"Ring By Spring" is a phrase used primarily in small conservative, religious universities, indicating that a person ought to have a ring on their finger by the spring semester of their senior year in college.

Quotes include:

"Do you know how many months of Tinder Premium you can get for the price of a liberal arts degree?"

"We're starting a new segment on the show called "Are They Still Married?"

"Tinder Premium is not cheap. But, if there was a program that allowed you to received unsubsidized or perhaps subsidized federal loans for Tinder Premium – we'd have something to talk about"