horsefeathers

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a hot ‘n’ ready episode, just for you! jake talks having “ocpt,” his trip to arkansas, the sacred concept of “y’allidarity,” some absolute madness from his hometown of springtown, a madman principal from dallas, a christian nightmare death metal christ karen, why carly rae jepsen is a messenger for the antichrist, and we check in on the mormons.

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jake gets right back into it after a long hiatus, explaining “summer jake,” why johnny dip and amber turd should both be gulagged, a legal embattlement with the city of d*llas, the absurdity of the uvalde responses by the demons who run texas, why under no circumstances should teachers be armed, why you shouldn’t drink battery acid (psa), or support this canadian church that crucifies iron man, jack sparrow, and more to spread the gospel.

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we’re back and better than ever folks! jake delivers a jam-packed episode about going back to teaching, refutes the practice of teachers policing bathroom breaks, the personal joy he gleans from freaking out teenagers, the Paris Texas dress code loophole, some wild school board hearings (racism “teaching kids to be gay,” Orange County worried about them dam communist, and a woman who’s worried about the CDC turning schools into camps), the cursed crate challenge, and introduces a new segment: public freakout court! the defendants: why to not wear a russia shirt in the ukraine, a very lost trumpy boy, and a masterclass in how to handle a karen.

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we’re back! after an exclusive t-pain musical number, jake regales us with a tale of hippies, rednecks, wildlife, rapids, and a beautiful concert experience. did some real white people shit in the woods and (barely) lived to tell about it. then i deliver that hot-off-the-press news that’s important: a monkeypox outbreak, 10,000 wooden penises, the anti-sex bed hoax, a goose freakout, a facebook murder confession, shark “negative encounters,” and a 28 million dollar scheduling conflict. thanks for listening!

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hey my dudes dallas’ number one independent podcast is back and better than ever. jake talks about his new home, recalls the time he passed out in a tattoo shop, reviews some christian nightmares (god hates video games, a stupid pastor shirt, flying jesus, pat robertson’s flamin’ hot take on CRT, modest is hottest), brings some blessings from tiktok (D.L. T3rd, OBTWill, harold enjoying father’s day, the hyep guy, just a guy with a new beard, the texas law about dildos, an extra-toothed freakout) and speaks on perhaps the news that’s most important: free britney.

weeeeee're back babies, happy horsefeathers friday! after shamelessly getting your attention, jake rambles about moving, senior pranks, tales from driving uber, a lady fighting a bear bare-handed, new laws aimed at teachers (and why they won't work), amazon doing more amazon shit (and getting ready to ship you weed), peppa pig being banned in australia, and some of our favorite tiktoks: Hehe texting clarification, the michael jordan of moonshine, my tik tok friend carl wilson, creepy Christiantok, and a grammy-worthy cover of "deja vu" by epicgaminggrandma.

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happy horsefeathers saturday! jake talks a little bit of teacher appreciation shenanigans, hesitancy to make summer plans, the first tardy to be given post-covid, the superiority of joggers over all other pants, the abject absurdity of "criminal minds," how he's wayyy hotter than the guy who's trying to steal his wife, things are (unexpectedly!) getting wild at kid rock's big ass honky tonk & rock 'n' roll steakhouse, the demons that run louisiana are acting like demons, lawmakers acting like children, and the mummified mother god (rip).

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this episode has it all, folks. jake talks how his RAT BASTARD of a neighbor is trying to steal his wife, what to do when a bobcat attacks, freakin' snobs judging people for their dietary choices, a nyc mayoral candidate teaches us how to run a tight ship with our kids, the plight of the very good (if misunderstood) boi major biden, and wishing david hogg well in his life post-pillow fight with mike pillow.

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what up we're back after a brief hiatus with some rip roarin' content folks. after describing his current look as "approachable charles manson," jake rambles about post-covid airports, fat iguanas, conspiratorially inclined taxi drivers, a "gust of wind" that blew a giant ship off course, another set of reasons why we should saw florida off the continent and let it drift into the sea, RIP jessica walter aka lucille bluth, amazon's attempts to subjugate the human race, and a palate-cleansing story about some chill af rhinos.

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50% of proceeds from horsefeathers will always go to local charities and community groups. lately, we've been sending money to Texas Organizing Project. find out more at organizetexas.org.