Pat and Garet drink a bottle of wine and talk about going through a breakup.

Key quotes:

"When going through a breakup, there's a balance that should be struck between being a pushover, and slashing someone's tires."

"How do I handle breaking up with someone? ... Let me ask you a question. Have you ever been fired?"

"Garet, do you think rather than breaking up with someone, it might just be easier to fake one's own death?"