Oh my goodness...Oh my stars...We will get Carnie, Foreman and Hogan out there...But let's get going with Opening Audio...Heroes in a half shell...Turtle power...A father sang an awful lullaby to his son...Someone needs to tell him his dreams of Broadway are over...Mike Myers is brutal...There was a brutal commercial about Canada not becoming the 51st state...A teacher wanted a pizza party so bad that he followed a student home to make sure they completed their homework...If all students did they would get the pizza...The cops were called...Alec Baldwin could not get over the size of his wife's ex's clarinet... He saw him perform on Broadway and he could not get over it...The man who invented Pirate's Booty attempted to run for mayor of Sea Cliff, NJ...He only got 62 votes yet he claims he is the winner...He actually admitted to having his friends vote more than once...There are no more perfect brackets...And the tournament for the most part has been underwhelming...Joe Gatto of Impractical Jokers has been accused of inappropriate contact with a former staffer...George Foreman passed away at the age of 76...We know him for boxing and for his grille...But we can't get over the fact that Hulk Hogan who claims he lost out on that grille had to make his Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grille...It burned people and was recalled...A Hardee's Double Frisco made a man crash into a laundromat...If you drive big, big with caution...Carnie Wilson's daughter was on American Idol with Wilson Phillips...What a rigged show it has become...A woman has a company where she will take your deceased dog and turn them into rugs or pillow cases...Is Billy Ray Cyrus dead? That is what listener Eddie thought when we played the new song from Billy Ray...What a rough go...Tiger Woods has professed his love for Vanessa Trump and he would like you to stay out of their business...You can now defer payments on DoorDash as they have teamed up with Klarna...Let's talk a little hair...Shall we...A couple attempted to scam a restaurant by pulling their own hair out and putting it in the food...Would you rather be a pirate, a cowboy or a samurai? What we would like you to be is someone that loves The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Check out Monday's show!!