Midnight Cheesecake's Mardi Gras Would‑You‑Rather Episode

This week, your sleepy long‑distance besties are recording at an hour no human should be awake — Ruha with her retainer still in, Bekah clinging to the last sips of Diet Coke before Lent begins. What starts as a Mardi Gras check‑in quickly spirals into sugar hangovers, Galentine’s crafts, and the eternal struggle of a night owl being besties with a morning person. And then… the Would‑You‑Rather questions begin. And they are unusual.

From pet cacti that tell bad jokes to jellybeans that bounce away, from miniature butlers to marching bands at the gym, from glitter clouds to spotlight disasters — your girls tackle each scenario with the seriousness it absolutely does not deserve. There’s also a brief philosophical debate about whether a magic wand would turn your hamper into a cupcake or just make it taste like one. (Netflix, call us.)

Along the way, we swap stories from our own lives — a magnet‑craft soirée, the saga of Waldo the parrot (newly crowned Midnight Cheesecake mascot), and the ongoing battle of waking up teenagers before sunrise. We even revisited the iconic Tom Holland “Umbrella” performance because honestly, we don't do that often enough.

We wrapped things up with a cozy chat about what we’re loving lately — including Bekah’s new study soundtrack — and a reminder that even at 6 a.m., catching up with your besties feels like coming home.

Mentioned in this Episode

Homemade‑Gifts‑Made‑Easy Would‑You‑Rather List (The chaotic source of every cactus, jellybean, and glitter cloud we debated today — bless this website for its commitment to weirdness.)https://www.homemade-gifts-made-easy.com/would-you-rather-questions.html

Tom Holland’s “Umbrella” Lip Sync Battle (The performance that lives rent‑free in all our hearts — peak athleticism, peak Zendaya, peak Spidey.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W4KpQpZJgk

Ludovico Einaudi – Piano Music (Bekah’s new study soundtrack — soothing, cinematic, and perfect for cramming medical billing codes at 5 a.m.)https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ludovico+einaudi

The Studio

(Ruha's newest comedy binge — Seth Rogen, Star Studded cameos, Catherine O'Hara — what else do you need?)

https://tv.apple.com/us/show/the-studio/umc.cmc.4xq4u7xj8q0q7z0g6t0z6xq0u

Fortune.com Subscription (The new grown‑up reading habit Ruha swears counts as “self‑care” — because nothing says relaxation like supporting journalism and staying informed.)https://fortune.com

Kjersti Flaa on YouTube (Ruha's favorite bad habit — Hollywood interviews, Legal drama, and the kind of content you put on while folding laundry and pretending you’re Scandinavian.)https://www.youtube.com/@kjerstiflaa

Loacker Chocolate (The wafer‑y, chocolate‑y treat that will disappear from the pantry faster than anyone will admit. A true Costco bulk treasure.)https://www.loackerusa.com/products/tortina-mini-original-chocolate-coated-wafer-3-17-oz-bag

Ferrero Rocher (The golden‑wrapped classic — perfect for Galentine’s, late‑night snacking, or bribing your cohost into recording at 6 a.m.)https://www.ferrerorocher.com

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Chapters

0:24 Midnight Cheesecake: Mardi Gras Edition

4:17 Fun with Would You Rather

6:48 Quirky Pet Choices

10:13 Magical Objects and Daily Tasks

12:47 Laughing Through Life's Embarrassments

17:12 Dancing with Icons

19:03 Hairy Decisions

23:47 Hypothetical Animal Adventures

30:08 Drinking Thoughts

35:51 Enjoying Life and New Discoveries