we’re back my duuuuuuuuuuudes and jake is talking all sorts of nonsense about kid-punching youth pastors, the absurd implication that our students are in an way “behind,” how he’ll probably be fine if he gets the ‘rona, how everyone loves telling their wisdom teeth story (then tells his wisdom teeth story), encourages strangers to come cough in his mouth, and gets into some news that’s important: twitter adding a paid feature (plus a sneak peak of potential paid tweets from jake), you should definitely ask some questions when your dog walker gets shot, the ill-advised attempt to automate k-9 units, and how the potato head controversy is just a ploy to sell your children more plastic.

sorry for the random little mic pops. just pretend you’re listening on a shitty radio frequency.

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