The AMPire Diaries Episode 32: “Heart of Darkness” | “Do Not Go Gentle”

AMPies, we have a new (very long) episode for you!!! And we are discussing (at length) “Heart of Darkness” (Season 3, Episode 19) and “Do Not Gentle” (Season 3, Episode 20). More specifically, here’s what we’re talking:

- The worst thing a white woman can say over and over again. (Spoiler alert: It’s “sisters.”)

- Jill's true Klaus feelings.

- The one-seasons ABC series Selfie.

- Our desire to have Rebekah attend a high school dance.

- Rose, baby!

- Our old friend, Bloodybecky.

- The podcast’s #1 Jeremy stan.

- No more bits, starting in the Season 3 finale.

- Jill's guess for the Big Bad of Season 5.

- Jeremy's “Ghosts to Fuck” list.

- TyTy v. Horsey: Dawn of Alphas.

- The stans that we fear.

- Rebesther.

- Girl Dates. (‘Cause they're freaky like that.)

- Damo's interesting negotiation tactics.

- Bonnie's sex life.

- LaToya's poor pinky finger.

- BONNIE HAS A HOUSE.

Listen as we go from tired and goofy to tired and sad. It’s gradual, but it happens!

“TYLER RETURNS TO MYSTIC FALLS” (“Heart of Darkness”)

“WHAT THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER” (“Do Not Go Gentle)

The more AMPED logline this time around? Obviously, for Jill’s sake: We gotta go with “Heart of Darkness.”

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Heart of Darkness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGv4-RuLuHE

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Heart of Darkness”: Road trip to Denver.

The Official CW Promo for “Do Not Go Gentle”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT0illLEOPk

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Do Not Go Gentle”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘50s Decade Dance.

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