This week, your beleaguered host (if anyone finds my voice, please send it back) considers the levels of delusion behind the merch pages of former Kiss guitarist Vinnie Vincent ($375 for an autographed copy of "Lick It Up") and divisive polymath Vincent Gallo ($50,000.00 for a date, "biological women only"). There are fanciful claims made by both (mostly Gallo), but there are probably no statements that set off of the bullshit detector quite like Vinnie Vincent alleging it will take 6-8 weeks for shipping, "due to scheduling and heavy demand". I'm only featuring the music of one of these individuals this week (and it's not the guy selling his sperm for $1,000,000)