Submitted for your perusal; A Horrible Surprise. Story Time With Alf is here...Every Wednesday I regal you with a story from somewhere in my unusual life. It could be funny, sad, serious or disturbing, the important thing though is that every story has a lesson. Even though these are my stories, you can apply these lessons to your own life, or perhaps they will remind you of your own similar story and the lessons you learned from it. Either way, you should be entertained.