own reflection. Is the person that you see the person you want to be?

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Motzie Dapul as Eleanor

and Alexa Morgan as Natalia

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠

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A client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait, what is Hollis doing? ... hmm.

CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied)

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Niall Spain as Friedrich

Taylor Davis as Aurelius

Shaun Oldfield as Michael

and Harleen Bhogal as the ROM employee

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠

Artwork by ⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠

Distributed by ⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠

Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠woodbinepod.com

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It's a new day (night, really) and Bea, Grace, and Rhys have a whole new world to face. Bea's coming to terms with an ability she didn't expect or want. Grace has to deal with the full-throated return of the one person she's been trying to keep as far away as possible. Rhys... actually, I'm not sure what Rhys is doing. I'm sure it's fun though.

And somewhere, Lennox is waiting. He's waited for so long. What's a few days, weeks, months more when you know that you can finally, finally get what you want?

It's time for everyone to come to terms with a few things, although not all of them are bad...

CONTENT WARNING: coercion, mental violence

Featuring the voices of:

Emily Kellogg as Grace

Alex Nursall as Bea

Ian Boddy as Rhys

Rob Deobald as Lennox

J Strautman as Hollis

Justin Thomas James as Bill

Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina

Zeke Amos as Balthazar

Dain Miller as Frank, the Minotaur

and Lola Landekic as Sophia, the Sphinx

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at ⁠Pirate Sound⁠

Artwork by ⁠Andy Kelly⁠

Distributed by ⁠Realm⁠

You can find us on Instagram ⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠

Support us on Patreon at ⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠

Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠woodbinepod.com

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Hello, and welcome.

Here at Emiel, we like to think of ourselves as a community. A family, even. One not tied through blood - although that is a part of it, in a sense - but through a shared commitment. You help each other. You support each other. You stand by each other. That is how things work here. At the very least, it is the environment we hope to foster. Through hard work, the tireless efforts of our board of directors, and the dedication of our staff, we have grown from a small office in what is now Deer Park to a multi-faceted conglomerate with an ever-widening and diversifying portfolio.

If you are lucky, you can become a part of it. Come, there is much to learn.

Season 2 of Woodbine arrives September 24th, 2025.

Woodbine is an original podcast 

Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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Hello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one more thing for you to check out before spooky season. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 2 in the fall, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out StanLand, a new show on the Sonar network. When cynical podcaster Melanie Hughes vanishes without a trace, the only clue is her abandoned recorder, discovered by the side of a road, containing a story that begins with a dusty IKEA wardrobe… and ends in a magical realm slowly being swallowed up by fast

StanLand is a five-part satirical fantasy series written by Mike Sacks and S.G. Wilson, featuring Bobby Moynihan, Rhea Seehorn, Jon Hamm, John Waters and more. So here's episode one. You can find the rest on their feed wherever you get your podcasts. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon.  

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Hello again. We're just popping in to tell you about another podcast you might want to check out if you're a fan of Woodbine or Parkdale Haunt (and are looking for something to listen to while waiting for Season 2).

Desert Skies is a quirky and heartfelt fiction podcast about life between this world and the next, set in the afterlife. The story takes place along the road of a lonely highway at a gas station called Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff at the station help new arrivals to the afterlife get ready to embark on their journey through the celestial spheres, and what begins as a slice of life story following new arrivals to the station grows into an epic tale where the stakes are life, or in this case, the afterlife, and death.

The first and second season of Desert Skies are available now and the third season is currently in production.You can find Desert Skies on any podcast platform, or you can check out the rest of the podcast here: https://pod.link/1634726836

Thanks, and we’ll see you soon.

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What flashes before your eyes as you die? Memories, thoughts big and small that nested somewhere in your brain, echoes you ignored. But in those final flashes, the silliest things can be brought to the forefront: Unimportant conversations, odd moments, even cases you never put that much importance in. Now, that last one only really applies if you work in a detective agency, to be fair. Sometimes small things make an outsized impression. But memories are malleable, fallible, easily made and easily broken. When you're running through them, how much of them can you trust? They twist and turn and bend and break with only the slightest amount of pressure. Do you understand? Rhys? Can you hear me? Rhys? Please wake up, please.

Content warnings: death (mentioned), sex (mentioned)

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall

This episode was written and directed by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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Surprise! Here's Part 2. What, you thought we were going to wait? Hah! It's a Christmas miracle where we decided to drop both episodes within an hour of each other. Here's the rest of our discussion (featuring Emily, Alex, Ian, Rob and J) where we tried to answer as many questions as we could (we're sorry if we didn't get to yours). Thanks for listening, and we'll see you soon for our next holiday episode (and Season 2, Fall 2025) 🖤

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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Well hello there. Welcome to the Woodbine S1 Q&A: Part 1, where we answer about half of your questions. In this episode, you can hear thoughts on the show (and much more) from our own Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy, along with special guests Rob Deobald and J Strautman. Stay tuned for much more in Part 2, coming soon...

Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg

Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall 

Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg

Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy

Theme by Phil Wright

Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy

Recorded at Pirate Sound

Artwork by Andy Kelly

Distributed by Realm

You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt

Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com

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