a packed ep! we introduce the audience to sweet marshall, our new producer and partner in greatness. we call out spotify greed, exacerbate (and then squash) beef with the michelle obama pod, rail against gender reveal parties, discuss the implications of sitting vs. standing to pee, sharpen our political philosophy, imagine what living with a penis on your arm might be like, and call out jerry falwell jr. for the creep he is.

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episode 11! jake talks about his indestructible idiot of a dog, back to school madness, his new/old video game obsession, why someone should just give trump a stapler already, the blinding incompetence of the aurora pd, having a full-blown mancrush on gordon ramsay, and the sheer insanity of coronavirus truthers.

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we made it to double digits! we are growing and getting stronger! tell your friends! jake describes his reentry into personal fitness, delivers the first state of the pod address, declares war on the michelle obama podcast, presents the template for the perfect public freakout, and tells CRAZY teacher stories from reddit and his life. thanks for listening to this podcast and also please do not listen to michelle's.

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it's episode nine!  after confirming with the audience that we are for sure NOT voting for kanye west for president, jake tears into a story about his recent trip to oklahoma--the land of anti-maskers.  tangentially mentioned: the financial philosophy of the podcast, why it's rude to be on the phone when you're completing an in-person transaction, how to make it "cool" to wear masks to both children and the alt right, and a pretty good metaphor for why it's a good idea to wear a mask. come to hear how to love "the other," stay to hear jake describe himself as having grown up "trailer park adjacent."

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two stories today! we start out with a heartwarming tale of a very brave big brother, and move on unceremoniously into john crist's less-than-triumphant return to social media. captain america, christian comedy, purity culture and abstinence-only sex ed... this episode has it all!

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it's the James Bond episode that is in no way about James Bond! instead, we talk about the questionable police work of which jake was subject, the terrible plot development in erotic film, why people love marvel movies so much, the dorks that run movie review websites, and the many ways snapchat is ruining america's youth.

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we're back! this week we're rededicating ourselves to wearing masks and socially distancing! Jake's brother Josh (a fan favorite!) calls in to help him solve pedophilia (which they do) while talking Chris D'Elia accusations, and we finish with an ethical conundrum: should you eat pizza given to you by neo-nazis?

come for the noisy phone call (sorry), stay to hear two adult men court social cancelation.

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Episode 5 get HYPE! Jake talks wild dreams in which he is a witch, the perils of package tracking, mask etiquette, the resurgence of the Dallas bar scenes, how to do the "midnight hustle" during a pandemic, Spongebob's historic coming out, little Sippy Boye Trump, and plenty of horsefeathery Karens to ridicule.

Come for the Bachelor hot goss, stay for the horrible kiwi accent.

All proceeds for June and July go to Texas Organizing Project! Check 'em out at OrganizeTexas.org.

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Episode 4, my dudes! We figure out what happens when Jake's dog George eats random garbage off the street, the stupidity of anti-protest protests, and the lax requirements for what it actually takes to become a cop. 

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It's episode 3 of Horsefeathers, and boy, what a time for a white guy to start a podcast! Jake discusses the subtle nuances of being an ally online, calls his brother on the phone to ask how long he's been a racist, and exposes the inner politics of instagram thots' relationships with their boyfriends.

50% of all proceeds from Horsefeathers will always go to local Dallas/Texas charities. The next few weeks, we're donating to the Texas Organizing Project's efforts to support Black and Latino communities in Dallas, Harris, and Bexar counties, particularly with COVID-19 complications and bail. 

Become a patron at patreon.com/horsefeatherspod to get an extra episode every week! 

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