Could Rosie turn because of a strapping Irish lad? Those are the things we have to think about as we get going on a less smokey Monday here in Asheville...Marsha hit us with the harmonica and got us going this morning...We have problems in Idaho...They are attempting to ban truck nuts...It is getting bi-partisan support...A guy can't figure out why someone keeps leaving full bottles of urine in his trash can...A man went crazy in a Wally World and destroyed TV's and milk...Mexican bologna is a hot ticket item when it comes to smuggling...An Albuquerque man was nailed for trying to smuggle 242 pounds across the border...The Police Chief of a New Jersey county was accused of doing some horrible things at work...He shaved his body hair and left it on a coworker's desk...He put Viagra and Adderall in the coffee...That was just some of the things...Butch and Suni will have a press conference at 2:30pm...Is the crazy clown scaring people epidemic back? Stories are starting to emerge...One involved a man dressed as Ronald McDonald getting arrested while he honked his horn the whole time...You can get a DWI if you drink too much caffeine...Rosie O'Donnell has moved to Ireland...She found her long lost cousin Dan, and wants to become the next Donnie and Marie with him...Also, she found a 12 year old boy in soggy socks outside of her house at 12am...Must see TV...Tonight on ABC is the Oprah Menopause Special...It is a "taboo" topic she claims...Let's grab some beers and check it out...Are you "mid" on Jon Lovitz...Lovitz is bringing back the show The Critic...Can you think of anything done by Lovitz that sticks out? Wichita Kansas should have let the NCAA know that it is mating season and that visitors would be attacked...The tournament is being held there and that is exactly what is happening...Three people from Rochester, NY did a dine and dash in Chicago...They ate chicken wings and alfredo...They reserved the table with their real name and phone number...Spam is being locked up at some Walmart's...The Full House is the number 1 house that people want to live in off of a TV show...Are the Yankees cheating the system...They changed their bats...Something that changes every day for the good is The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Check out the Monday edition of the show here!